Hehehe... I'm glad you went out, but sorry the night ended on a sad note. I think you'll be ok, but you don't have to be ok yet. Take some time, wallow just a little, and then go back out. And shadow is right, don't drink too much... alcohol is a depressent. BTW, I got the silliest image of you being guarded by two giant teddy-bears.... strange.<BR
Go out girl and have a good time! Your friends are right, you don't need to shut yourself away. Things look bad now, but they'll get better. Besides, you get to laugh at the idiots. Try my favorite game: It's called, "Spot the Alpha Male" And, once you find the Alpha Male in each group (he's usually the loudest, crudest, most annoying one) take a victory shot... or a consolence shot if your friend found him first. Then, sit back and enjoy the sho
Then ask me a question. Pro-choice, anti-tax cuts for the rich, anti-war, anti-deficit.... Basically, stay away from my personal rights, and take care of the budget.
I'm sorry Zoomba... this was a silly joke at guy's expense. Just keep trying for the top.
Hahaha... I'm 100% liberal. I think I'm slightly more moderate than that... but maybe I'll be a "nut" in no time.
I usually hate e-mail forwards. In fact, I usually delete them without reading them. However, this girl knows that I hate them and sent it anyway... so I decided to look. I was so glad I did. Glad you liked it!
APPLES AND WINE Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground, that aren't as good, but easy . . . . . . The apples at the top <
What bad decisions are you talking about? Have you gone crackers? You don't get hep c from sex Well, I've always been crackers... but no, I was simply saying that he seemed to be blaming bad decisions on a party while belonging to a party that wants people to claim full personal responsibilities. I was
Aren't the republicans the ones demanding personal responsibility when it comes to sex,(different article on JU) yet you feel free to blame your bad decisions on a political party?
I heard Kevin is pissed and doesn't want the kid. Don't you just love tabloids? . . . . . . . . . At least when you're in the checkout line...
English Genius here... now watch me type something really stupid. It will happen, just wait for it. (but please don't comment on it, you will hurt my feelings )
"It's a shame to eat a horse. Ever take a gander at a cow? You're doing them a favor by eating them. It saves them from having to look at their reflection in the trough every morning!" ~ Col. Sherman T. Potter (M*A*S*H) ;~D Oh, you just made me very happy... YAY M*A*S*H!!!!!
I'm a strange liberal... I love hunting. And fishing, but only if the fish are biting. The only "vegetarians" I know either don't think it's healthy (which is a little on the silly side, but understandable) or can't stand the thought of eating something with a face. To that, I simply carved a smily face in a potato and added a note, "Please don't eat me!" They weren't amused, but I was. Great article!
Where's the blushing emoticon when you need it? Thanks bro.
Morris, I agree with you, but I was referring to the more classic of Disney movies... and most movies in general. There are very few movies that portray a convincing "woman finds happiness w/o significant other"... altho i initially checked out your article cuz the title seemed to offer irresistable potential for a sug
Sorry, wasn't me... unless there is another Sugar something (I think there is)
Let me know if hypnotism works, k? I need a little change-of-mind myself. And more props to Floozie...you get an insightful from me... and a thanks for the advice.
That old saying of all the things I miss, I miss my mind the most I think sums it up for me... Amen.
Wouldn't you guys like to know you were the reason, and not some lip plumping balm? Or at least the temp over somthing rubber stuck in a bra?
The problem is, a lot of people who are doing the telling are women. Good point... we're just as guilty for making ourselves feel guilty as any magazine or movie.
Lyrics changed to fit: O danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling From glen to glen, and down the mountain side The summer's gone and all the roses falling It's you, it's you must go and no more hide *A musical tribute, just for you*
Hahaha... this leads to my next article, and one I should have written sooner, because I completely agree with you Karma. "The [insert person to blame] Made Me Do It!" But, for a preview, we are being told this by magazines, tv, movies, books etc. but that doesn't mean we have to listen. We have become a society that does not want to accept personal responsibility. (this is a generalization) Spill hot coffee on yourself? Sue, becuase you
This years birthday cake featured Gollum... last year was or if that doesn't work, Link it's there too
Huh... my friend said her cartilage hurt worse than her nipple... of course she has one more piercing that apparently hurt really bad, but I won't go there since this article is about nipples...
If it causes too much drama, then it isn't good for you. However, you know how much drama is too much for you. Be happy, be healthy and be safe. (I know I'm butting in, but hey, why not?)
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