Toblerone

Toblerone

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Understanding the Universe Part 6: Develop a Mental Illness in Humor JoeUser Forums

Hello again mindless masses, Toblerone J. Aarkvark here just brimming with pseudo-orgasmic excitement at the chance to impress upon your mushy gelatinous primitive under-evolved cerebrums with yet another insightful adjective (and parentheses) laden article. People often see me for the successful charismatic man that I am and ask how I got that way. The sec

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Reply to Sweet Chilli Sauce. in Cooking JoeUser Forums

My mouth is watering. Chips, sour cream sweet chilli- my favourite too. I'd never be able to guess from the cartons of sour cream and bottles of chilli sause that would be strewn about my house on your annual visits

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Reply to The Legend of Spring-Heeled Jack in History JoeUser Forums

I can't say I have ever heard of Spring Heeled Jack. I'm sure however that he has something to do with aliens that come to me everynight and preform experiments on my cerebral cortex with chopsticks. On the other hand I blame everything on the CIA and Oprah....damn that Oprah. Toblerone J. Aardvark.

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Reply to Some Nice Things about Michael in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Disclaimer: I don't approve of what Myrrander said to Little Whip...both are dear friends of mine, and it bothers me to see hateful things written about either one of them. What Myrrander said was wrong. He lashed out hatefully, as we all do (or at least want to do) from time to time. Wrong, bad, bad Myrrander. <

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Reply to Things I've Learned in Misc JoeUser Forums

I mean, she never was a real bright bulb, but lately it seems she can't open her mouth without having inane jibberish spill out, almost unbidden. Nothing demostrated this more than when I saw Ozzie Osbourne and Anna Nicole being interviewed on the same show (Rove LIve in Australia) and she made Ozzie lo

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Reply to Our Multicultural Nation: Love it or Leave It! in Politics JoeUser Forums

Champas just said that we are a multicultural nation. He never said that it was a more culturally diverse nation that the US or that we aren't a mostly white nation, but Champas and I have lived most of our lived in a fairly culturally diverse town and so our perception is quite understandly coloured *snicker* by this. Here is a more comprehensive set of stats from the 2001 census before i expalian further: <TABLE cellpadding=8 width="95%" align=c

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Reply to Straight Men Flatter Themselves Too Much in Misc JoeUser Forums

Two possible reasons I could see why a heterosexual male could be nervous around a homosexual male, in no particular ranking: 1. The straight dude really does think gay men are attracted to all men. 2. The heterosexual man is nervous that if a homosexual man mistakes him as one of their own, women might also make the same mistake. And o

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Reply to Things I've Learned in Misc JoeUser Forums

Yeah, I just got an email saying it shipped! Hhahahaa...well, when my shirt gets here, I'll post a blog pimping your shirts...sound good? Hehehe... What can I say, you rock Brandie, thanks . I have a new store dedicated to the Keepin

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Reply to Our Multicultural Nation: Love it or Leave It! in Politics JoeUser Forums

Australia is 95% white, 4% Asian, and 1% everything else which includes the aboriginals that survived Australia's genocide attempts. White isn't a culture it's a colour (same goes for the term Asian for that matter). Many of those white people are first or second generation im

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Reply to Things I've Learned in Misc JoeUser Forums

Just because they sell it in your size, doesn't mean you should wear it. I hope that doesn't apply to my T-shirt . Your money has finally come through by the way...now I just need 24 more people to do the same thing and I'll actually get a cheq

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Reply to Straight Men Flatter Themselves Too Much in Misc JoeUser Forums

Everybody wants to fuck me no matter what their sexual orientation, they might just not know it yet, I'm just that sexy! Seriously though it doesn't bother me. It is always nice to know someone finds you attractive, I just turn them down politely...okay only ONE gay guy cracked onto me, but I did turn him down politely.

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Reply to A New Pope is Chosen, Part 2 in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Even if they were, would there be enough cucumbers available to teach them how to use them? Good one, that made me laugh...where would decent sex education be without cucumbers?

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Reply to A New Pope is Chosen, Part 2 in Current Events JoeUser Forums

The Church does not need to be brought into the 21st century. All institutions have to change with the times if they are to have any relevance to the people they represent, not to mention survive. I wouldn't rule out people leaving the faith if they don't. Not that the strength of the faith really bothers m

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Reply to Redefining words? in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

I'm of the opinion that a certain level of fluidity of the English language should be accepted. After all language would be useless if it didn't change with times. The only problem I have with this is when the definition change obliterates/contradicts the original concept encapsulated by a word. For example many people use the word "ironic" when the actually mean "appropriate" (Champas Socialist and I reackon we should use the word "Alanis" instead).<B

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