Pfft! People and their petty labels, they're just jealous of our superior intellect. Now excuse me while I glue the fallen pine needles back on the tree and spray paint them green.
Mate if you can understand me....can you please tell me what I'm on about. P.S. Just kidding, I make a lot of sense, it's the world that's incoherent.
Funny Story. I thought the real reason you should alway have two kids is so that you make all your mistakes with the first one and get it right with the second one. I would say that though, being the second child.
When hear the word extremist I usually think crazy psychotic terrorist in army fatigues and war paint. Thanks for anwering my question NJ.
I'd like to say a big hello to the unwashed masses that have once again tuned in for this week's installment of Understanding the Universe. Undoubtedly you have been on the edge of your seat waiting. Today we try to understand people in yet an other effort to understand the mystery of the nouns (which is in fact composed of multiple mysteries but is alway refer
Thanks a lot Fazz, I hope you keep up the good work on your blog as well. Incidently after reading your blog now I'm paranoid that I'm going to use the wrong "your" and lose all your respect.
Thanks Dr. Guy, as I tell all my readers, I thrive on compliments.
It is sort of like the "If you can't say anything nice don't say anything at all" cliche. It is good advice that nobody really wants to follow because, hey, it's not enough to be right the other guy has to be an idiot too!
Humans think of bondage as kinky. For some animals however bondage has become a biological necessity. Today I bring you a couple of examples of bondage in the animal kingdom. Life for a blood fluke is a real gamble. First it has to find a host, in fact three hosts. Firstly its eggs hatch and the fluke larva infests a water snail. Then it takes up residence
G'day Pansy, good luck with blogging. Toblerone
Don't expect a reply from Champas on the forum for a while as he is in New Caledonia for a couple of weeks. In the meantime I am posting a bunch of articles he wrote for him. In the meantime visit my blog Keeping It Surreal Link . Toblerone
That is an excellent article Maso. Based on that I shall put you on my favourites list. Toblerone
Dynamaso: You may not notice your brain haemorrhage until the pressure builds sufficiently. As the first symptom is often your head exploding you may not notice it at all. NJforever: The Monkey of Eternia simply doesn't care for forks, it's a genetic thing. You better update your blog more often now (I left a comment on your site). To add/update your links click the "My Account" link and select add custom links on the page that link sends you to, from there there are instructions that
Hey NJ, just thought I'd properly check out your site after your kind comments on mine. You write some good stuff, you should post more often. I'd like to hear the story of how you became an extremist and what made you change your mind.
Be careful with those Monkeys of Eternia they are known for stealing silverware and underpants. The three headed chickens on the other hand is good thing, the people of the Xavius Dimension consider them a good omen.
In an effort to further the understanding of general public, or mindless peasants, as I prefer to call them, I am continuing this series of enlightening articles. I do this in spite of the fact I truly believe no one is currently smart enough to understand them. I am however an eternal optimist and I think perhaps one of you carbon-based cretins might make a gigantic
What can I say Trina, it's all apart of my nefarious plan to take over the world using subliminal messages embedded in songs by The Clash. Thanks again for the complements, you may regret encouraging me later what with my megalomanical tendancies and all.
Thanks NJforever you made my day.
Welcome to part 2 of this thrilling series of articles. Here's what the critics have been saying over the last week: " Lemony Snicket's: A series of unfortunate events had me chuckling away with all the glee of a nun on a seatless bicycle." - Time Magazine "The soup was bland, the main course was poorly conceived and as for how it wa
Thanks Trina, I thrive on complements! I have heard of the Lemmings game but unfortunately never got to play it. I think my computer was a commodore 64 at the time that game came out!! We bought it when it was state of the art and our family took a while to update. I played a lot of Frogger as a consequence. My genealogy research was made easier by the fact I had some unusual family names like Rubidge and Riggall. Of course the be
I need a category for humourous philosophy.
I intend to keep on as “The Champ”, despite talk of a takeover bid by Toblerone. I would like to denied any rumours of a take over bid by myself. These malicious rumours were started by former opponent with a grudge against me. I also deny any allegations of sexual misconduct. If there are an
I think you'll find that the myth has been around longer than disney has. They may well have popularised the myth though, thanks for that piece of info.
Reply #3 By: Toblerone - 1/16/2005 2:25:10 AM He is a hateful individual who goes to great lengths to distort facts to fit the messages he has. How about you actually back that up with something How about 59 *proven* outright LIES in F911? How about the biggest? Can you truthfully prove GW Bus
Toblerone here, still keepin' it surreal for the unwashed masses. Today I bring you a random article to fill in your long dreary days until the next Understanding the Universe article. It isn't unusual for me to become fixated on a random topic for one or two weeks. For example once several years ago I decided to find out everything I could on Scandi
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