Toblerone

Toblerone

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Congratulations Teegs! I hope all goes well with the wedding and more importantly the marriage. I hope your families get along, personally not the way I would have gone about it but I'm sure it'll be okay. My sister just got married in January (engaged last August) and she is already trying to get pregnant. So we've just gone through all that jazz, it is quite stressful but rewa

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Thanks for your comments joeKnowledge. As for the small type situation I do that for a reason. I find that the way joeuser blogs are displayed on my computer makes the lines overlap. If you have large type the lines overlap more. The only way I can seem to solve it is to either double space (which spreads it out too much) or make my type smaller. Does anyone else have this problem or is it just me?

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So that's why they do that at Greek Weddings, it's the first session of marital therapy. You have a very wise friend.

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Yes Texas, the door definately swings both ways. I could write a book a about it, but really it comes down to the fact that people are blind to their stupid patterns. They do the same thing over and over and expect a different result. Unfortunately for people to change it often takes something dramatic to happen before they can see where they have been going wrong. Thanks again for the compliments, you rock <img src="../images/smiles/smile.g

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Does anyone not see the connection between the two statements (gross generalisations) in the headline? For those that don’t see the connection let me explain it to you. Before I do would like to state that in this article I am not referring to all women, just those who say stuff like “all men are arseholes”. I am not referring to all men either, just to those who say

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Reply By: drmilerPosted: Sunday, February 06, 2005Reply #8 By: Toblerone - 2/6/2005 4:09:37 AMUnderstand this toblerone. As long as our society remains capitalistic what your talking about will never even come close to happening. Not in any way, shape or form.Precisely "as long as our society remains capitalistic". Do you know ho

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Understand this toblerone. As long as our society remains capitalistic what your talking about will never even come close to happening. Not in any way, shape or form. Precisely "as long as our society remains capitalistic". Do you know how long that will be?

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Wanita Young said, ``This has turned into quite a fiasco. It's something that never should have happened and it's just devastating. My phone hasn't stopped ringing. My life has been threatened and I'll probably have to move out of town.'' There is only one thing I'd like to say to her: suck shit. <

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I certainly agree that it probably won't happen in my lifetime. It may happen in the future out of necessity, this is something I may talk about later on. You have to think four dimensionally about this topic. Things can change in ways you don't expect. One thing the past has showed is that we are crap at predicting the future.

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Okay, well the scope of this topic is HUGE I mean absolutely gigantic. I spent a day thinking about it and I blew out all my brain cells. After I replaced them I had a massive panic attack and curled up in foetal position for a few hours. Then I calmed down and realised that it’s just a blog and I shouldn’t have so much performance anxiety over it. Give me time for my

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You could try using a professional photographer. A really good one should know how to deal the camera shy. I guess it's a bit expensive though and you might have trouble convincing her to go.

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Why do all these pussies answer your blogs in the same way EVERY time...They ALWAYS seem to go along the lines of "If he can't see how wonderful you are then he's dogshit"Bollox!The moment some girl who is "nice" turns their eye to some guy, they must instantly fall in love with the girl?!?BS!You bunch of fuck

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Reply By: Danny BassettePosted: Wednesday, February 02, 2005If he's on holiday how did his blog show up? Did he ask you to post it or are you being funny in multiple places just for fun? Yeah he asked me to post it for him, I can't take any credit for it. Don't get confused and start thinking we are th

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Umm . . . by cute . . . I meant . . . ummm . . . beefy? *cough* We'll accept that one....not for consumption by Hindus but we'll accept it anyway:). I am a big fan of

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Mate I feel for you. I'm the king of unrequited love. Former king at least, hopefully. I also sympathise with the "most people bore me" thing. I either like to have either deep and meaningful conversations or really silly/entertaining conversations, the small talk shits me. Don't worry, the guy can't be perfect because he doesn't appreciate you in the way you appreciate him. I'm afraid

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There are worse things then having the mind of a child .....and that's the child wanting it back. Nice article Danny, as you've seen from my The Penis Monologue article I sometimes have a similar disassociation from my body so I can relate:).

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Reply By: ParaTed2kPosted: Wednesday, February 02, 2005Now that was great!! I laughed until I stopped!!! I'm glad you liked it. Tell me young member, in typing this article, d

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That was rather odd, if funny. Well the blog is called Keeping It Surreal. Thanks for saying it's funny. Although, I must say, you have a very sassy penis . . . I hope you don't le

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