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Reply to It's Linus from Peanuts in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

As she doesn't do her Lucy from Peanuts impression....Lucy was a cow.

Reply to Just Over Here Now in Misc JoeUser Forums

I think if I can't say anything that doesn't sound like a sleazy come on, I shouldn't say anything at all. Nice clavicles by the way. Nice to hear from you TW.

Reply to New Words for the English Language in Misc JoeUser Forums

Hmm, are you aware Radio National has a program asking callers to ring in with their suggestions for 'things that don't have words'. I don't listen to Radio National, so that would be a no. <TD class=

Reply to Hooray - She won! in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

I could never understand how Her performance of being a girl, pretending to be a boy pretending to be a girl - in a basically Romantic Comedy/Drama could win out of a completely brilliant dramatic performance of a real life Monarch - Elizabeth 1 - it was fabulousJust don't get it. I hated Shakespeare in

Reply to I am totally brave! in Current Events JoeUser Forums

I rather like Huntsman spiders, harmless little critters, I tend to do the glass and piece of paper thing with them. It's the whitetails and redback I worry about. I won't hold killing the spider against you though......you evil murderer of small furry spiders

Reply to New Words for the English Language in Misc JoeUser Forums

Would it be possible to add some sort of indication to the pronunciation of these words? Nurturgulated is (Ner-ter-gool-ate-ed) Esqueness is (Esk-ness) I'll edit the blog just a soon a Joeuser stops being a shit a lets me! <TABLE cellpadding=8 width="95%" align=center bgColor=

Reply to Let’s Abolish the Monetary System Part 2 in Politics JoeUser Forums

"I still think that the amount of people working is far more than is required to have a fully functioning system. "Although this may well be true, if you don't give people anything to do, many inevitably turn to crime in order to combat their boredom. Everyone needs purpose in their lives and if the system doesn't provide them wi

New Words for the English Language in Misc JoeUser Forums

In George Orwell’s 1984 the Party forces everyone to speak the language “newspeak”. Basically it was a revised form of the English language with fewer words. It also had new words that reflected the policies of the Party such as the word badthink that referred to any ideas that disagreed the Party’s policies. The idea behind “newspeak” was that with fewer words t

Reply to Why on Earth is my name NJforever? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

It is so weird, I was just wondering why you picked the name (for no apparent reason) about 10 seconds before I saw this article's headline. The question is: did I subliminally read the readline and then wonder about your name or did I wonder about your name and the universe decide to answer my question for me? Obviously the latter is the most likely answer as the universe revolves around me. Incidently stick with the name, I agree with what R

Reply to You Can't Eat Road Kill. in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Kraft Foods has stopped manufacturing it's gummi 'Road Kill' candy because it might 'encourage children to be cruel to animals'. Hmm, and I suppose eating actual meat teaches kids to be kind to animals....

Reply to Subvert the Dominant Paradigm in Humor JoeUser Forums

when people tell me I'm weird I just say "Thank you." I'm the same, I take being called weird, odd or strange as a compliment. How bad would it be if someone called you normal, what could be more boring than that?

Reply to You Have a Call From a Mr. Bush in Current Events JoeUser Forums

I am sure there is hours of evil fun to be had with a service like that. You're right though it probably should be illegal.

Reply to Australia is a lonely place in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

i don't see how New Cal can be that good. After all it's full of dirty french speaking foreigners.

Reply to I think blogging has a life span in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Although my blogging is bound to get more sporadic during the year due to uni (and later, hopefully, due to work) I hope that I never stop. To do so would be a sure sign that I have run out of ideas, and that is my greatest fear. I don't think blogging necessarily has to get old. I think the thing is that when blogging feels like a chore you should step back from it and take a break. For example I had writer's block between my last two article

Reply to Subvert the Dominant Paradigm in Humor JoeUser Forums

I refuse to believe in the existence of post modernists. *thumbs nose* *raspberry*

Reply to Subvert the Dominant Paradigm in Humor JoeUser Forums

Thanks Teegs. What can I say, that wise person is absolutely spot on!

Reply to Subvert the Dominant Paradigm in Humor JoeUser Forums

That's Mr Aardvark, and thankyou Furry for the compliments.

Subvert the Dominant Paradigm in Humor JoeUser Forums

A long time ago in a share house not so far away my sister lived with a rather eccentric man (who is actually a good friend of my family). He had a penchant for playing practical jokes, telling dirty jokes in inappropriate company, a beret/hat fetish and he used to dry his underpants in the microwave. He was and still is a music teacher and quite a smart guy, just a b

Reply to So Spend the Rest of your Life Wondering If I Told The Truth in Misc JoeUser Forums

Now tell us what you REALLY think Alex. Just Kidding.

Reply to a very Happy Valentines. in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

World of Chickens - Is that the one with the guy who works at the chicken place which sounds suspiciously like it's located where McDonalds at Indro is now? And he has this theme song Eye of the tiger? That would be the one, I loved it. I related to the main character all too well. <TABLE cellp

Reply to Let’s Abolish the Monetary System Part 2 in Politics JoeUser Forums

like the 'Star Trek' idea. No one gets paid, as such. Everyone is provided good food, good medical and dental, transport etc. Private possessions are more asthetic than anything else. Yeah. Of course you have to take into account the effect of matter replicators in star trek. Why pay for something if

Reply to Let’s Abolish the Monetary System Part 2 in Politics JoeUser Forums

. I really like the way you posed this installment of your series, it made it fun to read, while thinking about the questions it poses. I'm glad you said that, it is a bit of challege to give life to the subject. I can thank Einstein for the thought experiment idea, I hope to reuse it in later episodes.

Reply to This will save you talking to me :) in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Sorry about the flaming Sally I'll stop now I just couldn't resist. kermit can get in a free shot if he wants.

Reply to This will save you talking to me :) in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

no, it's what I call your mum after I've blown my wad on her breast. Wow you must be psychic how did you know she had a mastectomy....oh because you're telling the truth. Well if you like mono-breasted 50+ year olds I can introduce you my mum's breast cancer dragon boating teammates. This is your lucky

Reply to Let’s Abolish the Monetary System Part 2 in Politics JoeUser Forums

Humans have a way of messing up the world no matter what. It seems to be in our nature. Bad things will be replaced with even worse things, because that is how we are. This is a very common notion and seems to be back up by a lot of history. I feel this is because we set up our social systems to bring out t