Maybe you've discovered a new species, as a biologist I'd love to see a picture of this thing. This is where I goo all sciencey: How many legs did it have? How well lit was it? Are you sure it wasn't something quite normal that looked weird in the bad light? I better stop or I'll ask a page full of questions, scientists can be a pain at times.
Are two people ever "meant" to be together? I think no matter how good you are together you still have to work at it, so I don't believe two people are "meant" to be together, some couples are just more naturally compatible than others. I hope things go well for you and your hubby. Either way
Ah, they grow up so fast....perhaps you should Bonzai her.....
I think we need pictures so we can properly deliberate on this topic. No, I'm not being pervy just pragmatic..... ....okay and a little pervy too
I very pro transhumanism. I have a wish list of body modifications I want to make to myself: 1. Two extra arms 2. Colour changing skin like cuttlefish have 3. Gills (save carrying around SCUBA equipment) 4. Gecko setae (microscopic hairs that allow geckos to climb up smooth surfaces) 5. The ability to communicate and download information directly via my brain 6. Echanced vision (being able to see in different wavelengths, polari
I owe my existence to African slavery (since my father is descended from them)and persecution of eastern european Jews (since it force them to move to Australia and lead to the birth of my mother). All these are bad things that are responsible for me existing and yet I still won't praise the fact that they happened, despite the fact it worked out pretty well for me. The Iraq war will have negative effects that will last for years. Most likely this war
I read almost everyday and usually comment once or twice a day. Article posting is variable. There was a time when it was every 2 days. Now it is more like once every 10 since I'm back at uni. I suppose at some point I should add to my running articles.
Mom told me to ask my wife..... Parents can be cruel can't they
Okay, since Trigarian doesn't work, how about this:Mafiaste: to be killed by a member of the MafiaEx. I wants youse to mafiaste him.Oh my god! They mafiasted Kenny! Yeah I guess that could work...once the Mafia gets sick of the word "Whacked". <img src="../images/smiles/smile.gif" border=0 ALIGN="absmid
Mathisfy, adjective1. to satisfy in a mathematical way.leads to: mathisfying, and my personal favourite - mathisfaction (math-is-fak-shun).eg. "That problem was incredibly mathisfying."Or, to a particularly bland maths lecturer: "Sir, you just don't give me no mathisfaction." Ha, yeah I regularly get no
Btw Tobler1, Douglas Adams wrote a little on this idea of creating new words, in an article he wrote which can be found in his posthumous book which I can't remember the name of. That book would be the Salmon of Doubt. I have the book but I had this idea long before I read it.
Once again, a great performance! While I highly question your abilities to "Walk downstairs alone or in pairs and make a Slinkity Sound", I won't hold anything against you, in fact, I think I'll dub you, "Slinky the Wonder Penis!" Thanks mate, Slinky appreciates it. <TABLE cellpadding=8 width="
You think? I just figure it's better not to start and tempt fate and besides if you're not addicted you won't miss it. I guess after seeing my mother go through having cancer (though admittedly not smoking related cancer) I figure even the smallest chance you are unnecessarily tempting fate is too muc
yours must be a real dick if it insists on being called 'stinky'? It's SLINKY not STINKY. You know as in one of those coily things that you put down stairs. . although i
Well there are better ways for satisfying an oral fixation..... try a lollipop Seriously though stop while you can.
Hehehe...very educational (and I'm drunk, forgive me if I mispell or make an ass of myself)... Making an arse of yourself is what Keeping It Surreal is all about, it is actually encouraged here (besides you're cute so I wouldn't hold it against you anyway <img src="../images/smiles/joke.gif" border=0 AL
Along those same lines, is E.D. more of a quality or quantity issue? I guess I must be a bit slow this morning, what's E.D. ? Edit: Is that erectile dysfunction? I wouldn't know about that, go ask your mother...:) <TABLE cellpadding=8 width="95%" align=center bgColor=#FFF394 cl
You lucky bastard.
Toblerone: Hmm, now that I think about it, never....don't know what came over me.Hehehe...that's more like it...I mean, you DID allow your penis to write an article... You inspired me to let him write another article. May God have mercy on us all.
Hello again it’s Toblerone’s penis here back by popular demand. For future reference I shall be called Slinky because it is less cumbersome than saying Toblerone’s penis all the time (and also, Toblerone adds, because I’m variable in length and I’m often coming down stairs....er, it’s probably best not to ask). Today I would like to inform you of some wonde
The "who are your influences" question is lazy interviewing but the "who are you wearing" is probably due to some deal between the networks and the fashion houses (or more likely the celebs are obliged to mention the designers name and the networks realise this). After all the celebs often get their clothes for free to get free publicity for the fashion houses so they'd have to mention there name. I seem to remember some celebs that weren't asked that
Very interesting article El Viborillas. Incidently what does El Viborillas mean? He seems sick and tired of people who asks about his campaign promises, forgetting that it was their votes that made him who he is today. Yeah having a short memory is a common problem among politians. After he
I think if I can't say anything that doesn't sound like a sleazy come on, I shouldn't say anything at all.Now when has that ever stopped you before? Hmm, now that I think about it, never....don't know what came over me.
Blogitude: the state of emotion you feel when you are reading a response to a blog but you're not sure whether the respondent is being genuine, facetious, full-of-shit etc. Yeah I like that one. How about this: Remoticon (re-mo-ti-con): 1) A smiley that is entirely inscructible except to t
The moral to this fable is simply "In the absence of a second opinion Doctors will always try to rob you blind."
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