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Reply to Roommate from HELL!!!!! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I'm afraid you made a tactical error in paying the full rent. If you hadn't you could have bargain with her thusly: "I explained the situation to you before you came so don't act dumb, if you weren't listening that's your fault. I'm not paying the full rent and if you don't pay half we will both be kicked out so pay it , get another roomate or else fuck off. I'll go stay with a friend otherwise I've got nothing lose. " (the last bit may be a

Reply to A negative energy outlet. in Welcome JoeUser Forums

There is no need to feel alone on Joeuser. Just pay the same attention to everyone that you want for yourself and we shall repond in kind. We kick arse over other blog sites in that respect. Don't give up only a shadow. You are not merely the absence of light nor the inverse of matter. You are real, you have substance and you can make an impression upon all of us. God, I am feeling poetic tonight (I don't normally write like this don't freak

Reply to Flying solo. in Misc JoeUser Forums

Just keep at it Shadow you'll do fine. Everybody has there on-stage fuck-up at some point. My dad has been a musician for over 30 years and just a few weeks ago he stuffed up a tune on stage . It happens to everybody. Don't push it, just relax. Music is an organic living entity, figuratively speaking, don't think about intervals thats metronome talk thats not organic, just play the feel, feel the groove, there will always be another interval t

Reply to I never thought this would happen in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

Ouch... greywar stole my line. I hope the poor little guy recovers soon and doesn't end up with a permanant fear of ten pin bowling (which incidently is the only sport I have won a trophy for in partnership with JU citizen Champas Socialist ) Like you and Adrian I too have escaped breaking

Reply to It's not the thought that counts... in Humor JoeUser Forums

Hehe...cute...I'm going to look at your stuff at cafepress, too. Glad to see you posting again...and if the male character in the card is designed to resemble you...well, then there's quite a good chance that you're a complete hottie...hahahaha Thanks Texas, "cute" from you seems to have as many meani

Reply to Okay baby repeat after me Mama in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

Good point, that baby was a psycho. Maybe you should buy a helmet just in case. Yeah I loved that show too, I went through a real dinosaur phase and when Dinosaurs and Jurassic park came out within a year of each other I was in dino-nerd heaven entertainment wise.

Reply to Afghan Refugee Queue-Jumper in Politics JoeUser Forums

Great article Champas, but since you actually did real research with people that experienced it first hand I'm afraid we will have to kick you off Joeuser. We can't have that sort of informed article on here.

Reply to Okay baby repeat after me Mama in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

Heh heh. Babies for some reason, always, always say daddy before they say mommy. No matter what version of daddy it is, da, dada, dede whatever it's always them before us. My three did it, all my friends kids did it. It must be something from the sperm! Well I said Mum first so it's not true all the tim

Reply to It's not the thought that counts... in Humor JoeUser Forums

Oh dear, this really was a shameless plug wasn't it? Still I am a "starving" uni student why shouldn't I try to hock my stuff on the internet, but hey it's my god given right, he said thou shalt hock thine wears after let there be light....crap that rhymes

Reply to You Did What to your Nipples? in Misc JoeUser Forums

I'm a big fan of THOs and a fan of breasts in general. I try not to question my liking for breasts too much because whe you get right down to it is there isn't much to them, but somehow the male brain just never tires of them. There is a Blood Hound Gang album title that says it all "Hooray for Boobies!". Incidently I posted a new article for the first time ages.

It's not the thought that counts... in Humor JoeUser Forums

Here is a cartoon I once drew in a birthday card for a girl I liked ages ago (champas socialist will know who since at the time I wouldn't shutup about her). Looking at it now it is a real wonder she never went out with me.....it probably had something to do with the poem on the inside of the card...a story for another time. The character sketchy girl is LOOSELY based

Reply to Troll Me? No, Troll You! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Just console yourself with the fact that most trolls on the internet are socially inept 13 year olds who only have one friend: a sock puppet called Jimmy. P.S. I feel so guilty that I haven't blogged in so long and I finally got a link from you. I will blog when I'm not so snowed under at uni but that may be a while.

Reply to Professor Chaos in Misc JoeUser Forums

Cute puppy, I was hoping it would have more of the shar pei wrinkles though, but then Shar peis are only very wrinkly when they're puppies anyway so I guess it doesn't make a difference. Good luck with the house training.

Reply to Can't Buy Me Love? in Misc JoeUser Forums

She says they are going to look at a shar-pei/lab mix.hahahha, I can't imagine what he will look like. Tex, you MUST post pics of the pooch! I suppose like a size 8 dog in a size 10 skin.

Reply to Can't Buy Me Love? in Misc JoeUser Forums

What kind of dog is it? By the way thanks for putting me on your favourites list, not sure when I'll be able to post next, Argh! essays,,,, Glad to hear things are going well.

Reply to The Selfishness of Suicide & Why Creativity Kills in Health & Medicine JoeUser Forums

Good article Champas. I'd just believing a while ago that suicide was a selfish act (at least from their point of view) I can't remember whether this was a conclusion I came to myself or if it was due to a conversation I had with you. Did we discuss this before?

Reply to When a Soldier Comes Home in Misc JoeUser Forums

I want to marry you. Whoa, pageing Dr. Freud! Oedipus alert Just kidding Since then, the day

Reply to 25 Hours From Now in Misc JoeUser Forums

I guess he's already home by now, but since I saw this late I'll just say I hope things have gone well with your reunion.

Reply to Popstrology - What's Your Sign? in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

Mine is Olivia Newton-John Physical. That describes me exactly because I am a total sesile couch potato who has been to the gym twice in my entire life.

Reply to Pics from last summer in Photography JoeUser Forums

I love the shadow idea, there is something a bit eerie and surreal about it I like. Nice pics.

Reply to Just Five More Days in Misc JoeUser Forums

(BTW...I keep meaning to put you on my fav blogs list but haven't gotten around to it so far. I will, though.) I can't say how honored I feel, thanks

Reply to Nobody is Perfect, Except For You in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

cb, after 6 years of marriage, i have to tell you that no, i don't think you can love someone and believe that they're perfect - but i do think it's possible to find someone who is perfect for you and accept them flaws and all. I agree with that.

Reply to just another giant penis in Misc JoeUser Forums

'tis funny, I like it. I shall be off now to build a giant vagina....hmmm say that three times fast " giant vagina giant vagina giant vagina" that was fun.

Reply to K...that was weird... in Misc JoeUser Forums

Well it sounds like it could be a cenitpede except for the shrinking back into itself bit (which I've never heard of centipede doing, but I I'm not really an expert on centipedes) which sounds more like something a soft bodied animal would do. However the shrinking into self bit might be an illusion, it could be curling itself up, or maybe it was sliding into the crevice. Did its thickness increase when it appeared to slide into itself (as happens with

Reply to Should the USA invade Sudan? in Politics JoeUser Forums

Well doesn't that sound familiar, hit too close to home, make you shiver when you think of the way things could go in Sudan. Missy Higgins is well known for her political commentary on this issue <TABLE cellpadding=8 width="95%"