Old Crab was here. However, I'm about to call it a night too. Rice to grow and harvest tommorrow. Got to water seal the back porch deck too. Pint almost fell through tonite while using MY telescope to watch the heavens. Or was he? There is a cute .... . Never mind. Grand Raspberries to all and to all a good night.... > [Message Edited]
Pogo once said "Alley Ooop". And magically the Chocolate Planet was front side (as it should always be) news once again. Grand Raspberries to all and to all a good night..... >
Patience little cricket....er, grasshopper....er, whatever. Good things come to those with patience, and patience is a virtue. (go ahead kick me, I deserve it) >
.......ah me. All this survey did was make me feel older than my half-century already. Oh, sweet youth how I pine for thee, and now all I have are the memories of that wasted youth. Never mind. >
Be excellent to one another. Bill and Ted >
Hmmmmmmm. Logoff. I've been here awhile and I just now found the Logoff button. It's way over yonder and my finger is to tierd to push it. I mean I've never logoffed. I mean are we supposed to or what? What happens if I don't logoff? Never mind. > [Message Edited]
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Old Crab responds to Wizop Snowmans plea for sanity. Nope, no point whatsoever is involved. If there were a point beyond some silly humor then there would be no point at all in posting a silly post. >
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Why I never heard of such strange behavior......oh, Sheffield England. Typical of people over there. Strange odd people. They tend to name their children oddly too. Like who in the world would name a child ...FUZZY LOGIC. Odd Botkins indeed. >
Once again Old Crab senses something! Hmmmmmmmm, I smell more Gold Clad Chocolate coins! Once again he rushs back to the Treehouse and paints another sign reading - "Grand Tours Of The Old Crabs Treehouse Only 20 Gold Clad Chocolate Coins". Tours to begin soon! So stay tuned to the same thread. Same posting. >
This BIG! >
This has been done before, but as always it was lost a while back to the server dungeons. I believe it should be resurrected........Tall Tales. You can tell I'm just waiting for the All-Star game to come on. ....I was out today pruning alot of trees. I had my John Deere "Gator" stocked with everything I needed. Saw, pruning shears, pruning sauce (band-aids for the cut limbs), music box with pruning music, and of course my beer cooler. ( Since pruning is a rather laid back activity sobr
The Old Crab senses something. Hmmmmmmm? Gold clad chocolate coins. He runs back to his Treehouse and quickly paints a sign. Rushing out to the lawn he points KarmaGirl to his new sign. "The Doctor Is In". >
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DC it does sound like a noble cause. But will such a program work in such a volital region? I would certaintly support such programs even if it were championed by Microsoft (shudder). Using Linux? Of course the people would have to THINK and use skills other than the soft GUI we all love to hate. If it works great. However, Africa right now needs the basics of life-water,bread, and medicine. Stability and security. Africa could be so much more. <img src="http://images.stardock.com/images/smiles
.....opened the old wallet to pay for some outrageously over priced cholestarol medicine at the local Pharmacey today. I handed the clerk my VISA card. Minnie (the clerk) came back and said "Sir, your VISA expired in 1998". Oh, how foolish of me! Here take this MasterCard. Before making myself out to be an ignorant clod again I checked the date -03/02. Expired. Finally I handed her my last known good VISA card. Thankfully it wasn't expired. Good till 2007. I started to poke around in that old fa
......ah me. Lord have mercy upon me! Where to begin? Today started right enough. School is out for the summer and there is an abundance of cheap high-school labor around. I caught one and we settled on his price for a day of labor doing some house maintainence. I hooked up the pressure washer and we began to clean my siding. Something the aluminum siding salesman tend to ignore when selling the stuff. Mildew and mold mostly. My dear old Dad asked if he could mow the lawn. The lawn is about 4.7
......alright it's the weekend. What do you expect? Hardly much activity on the weekend in the real world or the cyber world. O.K. The questions are how well do you take care of your teeth and do you have all your own teeth? Strange question I know. But I still remember my dental experience when I was 27. I had a small cavity and the Dentist had to drill and fill it. I was terrified the whole time. I'll never, ever forget it. Everytime I see a TV commercial about teeth I wince. How about George
Hmmmmmmmmm. The Old Crab ponders the meaning of "Lift and seperate". Two rocks touching improperly? Weight training maybe. As feline would type it - innocent expression # 1295 however: Old Crab is turning a variety of different shades of red at this point and decides to drop the matter entirely. Grand Raspberries to all and to all a good night! >
Your darn straight Ande. Waste not want not. >
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Kind of like the idea. Just think you can actually tell the world off and not be reproached or scolded or fined! >
To: bordfryr nope. I write only when I feel like it. Thought about blogging at Joeusers.com (whatever it is, I have a place over yonder) but who reads it? Here, even if my posts are short lived they'll be read by some, and ignored by others, but eventully they'll be read. Someday.Just think, 10 years, 43 years down the road someone may even go all the way back and wonder - who the hell was Old Crab? Also because I just don't have the time. <img src="http://images.stardock.com/images/smiles/jokeg
.........miss the old store. Welcome To Steinhausers General Feed & Tack. Built in 1937, or there abouts. The date marker is above the door, but has eroded with time. It was across the tracks in Brookshire and you could watch Southern Pacific trundle through. I could always tell when something was going on in Brookshire by the crowd outside where Old Man Steinhauser would post what he usually considered important news for the community on an old cork board outside the store. Usually. Crime repo
Once again the tired Old Crab skitters out of his Treehouse. He eats a spearmint mushroom, sniffs a chocolate rock, fumes and frets at seeing once again that the Chocolate Planet is on the second page. He immeadiately dashs to phone booth and changes into Super Ninja Wizard Old Crab! He invokes the magic word "BUMP" and...front page thread once again. > Grand Raspberries to all and to all a good nigh
Did I spell that rite? Who cares? Anyway, I looking for input on who is your favorite comedian. No troupes, shows, Monty Python, TV, or movies. Just folks craking a few jokes. I've never found anyone who could really make my sides hurt. Of course there's Soupy Sales. Anyway............... >
Change your file association. >
Hope everyone came through unscathed. No bones broken. No fireworks burns. Someone just informed me that today is the 6th of July. What happened to the 5th of July? Well you know now how mine was! >