Old_Crab

Old_Crab

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Reply to Msgboard Chatroom Marathon in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

Manster, manster. Good movie. Ahem. The Old Ninja Crab skitters out of his Treehouse. Looking around and disappearring into the jelly bean shrubbery, he slides into the chocolate swamp. Emerging on the other side he glides into the Chocolate Planet Java cafe. He sneaks past feline and FL and the rest of the denizens of the Fantasyland forrest and orders a quadruple espresso to go. Silently he snakes past them again and ambles down the road to his Old Treehouse. Well? What'd you expect? Someone t

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Reply to Happy Birthday Bones2112 in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

Why I remember way back when a Birthday had all sorts of things....like cake and presents and a pony ride and a roller coaster and space ship for a joy ride out to Uranus and Pluto and Waybackforward time machine to see back and forth in history and a special magic jennie.....never mind me. Happy Birthday Bones. >

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Reply to Can ayone match this.. in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

When shark fishing when I was rather young. Took the chummy bait and went out in the evening and paddled out off the 63rd street pier. In my inner tube. Evidently the sharks were'nt interested or I was just lucky. >

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Reply to Msgboard Chatroom Marathon in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

It's a dark and stormy nite. The Treehouse door creaks open, a sinister form eludes the eyes of the guests who have come to the Chocolate BBQ. Who's the host of this grand feast? They all know it's in honor of the new moderators, (Snowman,FL,and GM) but where is the host? Many of the guests ignore Karmagirls warnings of strange occurrences around the Crabs Treehouse but as usual they'd all rather play, tickle, and tease themselves silly. Then, from nowhere and everywhere the Grandmaste

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Reply to We have a new moderator! in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

Old Crab just has to chime in here. Once upon a time in Old Rome when a victory parade was held for the Roman Victor a slave was detailed to hold a Laurel wreath over the head of the victorious general and mutter the words-"remember sir, you are still mortal". Hey don't get nervous now. Congrats. >

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Reply to Msgboard Chatroom Marathon in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

Old Crab sends out all sorts of honking noises to the folks of the Chocolate Planet. Have been busy. Anyway. Honk. Grand Raspberries to all and to all a good morrow. *Ahem* Happy Birthday again - kitty. >

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Reply to I am quitting smoking in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

I don''t smoke cigs but I do smoke a pipe. I ocassionally inhale but not often. Take up a pipe. Enjoy tobbacco for once! I don''t see what the fuss is all about, unless you want to account for your health and wallet. Beside you have to keep your paws busy! > [Message Edited]

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Reply to How Far Can You S-T-R-E-T-C-H a buck? in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

This is absurd. I refuse to answer anything here. Waste. Waste. Waste and more waste. Two Jack In The Box regular tacos. (Couldn''t resist). And if you really want to stretch a dollar brew your beer. O.K. enough. This thread is wasting bandwidth-rare dollars now adays. [Message Edited]

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Reply to Anyone really know how to get rid of gophers???????? in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

There is a multitude of products on the market to rid your yard of such pests. I've lived on farms most of my life and have never come across a way of ridding myself of the little beasties. However they can be controlled by - cats. O.K. one other measure is Jalapeno juice undiluted. Pour it around whatever you want to save. >

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Reply to Sooooo.... can you create a Universe??? in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

I believe that somewhere in the Universe a civilization is looking at us and giggling. Our quantum physics is what they teach their pre-kindergardners and yes space does end. At the very edge of the known Universe is a very, very, very large and tall brick wall. >

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Reply to What do you think of this article? in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

Probably is more true representation of JC. Look at the people of that area now. JC was Hebrew and not as Nordic or European stock as He is represented by European artists. I''ve always thought that he probably looked alot like Soupy Sales. Hmmmm, no thunder and lightning strikes so far. > [Message Edited]

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Reply to Happy Birthday WOM in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

Happy Birthday. May you have many more. May each Birthday be better than the last. Remember you can only get better with time. You'll gain strength and vitality and more wisdom as the ages march by. And if you believe that drivel I have a bridge across the Atlantic I'll sell you. ><img src="http://images.stardock.com/

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Reply to Msgboard Chatroom Marathon in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

Ahem. I found the Chocolate Planet thread on the SECOND page. It does not, I repeat does not belong on the SECOND page. Wake up KG and do your job. Grand RASPBERRIES To All And To All a GOODNITE! >

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Old Crabs Beer / Hangover is now cured!!!! in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

Or at least what went wrong. Never, ever, brew your own brew! And if you do try it out on your neighbors first! We got some things wrong trying to work out a complicated Black and Tan brew. Sediments. Strange inert sediments. We'll try again someday but.... . Instead we went to the Local Market and were going to mix our own, odd mixs of this and that. Usually Quiness Stout and Coor, then we found this ........................... were we happy, no more hangovers today!!! <img src="http://

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