I've been recieving the same email for a long time. I often wonder how the old boy is doing. I've offered him a job in my Rice fields but he tends to ignore my offers for an honest job. >
YYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ! Thanks KarmaGirl. Your instructions and patience with the Old Crab are greatly appreciated. Therefore, you are entitled to 1 week of freedom from being bumPinched by the Old Crab. >
Old Crab found a sleeping kitty on his drafting table this morning and immeadiately offered the creature a bowl of cocoa puffs in chocolate milk, if the monstrosity slurped it up OUTSIDE his Treehouse. The kitty sauntered out and enjoyed her brkfst. or so I presume. Old Crab hastily shut his door the second he saw her back paws and tail move across the door jamb. Rowwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrr!!!! Went the poor thing as the Old Crab pinched her tail. (You know the Crab has a thing about tail and bum pinchi
Silence. No, crickets. >
If anyones interested Old Crabs BORG is now at a hefty 202 lbs. Just think about how scary BORG will be fiercly fresh carved this Halloween. (After the pumpkin growing contest, of course). [Message Edited]
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The Old Crab finds that if you leave a plain brown envelope containing many $20 bills in it at this address https://www.stardock.com/order.asp it will do wonders for your type of predicament. >
TTTTTTTTThhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbbbbbbbbbbbbittttttttttt. Never. >
28? 28?!? Ohhhh, to be so young and vibrant again, without all the aches and pains of Old Age. The worries as you grow older will weigh upon you like like a ton of rocks. Everything moves south and arteries harden. Worry and more worry. Enjoy your youth while it lasts... HAAPPYY BIRTHDAY Anyway. > <img src="http://images.stardock.com/images/smiles/events.gif" border=0 ALIGN="absmiddle"
Solitaire. >
Old Crab wonders down from his Treehouse and personally says to KarmaGirl - (After turning 22 shades of embarassing red) thank you for the @^*#% imaging link. I still can't get it to work. Must be Old Age. > Old Crab will now bea
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I wouldn't worry about Old Crab misusing this new thingy. I still can't figure it out.
Cussing here. $@%%^&*%. Will never get that imaging to work. Won't even try anymore. Just making an old fool look like an idiot. Ahem. Back to the bikes, focus people. An odd, hybrid Scwhinn. Part this and that. Some baling wire. The Doctor said to ride it 3-5 times a week for my poor circulation. Yeah, right. >
Hmmm, I'll try it. Won't like it. But, I'll try it. >
The Old Crab is going to try this one more time and if it don't work........tough.
Hmmmmmmmmm.....didn't work. http://www.slagoon.com/charactr/hawthorne.html Just a picture of an old relative of mine. > [Message Edited] [Message Edited] [Message Edited]
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Old Crab has downloaded and appreciated every skin done by essorant. They are fast, well made and updated too. You could alway bundle all up and sell them that way. I personally see no reason not to expect to pay for skin suites or an exceptionally well made skin. I'll be over at your site as soon as I can, and this time I'll look for the donate button. > <img src="http://images.stardock.com/images/smiles/lo
Just too be crabby...no it's not melting. >
Old Crabs prize pumpkin is now at 163 lbs. and with the recent rain will probably add 7 lbs overnight. Tommorrow I'll get Pint and a few folks here abouts to help turn it so that its' circumfernce is kept about equal on all sides.I've named it BORG.(Big Orange Round Gourd). >
Ancient. I'm from here. >
Frogboy release that lizard into a WP. Please. >
Yes, why?, what it back? > [Message Edited]
Thppppppppppbits and Raspberries back at ya Styl. >
On the Chocolate Planet in the Fantasyland Forest behind Old Crabs Treehouse there's a cool, clear, aquifer pool. There's drinks that magically appear as if Laid-off Keebler Elves brought them. Shhhhhhh, don't tell anyone or the whole Planet may invade Old Crabs Cocoa Plantation. Grand Raspberries To All and To All An Adequate Tommorrow. >
Silence is golden. >
Go ahead e-bros tangets away! >