Old_Crab

Old_Crab

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This day turned out great! First thing I decided to do was to just take a day. The lawn needed mowing so I bet Pint I could finish half the lawn before he could. Usually it takes over 7 hours for one person to mow my lawn, but with 2 folks mowing it takes only 1/2 the time.(Duh). Usual bet is who brand of beer is bought and slurped down after mowing. And wouldn't ya know, the Old Crab lost. St.Pauli Girl was Pints choice. Yuk. Then off to clean up down at the aquifer where the water is a cool 62

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Poor old Fuzzy. Just doesn't understand what real heat is. In Texas it's 97+ and it's forcast to go higher. Add in the humidity and it's around 107-109. Can't even breathe. Glurpidity blurp. Gloorp. Brooble. Ah me, the keyboard is starting to melt. I'll be quick. Just a few more posts and the jousting shall begin. As always to all near and far ---------- Grand Raspberries and a few prickleberries thrown in for good measure to all. ><img src="http://images.stardock.com/images/smiles/mad.gif" bor

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The sign on the Old Crabs Treehouse doorway reads "Gone a Tushy Pinching". Please don't try any shinanigans, I'd hate to come home tommorrow and find anybody in the chocolate well, or dangling from a marshmallow bush, or .......... you all get the picture. > > ><img src="http://images.stardock.com/images/smiles/mad.gif" bo

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Old Crab will continue to rate as he sees fit and I've been around awhile. When I rate a skin everyone knows my stance. I believe that anyone who buys a subscrition to SD or WC has that privilige, whether they are a skinner or part of the audience. Thank you very much. My 2 cents worth. > <img src="http://images.star

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Old Crab will continue to rate as he sees fit and the way he does so is for all to see. Thank you very much. I've been here awhile and feel as if not only skinners but their audience should be included in any rating system. That is if they've paid for it in some way, whether through SD or WC. My 3 cemts worth. >

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Good luck on the new job. Moving is always a pain in the posterior. And I know a 56K is also a pain in the arse, however I do quite well with one. With a little patience and a Sam Adams in hand you often find yourself reflecting upon other things of import..... > <img src="http://images.stardock.com/images/smiles/lo

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Mmmmmmmmm. Hmmmmmmmm. Someone has been naughty. Paw prints here and there. Old Crab ponders for a moment. Then with practiced skill and daring starts a quick project. Feather and catnip on a chocolate string. A large spring and to cover the spring a scratching post board. And now to put it outside.......and......"yowwwwwww.......roahhhhhhhh.......yipes....." there goes that feline towards the chocolate marsh. Heh,heh,heh. Chuckles the Old Crab. Now for Fuzzy. Goodnite all. And as usual....

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Pint and Old Crab were sitting on the porch when we heard the news. Old Crab sniffled a bit. Pint chuckled and said "l'll bet God is in the audience....and won't mind the zingers at all." >

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When Old Crab graduated from The University Of Houston it was refered to as "Cougar High". Much has changed for the ed system some for the better and unfortunately for the worse. There is no quick fix except for the one each individual makes to change or to better ones self through the ed process or as an individual personal choice. Just Think. > <img src="http://images.stardock.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" bor

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Old Crab and his friend Pint were sitting on the Porch this evening and we were discussing my (Old Crabs) lenghthy reposte too all the gripping and snipping going on of late on the Msgbd. Old Crab and Pint were slurpping down some Sam Adams and smoking their pipes and Pint leaned back in his folding chair and spoke the few words of wisdom that put Old Crabs' reposte to shame. Pint said "Pappy, you know, Pride often precedes a great fall". At which time his folding chair folded up and he went hea

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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.....snarf......huh?.....who.......what....ZZZZ..who's throwing things at my window? Of all the malevolent creatures....if I catch whoever threw them chocolate buttons at my window I'll...I'll....whup up on 'em with a Pool Noodle the size of a .....locomotive. Anyway.....back to bed...to dream of contraptions and traps....and pinching all the girls bottoms...and of course the joust at 10,000 posts...and GREAT RASPBERRIES falling from the sky on top of Fuzzy Logic......snarf. ZZZZ

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Old Crab and his friend Pint are sitting on the porch having a brew and smoking their pipes. Old Crab pointed out his thoughts on such drivel as IQ tests and such what notisms and Pints only reply was - "I think; therefor- Ass I am." >

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