Old_Crab

Old_Crab

Joined Member # 209
1 Posts 28 Replies 12,800 Reputation

Sniffle. Snort. Sob. Lament. So many well known characters seem to be leaving. Is it me? Hope not. I'm sure you'll be dropping in on the by and by. Good luck on your site. Old Crab will drop by and bother you from time to time. Every day, maybe? Nah, wouldn't do that to you. Or would I? Umm...link to the site maybe? >

39 Replies 11,979 Views

**Sniff** Old Crab doesn't usually get sentimental about people coming and going, but I've gotton used to your posting and wit. Good luck. Drop by often. Oh, bah and humbug. >

14 Replies 7,639 Views

Alright. Here's something from the Old Crab. Who usually never ever tells a joke. You know when you're really bad off when................. You see and admire Al Bundy and Homer Simpson ...........and feel as if they're the luckiest and happiest people ever. (Crabby guy icon here)

1,171 Replies 210,536 Views

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.............!!!! I'll never play one of GM oddball games ever, ever, ever again. I crashed into the cow. I crashed into the sea. I crashed into the guy I was supposed to rescue. I quit before I crashed my computer. (Crabby and a doofus icon here).

20 Replies 4,442 Views

The Old Crab enters the Fantasyland Forest-Chocoalate Planet msgbd early today to bid a fond farewell to Mr. W.Wolfie (for awhile). Now he parts from this part of the msgbd to wander off to the BeatNik library to watch the Lava Lamp bubble and blup. (Crabby and sad icon here). [Message Edited]

13,360 Replies 1,139,156 Views

Grrrrr........the smile icons still ain't working. So OC finishs with the usual Morning/Night farethewellhello to all with his usual dash and aplomb. GREAT RASBERRIES TO ALL!!!!!!!! (Place frowny and winky here).

13,360 Replies 1,139,156 Views

Hmmmmmm.....Old Crab sized up Fuzzy Logic today. The Old Crab rushed at once back to his Treehouse and decided that the silver tux and green cummerbund weren't right armour for a Wifflebat joust. So he's in now trying on his different shells. The beer can shell is not dressy enough for the joust. However the Andy Wharhol tomatoe soup can maybe just the ticket. Maybe not. It has to say defense and glamour all at once, since the GRAND OPENING is to occur at The Treehouse after the joust. Ahhhhh, s

13,360 Replies 1,139,156 Views

When Old Crab purchases a "sweet" only a cash payment of million bucks could purbsuade him to let go. Sorry Jafo but money is money. In reality though such requests are a dishonest attempt to rip off the artist and duck responsibility for paying for intellectual rights. I've recieved these requests usually right after I've purchase a suite and have often wondered how they got the information of the purchase or if they're just trolling the account section of WC. It is annoying to say the least an

62 Replies 14,277 Views

A tip of the fedora to you Styl skinner. Some things are just so good that a ransom has to be paid to get them. And it's a small payment for a job well done. (Crab smiley and a winky here).

35 Replies 13,580 Views

Sheesh. Old Crab has a hard time just keeping his tractor running. However, I do have a fast riding-mower. Texas does have mower races, you know !?! (laff & wink smileys here). [Message Edited]

13 Replies 3,427 Views

Alright then. I'll wear my silver tuxcedo, the one with the green cummerbund. My whiffle bat will be a Mach 57/44 turbo charged to 73000 rpm. Good luck, and may the best Crab win. (Me of course). Damn. My trademark frowny still ain't showing. If I catch that little sucker I going to give it a practice whiffle batting it won't forget. (Frowny face here.) (Smiley doofus here.) [Message Edited]

13,360 Replies 1,139,156 Views

The Old Crab will not, I repeat not, joust in the buff. There are to many sticky briar thingies that may stick into my hide. Second thoughts about the joust are popping up...how's the old ticker FL? I mean I'd hate to have you plop over dead at seeing the Old Crab in his finest glory. Anywho. Ah me. Ohhhhhhhh, yeah. The Grand Opening will occur during the 10,000 post. Still some this, that, and the other thing to do before the Grand Opening. Well, once again......Good Morning to ALL. If your rea

13,360 Replies 1,139,156 Views

I've bought quite a few Pixtudio suites. I do admire the artistry, time, and patience that must go into them. However, this Old Crab usually returns to the "Classic Interface" more often than using any skin, Premium or free. As for WP's I usually up a tile. Work before play. The differing opinions and the civil replies on this topic are also refreshing.

70 Replies 19,817 Views

GOOD MORNING YOU DENIZENS OF THE FANTASYLAND FOREST ON THE CHOCOLATE PLANET. And for those who asked a "who-beast" is a specially bred animal that loves to be eaten. For thems that didn''t know. AKA D.Addams beast feast scenerio in "The Restraunt At The End Of The Universe". The Old Crab isn''t that cruel! Old Crab offers the grounds of The Crab Estates for the party, if the Denizens leave the JellyBean Vines, and Gumdrop shrubs alone. And I issue a challenge now to FL to a Whiffle Bat joust! An

13,360 Replies 1,139,156 Views

How about throwing a Party at Old Crabs Treehouse. Chocolate beer and cocoa wine? Whiffle bats and licorice whips. Roast who-beast and other what-nots. Anyway good morning to all and as usual a Great Big Raspberry. > > > ><img

13,360 Replies 1,139,156 Views