Old_Crab

Old_Crab

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Shhhhhh, be wery, wery, quiet! Old Crab is out hunting a werewolf with his twusty silver slingshot and a bwag full of silver coated bon-bons. Seems that the cwazy cwitter scratched OC's Treehouse and he's hoping mad. >

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Shhhhhh, be wery, wery, quiet! Old Crab is out hunting a werewolf with his twusty silver slingshot and a bwag full of silver coated bon-bons. Seems that the cwazy cwitter scratched OC's Treehouse and he's hoping mad. >

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The crowd around Old Crabs Treehouse is growing impatient for the showing of the CONTRAPTION that OC has promised. However, OC is nowhere to be seen. FL stands on pins and needles. Feline is snooping about and GM is standing on Javabeans shoulders peering into the dark interior of the massive Treehouse. Jafo asks GM what does she see? Well there's a huge sign saying "Welcome One and All To The Chocolate Planets One and Only Grand......" and the Old Crab has covered the rest. Karmagirl is very fr

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Clang. Clang. Hammer. Saw. Hmmmmmmmm....just a few more adjustments and my contraption will be ready. Old Crab once again disappears into his newly armoured and alarm upgraded Treehouse. We shall see, what we shall see tommorrow, or tommorrow nite. Maybe. Tee-hee and to all a giant ***RASPBERRY***. >

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Hmmm. OC notices some signs laying about. Something about some sort of license or what not? Old Crab does what he usually does with such governmental riff-raff. He gathers them up and makes paper airplanes out of them and zips them out over the Root Beer ocean. Now back to work on that new contraption, first thought he checks and re-sets all of his alarms and Denizen traps. >

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How about Tyranosauras Rex? One mean sucker. Ahh, how about Caligula. Saw a show on his nasty disposition on the History Channel last night. Or Uncle Joe Stalin. Joe murdered about 20-28 million Russians when he was in business, and that doesn't count the Russians who died in combat with the Nazi's in WWII. George Patton was right, we should have taken Russia when we had the chance. Man can I drag on. Good Nite, all. <img src="http://images.stardock.com/images/smiles/jokegrim.gif" border=0 ALIGN

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Happy Birthday To KarmaGirl on the 6th of May. There I didn''t miss it, so don''t yell at the Old Crab for missing it in the future. OC now returns to his contraption fiddling and building program. DO NOT DISTURB! That goes out to all the DENIZENS of the Chocolate Planet. Especially the ones'' playing about in the Purple Mushroom Patch. I spied those shenanigans going on last night! > Hey! The update thr

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The Treehouse door creaks open. The Old Crab furtivly glances about. Then whips out his toolbox and starts too once again build a new and improved contraption, behind closed curtains of course, so that the denizens of the Chocolate Planet and Fantasyland Forest can' see what he's up too. Hammer, saw, ouch. > <img sr

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Old Crab saunters down the Chocolate Planet hi-way and down his private road to his Treehouse. Suddenly his jaw drops and his eyes bug out and he starts jumping up and down as he spys his Treehouse covered with chocolate and wavy bits of colored icing. Oh these Fantasyland denizens shall pay for this outrage! OC takes his Palm Pilot out and begins to take down names and birthdays! OC also cuts and clips out the link GM left and vows to burn it. (And as OC mucks his way through to his Treehouse,

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Old Crab peeks out of his 5th tier port window. Slowly opening it to hold out a banner message to GM reading in effect - Sorry, April 13 was the Old Crabs Birthday - Now you'll have to wait another year before pulling any shenanigans on the Old Crab. HA-HAH!!! > <img src="http://images.stardock.com/images/smiles/lol.

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Well, well. Old Crab has 55,75,(2)129, and special built 175 gallon tanks. Gourami crazy. The 175 is a salty reef tank though. However, OC still has 2 special friends. His original Teddy Bear from gramps (47 yrs old). (Don't tell anyone Old Crab still carries around his Teddy). And last - an ancient cat (just turned 23) and still going strong. > <img src="http://images.stardock.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" bor

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