Old_Crab

Old_Crab

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Hmmmmmmm......someone has toyed with OC's alarm system again. No matter. Just a bit of this and a bit o' dat. It ain't so hard to reverse a reverse engineering job. OC walks around the Gumdrop bushs and pinchs GM again and skuttles back into his Treehouse singing "Pinching the Girls Bottoms Song." Oh, and a great RASPBERRY to all and to all - Good Nite. >

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After submitting a message in the Marathon thread all I got was a blank page with a 0 or a O. Usually all I have to do is refresh the page but now I don't get my message through. So the gang in Fantasyland can't read the Old Crabs ditty. Anyway, suggestions? Alms? Charity? >

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Pinching the girls bottoms! Pinching all the girls bottoms! Sings the Old Crab. OWWWWWWWWWW! cries GM. Who did that! Pinching the girls bottoms! Pinching all the girls bottoms! Intones OC. YOOOOOOOWWW! holloers feline! Why who'd do such a thing! Pinching the girls bottoms! Pinching all the girls bottoms! Sings OC. OW! OW! Youch! bellows Karmagirl! Pinching the all the girls booooottooooooms! The Old Crab sings as he opens his Treehouse door. YYYYYYYYYoooooooooooo

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Pinching the girls bottoms, sings the Old Crab. Pinching the girls bottoms. Owww, sqeals Karmagirl. Who did that! Pinching the girls bottoms sings OC. Ouch! Cries Goodmorphing. Who did that! Pinching the girls bottoms. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! What happened bellows Shoompy! Pinching the girls bottoms the Crab sings again. Ow. Ouch. EEEE! cries out feline. Pinching the girls bottoms , tum te tum. The Old Crab enters his Treehouse with a satisfied and endearing smile upon his mug.<br

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OC has the original "Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes" still in a shrink wrapper with coupons attached. Anywho, I'm about to watch "Brazil" and see if I can fathom any deeper meaning to life by watching it in reverse. What is the meaning of life to a bug if it only lives for 72 hours anyway? Good night and have a good tommorrow! > <img src="http://images.stardock.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" border=0 ALIGN="absmid

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Tum te tum, tum te tum, tum te tum, tum te tum, tum te tum, rambles the Old Crab as he saunters up to his Treehouse and notices some of the Fantasyland Denizens around his Treehouse. Of all the nerve. Picking his Jelly Belly vines clean. Oh the monsters have even absconded with some of his favorite Gum Drop berries! Hmmmmmmmmmm, what is all the commotion about anyway? Old Crab walks up to his door and peers up at the optical scanner to turn off the alarm system and produces a heavy ring of keys

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O.K. Here's an oddity. The girl in "Return Of The Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes" is Karen Mistal. Now, what ever happened to her in real life? Oh, yeah, who else starred in this flick who is now a big name star? >

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Old Crab is back from hunting that werewolf that used his Treehouse as a scratching post. The mystery may or may not come out about the contraption he's built in the Treehouse tommorrow. Right now he's going to smoke his pipe. His tobbacco supplier sent him a large sampler of ......Imperial Chocoalate tobbacco. Until tommorrow. Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe. >

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Calm down Shmoopy! Things are always changing, and you know the regulars do respect your artistic talents. It's not all ratings you know. It's doing your best and at least being acknowleged for it that matters, like getting posted at all. I'd send in a couple of my skins except my computer refuses' to send out _ _ _ _. > <img src="http://images.stardock.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" border=0 ALIGN="absmiddl

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Hrrmmm...don't like change. If it ain't broke don't try an fix it. > Oh, go ahead. Maybe it's better to place the clutter into different piles.

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