Old_Crab

Old_Crab

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.......EEEEKKKKKKKKKK..........Help me Old Crab. The great Glip Glop monster is about to eat me!!!!!!!! And in flies the Great Hero of the deep briny, in his fantastic ultra blue attack submarine. First he has to calibrate his high freq. sonic underwater cannon. Next he lures the GlipGlop out of the cave with a tasty morsal of talbot fins and slips past it to rescue....wait. Wait a minute. This is the wrong thread. Sorry all. Sorry. So sorry. Grand Raspberries To All And To All A Goodni

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The Old Crab knows what FL looks like now. He's sent a Ninja crab assasin over the Great Pond to spy on FL and report back about FL's Pool Noodle fighting techniques. TeeHee. Hello and a Chocolate covered RASPBERRY to KG. Or is it chocolate covered Vicodan? Hope all is well at work feline, and if not whup up on 'en with a Pool Noodle and say it's from an Old Crab. Anywho or what, A GRAND AND MAGNIFICANT RASPBERRY TO ALL AND GOODNITE OR DAY. ><img src="http://images.stardock.com/i

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Stop all that ruckus out there. Old Crab can't sleep with all that bellowing! ******Grand Raspberries To You All And To All Goodnite**** > > > ><img src="http://images.stardock.com/images/smiles/mad.gif" border=0 ALIGN="a

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Meatloaf. With alot of extra tomato sauce. Add red and green bell peppers, onion, and mushrooms. Next for veggies a hot potato and corn on the cobb. Don't forget the fried okra. (Bell peppers and onions added to the cornmeal batter) and last baked corn dodgers. (Hush puppies). For dessert ambrosia salad. (Sour cream, coconut, pineapples, mandarain oranges,marshmallows,and Marchino cherries). Alright, I'm off to the fridge now! (As if I didn't weigh enougn already)(Thanks to IPlural I'll gain a f

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Nope. Won't miss you at all. Nope. Not in the least. Won't even say good-bye. Nope. ***Sniffle***Snuffle***Wimper***. Ahhhhhhhhh, hurry up and get a new computer !!! Come back soon. The library computers will keep you updated at least on the shenanigans that go on. <img src="http://images.stardock.com/images/smiles/sad.

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All these plots against an Old Crab. Such shenanigans are just...whatever. Jam indeed. Chocolate outrages. These conspiracies are old hat. The Old Crab clambers down out of his Treehouse and prepares to hook up his tamper proof high pressure steam hose. Cover my Treehouse in goo? Never. ******** GRAND RASPBERRIES TO ALL-AND TO ALL GOODNITE *********** > ><img src="http://images.stardo

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Whiffa whif. Whifa whap. WWWWWWhifffllee. Old Crab is on to something about the Whifflebat joust. How does one "joust" with a Whifflebat? Wouldn't that be more like "fencing"? HMMMMMMM? So the Old Crab issue forth with a new challenge to the Fuzzy one. How about Pool Noodles? Ah, me. Yes OC was whapped alot in the pond by the grandkiddies with Pool Noodles! However, to the Fuzzy one a ***** GRAND RASPBERRY ***** back. Oh my, too many hot dogs and beans. Not enough brew. Happy Fourth to all, and

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Whiiffflleee....whif...whiiffffffffff...whappa....whiffie.....whappa......whiff....whoomp...whap......whiff-a-whiff-a....whommpa...whomp. ACCCCKKKK. (Old Crab Bonks Himself). The Old Crab has had enough practice for the Whiffle Bat joust today! Skittering back to his Treehouse he issues his famous greeting and good-nite to all. Aa huffa and a puffa and a great big *****RASPBERRY************ to all and to all a good nite. ><img src="http://images.stardock.com/images/smiles/mad.gif" border=0 AL

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Greetings and salutations on your day of arrival upon the planet called Earth. May all your daze be gloriously active and merry. Oh, just go to the local pub and have one on the Old Crab. Send the bill to Jafo. >

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If this keeps up Fuzzy Logic and the Old Crab will never have there 10,000th post Wifflebat Joust! Ahhhh, it's summer, too hot to go on. Damn, shouldn't have said that - now no one will post anything. Damn, shouldn't have said that either. Ahhh, it too hot and sticky, OC just can't go on. Ahhhhhh, will leave now. Back later. Maybe. Maybe not. Damn should'nt have typed that. >

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Old Crab sneaks back in from the BeatNik library where he was being mesmerized by the Lava Lamp clock. He furativly glances around and hightails it to his Treehouse hoping that he isn't spotted by any of the denizens of the C.Planet. Once inside OC begins to tinker with a new and improved version of the Turbo-Charged Wiffle bat. Something else is on his mind also. Ahhh...the GRAND OPENING...will be of course on the 10,000 post; 3rd sub-level of the Great Treehouse. Hmmmm...CheeseCake with bluebe

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