JoeUser Forums---Thank God for beauty being in the eyes of the beholder!--- Isn't that the truth? I'm so glad Rose has bad vision. Great story, and I bet he had great vision.
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---No, dont you remember? "turn my brown eyes blue"?--- I remember the song, but I keep thinking her eyes are really blue to begin with. She liked the song so much she didn't let no real brown-eyed woman sing it. Just a theory I have.
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---And you say you have no sense of humor!--- Well can you tell Rose that I do. She didn't think my answer to her in here was funny.
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---#6 by InBloom Wed, June 07, 2006 3:36 PM --- I got knocked over from your hints. Time to go buy the ingredients for it tomorrow. BTW .. Did you see Shovelheat's post? ---#9 by Shovelheat Wed, June 07, 2006 4:59 PM--- <img src="http://
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---#5 by little-whip Wed, June 07, 2006 3:18 PM --- Thanks so much for the recipes. Rose and I decided we really want to make the orange curried chicken. It sounds so tasty. But again so did the herb roasted pork with stuffing and the oven BBQ. BTW .. Do tell .. How did the 3rd round of boneless pork ribs come out? I don't know if I really want to know. I may get jealous. I love me some pork ribs. <img src="http://images.stardoc
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---#1 by foreverserenity Wed, June 07, 2006 2:01 PM --- Thanks for the recipe. I love spaghetti. Hell, I love most Italian dishes. I have never tried washing the meat before cooking ( I just know there's a joke in there somewhere ) ---#2 by stutefish Wed, June 07, 2006 2:11 PM --- I loved the time you suggested to make your rec
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I love to cook, and when I tell people I enjoy it alot of my female friends tell me most men don't like doing it. Which surprises me. Aren't the best chefs in the world men? Growing up my father did most of the cooking, not that my mother couldn't cook. I loved the meals she prepared. I wish I was eating one of her dishes right now. My parents taught my brot
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---"Intruder Shot After Breaking Into Boring Woman's Home"--- Tipper told cops nothing was missing from her home. ---"Woman Hit by Lightning While Praying"--- We may not know what she was praying for, but we know her husband's prayers came true.
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---You getting a crush on a gal? Nahhh...not you...--- Hey now, what are you trying to say? I don't get crushes on women. Well, not a lot of women. Wait I mean not EVERY woman. I would explain it better but I got to go, the new young mailwoman with the pretty eyes is going by and I have to go say hi so she doesn't think our neighborhood is unfriendly. <img sr
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---One thing you are good at is cracking me up. You are so funny.--- ---You are too funny Chris! Hey, leave Ben alone...I'm kind of a fan--- Thanks a lot, Loca and Donna. Now let me give you guys a compliment. Here it goes, You two have great taste. ---Your story is so sweet. And I disagree with you, you always have some great articles, ot
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---But you made me remember the other 'woman' in my life that I have always loved as well. Crystal Gayle! I agree with you that the curves are great to look at, but the eyes are what catch you (or me). And stay with you longer than the curves do. I cant remember what Crystal Gayle's figure looks like, but I can see her eyes to this day (even tho I have not seen a picture of her in over 20 years).--- I remember her. She was at
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---Best idea, although changing the intruder to a hot chick would be my route.--- A great idea. Though I do know some hot chicks that would love to hit me with a baseball bat.
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---AND it really works!--- Talking to my friends I noticed females experience it more than males. Unless the guys I know are afraid to mention it. ---And you know what's weird, the person lived above me and her bedroom was right over my bedroom (it was one of those duplex houses, upstairs downstairs) one night I heard her wailing and groaning like someone was beating her--- Umm ... aahh .. yeah what LW said. <img src="http
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Dr. Guy's blog "Karen Black" gave me this idea for my article. You see I can't come up with my own ideas. I have conceptions on articles as often as Ben Affleck makes a good movie. I would put a link to Dr. Guy's article but I have no clue on how to link. Apparently I have the brains of Ben Affleck, too. If any Ben Affleck fans are reading this I'm sorry. I'm sorry he
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---Maybe that's the simplest answer to your question "How do you stop a nightmare?" Try to have it again deliberately, that's how!--- That's too funny. Two things happened when I first read your comment. I laughed and then said, "Shut the hell up!"
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---And, no I dont remember who they beat in the series. I know who it was not. It was not the Mets.--- Yes it WASN'T the Mets. I think it was the San Diego Padres, but who knows they may blow away them this year. That's if the Mets could ever beat the Braves. <img src="http://images.stardock.com/JU/smiles/Laugh.gif" border=0 ALIGN="abs
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---Good advice above. As for the meaning, that you will find out when you stop trying to figure it out, and let it sink in (kind of like walking away from a problem only to have the answer hit you afterwards)--- I'm starting to believe it. I been taking naps on the couch trying to have the same dream but still haven't had it again. Maybe if I quit trying so hard.
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---My oldest's idea is Charlie's chocolate factory...and my husband's, well he won't tell me....maybe he's afraid I'll find it! hehehe.--- Just don't steal the Fizzy Lifting drinks cause dream or not they will still have to sterilize all you touch. Oh and don't forget to burp to get back down.
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---LoL, now how cool is that? ---
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---#12 by little-whip Fri, May 26, 2006 2:25 PM --- Here is something weird that happened to me yesterday. I laid on the couch and took a nap hoping to have the same dream I been having. Instead I had a dream I didn't remember, but I did wake up saying, "I need to call my brother". I looked at the clock and it was 3:18 pm. So I went to go get my cell phone to call him. I left it in my bedroom. When I picked it up I saw I missed a call, and when I saw who called it was - you guessed
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---Good luck...it can be done...but it takes several weeks of regular and plenty sleep!--- You are right that it's going to take time. I tried last night, but I remember nothing about what I dreamt. ---That's scary imo. Because it CAN happen in real life..--- Maybe it is the reason I'm scared, but I'm not scared to have the dream again. I do want to have it again I want to react different in the dream.
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---Well, maybe I'll get you some Tigers tickets...so as long as you pay attention to the game and NOT Jessica... --- You can trust if you get me tickets I will not look at any women. No wait a second I will NOT look at Jessica Alba.
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---Weird indeed.... Maybe before he hits you when you feel his presence you should already start to think it's a dream and i can make this stop. Because it seems to me the fear builds up until the crucial moment where you open your eyes and see him. So instead of leaving the fear build up contorl it and then kick the shit outta that idiot--- It's what
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---Maybe rev yourself up to change the outcome of the dream before you nap on your right side? Hmmm...I guess it sounds easier than it is, huh.--- Let's see rev myself up before falling asleep. I like that. I like that a lot. Any suggestions?
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---As a child I learned to control my dreams...in them I can do ANYTHING I want because I am dreaming and I know it.--- I need to learn how to control my dreams. Friends of mine have told me about being able to do it also, but when I dream it seems my memory stops working and I forget I can do ANYTHING. ---When I sleep on my right side, on a certain pillow in my bed, my dreaming will always start out as a nightmare....so I don't thin
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