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Reply to My most beloved sports teams are? in Sports & Leisure JoeUser Forums

Pro Football: My favorite team of all sports the Pittsburgh Steelers. College Football: Michigan Wolverines. Grew up with a my father, my uncles and my cousins being Ohio State fans. Michigan was an easy choice. All those Ohio State fans are Cleveland Browns fans too. Damn no wonder I love the Steelers. Pro Basketball: the Boston Celtics. Larry Bird is my fave of all-time. I still root for the Celtics. I got my Celtic shirts and my h

Reply to The sports team you like to hate the most is? in Sports & Leisure JoeUser Forums

College Basketball: I hate both Duke and North Carolina. Duke probably cause they win alot but also cause they seem to get all the calls. I also can't stand their fans. I hate everything about them, and god help you if Dick Vitale is doing their game. He firmly has his head up Duke's rear. North Carolina used to be number one on my hated list but since Dean Smith retired I don't hate them as much as Duke. Dean Smith was a good coach. He was a

Reply to 59 Things A Man Should Never Do Past 30 in Misc JoeUser Forums

---BTW, my variation on #5: I named mine Napoleon because he is short, insane and wants to rule the world.--- Well if your penis is nicknamed Napoleon I hope your GF or wife isn't Lorena Bobbitt. Because if you made her mad she might cut your Bonaparte. Funny list, FS! You too, Charles C.!

Reply to A Dialogue in Misc JoeUser Forums

Do you have my living room bugged?

Reply to Springtime in Misc JoeUser Forums

---But it was a gorgeous day, and once I was done vomiting my guts out I felt awesome and alive.--- You can't beat 40 degree sunny spring days. I miss them so much. Spring days here have been in the 90s. I did enjoy your article. Not 'cause you vomited but because you felt awesome and alive. I also loved the part where your little guy was spitting trying to imitate you. <img src="http://images.stardock.com/JU/smiles/Smile.gif" border

Reply to I'm too lazy for that in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Even if you weren't 'lazy' it's still okay to be single. Plus I think when a female is pursuing a relationship is when they meet a bunch of jerks. In my experience the best relationships have been the ones you find when you're NOT looking for anything or anyone. I say you know yourself better than anybody else so just follow your heart (or your head) and enjoy life as it comes. <img src="http://images.stardock.com/JU/smiles/Smile.gi

Reply to There's Nothing like a Mother's Love in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

What a lovely article, FS. There is nothing like a Mother's Love. I was very lucky to have a wonderful mom. I don't think I could put down in words the love I have for her. All that is good in me she had a huge part in. And if that wasn't enough I got lucky again with my GF. She isn't perfect but she's perfect for me. She so much like my mother that my mother says she reminds her of herself when she was younger. <img src="http://imag

Reply to Worthwhile Rants? in Humor JoeUser Forums

---I know the feeling my friend, ranting always makes us feel better so COME ON!!--- Thanks for taking my side, friend.

Reply to Worthwhile Rants? in Humor JoeUser Forums

---be blessed you do not live in Cali, pull in front of you and do 5 miles an hour is common place.--- Or in Florida where they do the same move only they do it with the right blinker going forever. ---I refuse to go to fast food joints till they get a drive through machine with a universal translator. ha ha Ha--- I think the only thing

Reply to Worthwhile Rants? in Humor JoeUser Forums

---Rant On!! I did last week, we all do sooner or later.. otherwise we'd be like a volcano!--- I agree. We need to rant more!

Reply to I Say Hello in Humor JoeUser Forums

---I also wave and say thank you to cars that let me cross the street, and they wave back and smile and it's nice.--- Let's see you're an attractive young woman .. hmmm .. I wonder why they let YOU cross the street. Oh and they smile and wave back when you smile at them .. hmmm ... I'm baffled again. Let a guy cross the street and see all the driver

Reply to I Say Hello in Humor JoeUser Forums

---I don't know why, but that made me laugh.--- I can still vividly remember back to that time. I kept looking around seeing if these people were real or if I was in some kind of Twilight Zone episode or some skit for Candid Camera. Maybe I just need to stop watching so much TV. <img src="http://images.stardock.com/JU/smiles/Smile.gif" border=0 ALIG

Reply to I Say Hello in Humor JoeUser Forums

---Seriously, I don't really say hi to people I don't know. In my experience when I say hello to a man I don't know it almost always is taken as an invitation to chat..or whatever.--- I never thought of that. I bet some guys WOULD think of it as a invitation to chat. Or worse an invitation to 'whatever". ---If some guy was leaning out his car window

Reply to I Say Hello in Humor JoeUser Forums

---Well, as much as I think it's weird when you do it sometimes--- Don't lie ... you think it's weird EVERYTIME.

Reply to I Say Hello in Humor JoeUser Forums

--- Portland is friendly, but the friendliest place I have ever seen is SW Virginia.--- I never been to SW Virginia. But I have always wanted to visit ever since I seen that bumper sticker "Virginia is for Lovers".

Reply to I Say Hello in Humor JoeUser Forums

---We just moved to a really, REALLY small town. Everyone waves to each other as they're driving down the country roads. Old people in their front yards wave at us as we drive by. Having been numbed all these years by city life and seeing 1,000 new faces every single day, I'm still trying to get past the who-the-hell-is-that? mentality.--- That was the same thing I went through. I think the only thing bad about a small town is everyone would k

Reply to Worthwhile Rants? in Humor JoeUser Forums

---The guy was on his cell phone and just wasn't paying attention or maintaining his speed. I so wanted to just smash into him.--- That's probably why lots of cities are passing laws that ban talking on the cell while driving. If you were extremely rich would you have smashed into him?

Reply to Worthwhile Rants? in Humor JoeUser Forums

---Rant 2- Fast Food; I can't tolerate drive thrus!!!! IF they get your order right, you're required pull up and wait for it to be prepared, but usually they forget something, straws, napkins, main course..--- I think they train the workers to NOT give anything unless the customer asks for it. ---Rant 3 - Delays in payment; I'll give most a pass on

Reply to Worthwhile Rants? in Humor JoeUser Forums

---I just ranted to you about pyscho lady driver this morning!--- The same one you wanted me to pass. I rather be behind her.

Reply to Worthwhile Rants? in Humor JoeUser Forums

---I'll take your side, especially about the driver! Had an idiot this morning that could not make up his frigging mind, and then made a right turn from the center lane! I should have broad sided him--- What's scary about it is bad drivers are something you see here and there you see them everywhere. A guy today made a must've missed his turn cause he made a U-turn. The bad thing about it is he made it on a boulevard so h

I Say Hello in Humor JoeUser Forums

How do you act when a stranger says "Hi"? Do you say "Hi" back? Do you ignore the person? When it's a nice day out and I'm feeling in a great fun mood I like saying "Hi" to people as I'm running errands. Since I drive 99% of the time I'm honking my horn at people walking or people waiting for the bus. I'm waving and telling them, "Hey ! How you doing?" or "H

Worthwhile Rants? in Humor JoeUser Forums

Here is what happened to me one day last week. Before I get to my rants. Let me start by saying when I get frustrated at traffic jams, grocery stores or wherever one of my favorite things to say is "COME ON!" I usually follow it with "What the Hell is going on?" or "Can't people drive in this town" or "Jesus! I don't believe this". My first rant. I'

Reply to Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines in Humor JoeUser Forums

--"Fish Holds Breath for Months"-- Who knew Abe Vigoda could hold his breath that long? Especially at his age.

Reply to Get Ready to Laugh your Pants off! in Humor JoeUser Forums

I liked them both. With temperatures here in the 90s I wish you put these here sooner I needed to laugh my pants off 2 days ago.

Reply to Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines in Humor JoeUser Forums

Funny stuff, Doc! ---"Expert Says Hard Liquor Helps Houseplants"--- I heard of talking to your plants and even singing to your plants. Maybe someone might go as far as kissing them. But to give them a HARD LICKING? .. Tell me it isn't so.