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Reply to American Idol 5: Queen night in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

---Ace Young sang "We will Rock You." Stupid song choice.--- He was horrible. By far the worst of the night. I never understood why he made it as far as he has. I guess the female vote keeps him in there. He hasn't sang good once. I can't believe some people actually think his version of Father Figure was any good. ---Unlike other contestants, Taylor chose an appropriate song, and he made it fun.--- Taylor is a very good singer but he copped out last night

Reply to Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are... in Humor JoeUser Forums

Funny Are you sure it didn't really happened to you? .. I mean you are a bit "cuckoo" yourself ... j/k ...

Reply to EARLY HAPPY BIRTHDAY GREETINGS! in Blog Communities JoeUser Forums

I know I'm late BUT ..... ) Happy Belated Birthday, Trudy and Ted. Hope your day was most enjoyable.

Reply to Which Super-Hero Are You? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Your results: You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 70% Hulk 70% The Flash 70% Iron Man <TD

Reply to Psst! Hey Buddy, wanna buy an oven door? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Doc, I'm glad you showed the link so I can read some news. I been trying to WATCH the news but my new Maytag plasma TV doesn't seem to be working. Plus I only get 9 channels. Warm, 200, 250, 300, 350, 400, 450, 500 and Broil.

Reply to It's Over.... in Misc JoeUser Forums

I must admit you did get me. No, I didn't think you were leaving but after reading your first line "I’m so glad we had this time together" I did think you were Carol Burnett.

Reply to How to tell if you are Gay! in Humor JoeUser Forums

Here's another example. In school, while other students were dissecting frogs you were opening flies.

Reply to A Perfect Marriage---You'll enjoy these! in Humor JoeUser Forums

Here are some more. My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met. I told my wife the truth, I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth, she was seeing a psychiatrist, 2 plumbers and a bartender. During sex, my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

Reply to Burger King and the Big Bucking Chicken in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

As you know when I get a song in my head I usually spend all week singing it. I'm just surprised you haven't told me to shut my Big Bucking Mouth.

Reply to Burger King and the Big Bucking Chicken in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

--I've been thinking on this commercial for a while. I think they are really trying to say "Big F**king Chicken". Like, "Man, that's a Big F**king Chicken, huh?" -- I, too, thought the same thing. I'm sure there's lots of people who order it that way going through the drive-thru. --The other day I was playing poker with my buds and started singing that song right after my friend folded, then I showed the 2-5 while on the last verse.

Reply to OMG! My wife got the WORSE Case of CRABS EVER! in Current Events JoeUser Forums

I'll be honest, Mod Man when I saw the title I thought, "Who in the hell wrote that?" then when I seen the author's name I thought, "He must be talking about crab legs since he has too much love and respect for his wife." I liked how you returned the worst case of crabs ever to Costco. When I had my worst case ever I got rid of them the only way I knew how. I went swimming in a public pool. BTW .. did I just get YOU? <

Reply to Caption Contest in Humor JoeUser Forums

Finally the perfect toolbox .. whether you're a man or a mouse.

Reply to Bracket of Tears in Basketball JoeUser Forums

---And who in their right mind picked George Mason?--- On ESPN.com free contest they said out of over 3 million entries over 1800 picked George Mason in their Final Fours. ---Maybe someone outside Virginia will actually find out what CAA stands for.--- We do know. It stands for Connecticut Assassin Association. Out of the 10 plus brackets I filled out I have only one that is

Reply to Extremely Thin Books in Humor JoeUser Forums

"The Art of Performing Live" by Ashlee Simpson "Safe Driving" by Lindsay Lohan "Why Nannies Bring Relationships Closer" by Jude Law "How to Be A Great Teammate" by Terrell Owens "My Knowledge About Postpartum Depression" by Tom Cruise "Things Reality TV Stars Would NOT Do For 15 More Minutes of Fame" "Criminals on COPS Who Do NOT Wear A Wife Beater" "Men Who Love the Show The View"

Reply to Why the Chicken REALLY crossed the road... in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Funny article Here are some more. A Nun: It was a habit. A Roman: She thought someone would Caesar. Bill Clinton: I did not, and I repeat, I did not have sexual relations with that chicken. John Kerry: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it. Ron Jeremy: It was stuck on my (censored). Jerry Falwell: Because the chicke

Reply to Over in Sports & Leisure JoeUser Forums

I'm no Duke fan. Not at all. In fact, when somebody asks me who my favorite college team is I answer, "Whoever's playing Duke". Saying all that I actually felt for J.J. as he walked off the court (I also felt for Adam Morrison). He just couldn't do it all by himself. He got absolutely no help from his bench during any game in the tournament. Also Greg Paulus, though he's going to be a good one and one who will certainly make me mad with his great play in the future, is still a freshman

Reply to Feels like I've been gone from JU for weeks in Blogging JoeUser Forums

---trying to get my laptop charger fixed (not working.--- I missed my daily ESPN.com fix too. ---You and Udigit.--- Thanks for including me, Doc ... btw it WAS a nice summary. ---I'm such a klutz sometimes.--- Me and my injuries can vouch for that.

Reply to Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines in Humor JoeUser Forums

Good ones, Doc. --"Marijuana Again Tied to Memory Problems"-- I had such a good line for this one but I forgot it. Oh well ... wanna get some pizza?

Reply to Barry Bonds best be careful where he aim's lawsuits... in Sports & Leisure JoeUser Forums

I believe Barry Bonds, knowingly or unknowingly, used steroids. I also believe not only did he use but also alot more did than just Canseco, Palmiero, Sosa, McGwire, Giambi and Sheffield. I believe the only reason Barry Bonds is singled out more is because his relationship with the media and the fact he is close to breaking a cherish record. If he was nowhere near the record I didn't think people would care or care as much. Baseball did nothing but sit back and let McGwire an

Reply to Wearing the wrong clothes. in Misc JoeUser Forums

I was just telling this to Rose. I have shirts that I like the way they look on me and shirts I don't care too much for and I wear them Monday to Friday based on how I like them. For example the one I like the least I wear on Monday and the one I like the best I wear on Friday. I think after awhile subconsciously you relate your shirts to your moods according to those days. Rose needs a new alarm clock and I showed her one that plays CDs. I to

Reply to Sore Losers in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

Crash WAS the best movie last year. While I haven't seen 'Brokeback Mountain' and I'm sure it was well made, shot great, well-written and very well acted, but if it wasn't for it's gay storyline would it have gotten the a majority of the critic awards nationwide? If it was a love between a man and a woman the movie could have been as good as everyone says it is but would the critics and media have push it for awards? btw ... some Los Angelinos

Reply to Unwanted Hair in Humor JoeUser Forums

---I'll run for the hills if you come in my direction, that or have a razor handy!--- Only run if you don't have silver bullets.

Reply to I don't get it in Misc JoeUser Forums

Good article. Anime - I never been a fan of it. Though I do like animated films and TV shows. I love the Simpsons and The Family Guy. I don't get people who say they never watch them 'cause cartoons are for children. I rather watch cartoons than Fear Factor. Rap Music - I'm somewhat of a fan but I'm not here to defend it. We all like what we like. I don't like it all, but there are rap artists who are more than rapping about bling an

Reply to Yes or No? in Blog Communities JoeUser Forums

I say keep it .. well keep it at least until July 24.

Reply to Is it safe to come out and play now? in Blog Communities JoeUser Forums

---I don’t spend as much time as I used to because of the demands of my life--- I haven't been in here as much either. Not that I wrote alot to begin with. My goal is to write an article every other week. 26 a year is a nice number. Like you though I read as much as I can when I am here. I do miss your writings, FS. btw .. you don't stick