--Best outfit? Jessica Alba.-- I agree her outfit was the best. But the best IN a outfit was Salma Hayek. --Before I forget: thank you, Three-Six Mafia... thanks to you, it's slightly easier out there to be a pimp.-- That was such a great line by Jon Stewart. <img src="http://images.stardock.com/JU/smiles/BigSmile.gif" border=0 ALIGN="
Your story reminds me of a cartoon I seen in some magazine. There was a man and a woman standing next to a car parked in a driveway. The car had a big dent in it. In the bubble above the woman she was telling the guy how the car got dented. In the bubble above the man there was a bull sitting on a toilet. btw .. I don't think it was "The New Yorke
---The oldest usually grows up the fastest. But you have another jay Leno on your hands!--- Doc, he is nothing like Jay Leno ... Jill's son IS funny.
A friend of a friend's daughter talked like your son. She was 7, and talked like a grown-up. Her mother told me she thought it came from that fact that her and her husband talked to their daughter like a grown-up. They never used babytalk to communicate to her. btw ... I hope you share some more of his humor.
---Vaniqua is intresting, but it only slows growth of hair. Not perment removal.--- Well that bites. I was hoping I wouldn't have to shave my ears any more.
--I'm one of lucky guys. I only trim hair off my face once a month.-- Damn, XX you just had to rub it in, didn't you?
---There's a cream available by prescription only, it's called Vaniqua, and it's for permanent hair removal in limited 'problem areas.' I imagine it would work just as well for men as it does for women, and I intend to ask for some the next time I see my GP. Maybe you can do the same!--- I never heard of it, but I would be very interested in trying it. If you do get some please let me know if you recommend it.
---And here I am always talking about how great you'd look if you were always clean shaven... You know I kiss those scruffy cheeks of yours, anyway (and you KNOW I mean the cheeks on your face, so don't try to make a joke out of it)--- Well I try keeping my cheeks clean shaven. Just for you, too. All 4 of them.
---heredity plays a part as well as aging......oh well........--- I know my problems will only get worse as I get older. I'm already set for it though, I plan on buying a weed whacker. ---Yes! lots of men would love to have hair on the head, on their faces!--- Well that's s bright spot for me. I'd never go bald. 2 of my brothers c
---That's too funny. I also have hair in places I would rather not. I do get my eyebrows waxed and whenever I go in they'll ask if I want to get my lip waxed. STFU, I do not have a mustache and if you keep asking me that I won't come back anymore. Annoying woman just wants more money. I do have some wild hairs that grow on my chin that I have to pluck.--- That made me laugh-out-loud. What's wrong with that woman? She does need to STFU. <img sr
When I was a mere lad I always wanted facial hair. A cool moustache or a finely trimmed beard. The thought of shaving, to me, was the coolest. When I turned 13 my moustache started slowly coming in and my chin had a few hairs. Not exactly a beard though. In fact, if you were more than 5 feet away you would have thought it was a food stain from lunch or dinner. Let's j
---Hi! I got a good laugh out of this. Thought you should know that..... I rule. Trinitie--- I bet you do rule ... and I'm glad you liked it.
---When you are an alternate you still go and you still have to be ready to skate in case there IS a injury to a skater. I While I agree with most everything else you said, this isn't totally true. Emily Hughes was not in Torino--she was in Long Island and was snowed in.--- Shades, maybe I didn't explain myself better. I never said Emily Hughes was in Torino. My point was if you are a alternate you are allowed to be there, in case th
Michelle Kwan just didn't decide she would pass the U.S. Nationals then petition for a spot on the Olympic team. It's a process that has been part of skating for years. When a skater is injured (and Kwan WAS injured) you can notify the Selection Committee of your injury and they will decide if the injury is severe enough to get a hearing. If the Committee decides the injury was significant enough for the skater to miss the Nationals then they recommend a hearing to see if that particul
---My Newbies with good Read, HC, Tonya, aka Tova7 and Udigit….you guys have so much to say and keep me on my toes laughing, especially you Chris!--- Like others here I'm honored as well. I'm glad you enjoy my sense of humor. There's alot of people who don't. Sometimes even my parents look at me weird.
: : Good one .. I will be e-mailing that to people. BTW ... It was perfect timing when I opened it. Rose was next to me when I was moving the cursor and she asked me what that smell was so I blamed the scratch & sniff pic.
I guess to judge fashion on TV you need a "special" look. You have Cojo who looks like Chastity Bono dressed as a guy and you have Joan and Melissa Rivers who look like horses dressed as women.
Congratulations!! Poker IS a skill. If it was just based on luck you wouldn't see pro players consistently do well in tournaments. You mean to tell me all those pro players get lucky EVERY time. Yeah right. Feel happy about your win, Pac, don't let the haters bring you down. <img src="http://images.stardock.com/JU/smiles/Smile.gif" border=0 ALIGN=
You shouldn't let anyone have that much power over you. Sometimes people need to put people down to make themselves feel better. Usually you only need to confront them once and they'll leave you alone. I hope you don't let it affect you for more than it already has. And I hope you are better both physically and mentally. btw .. I have to correct you. When people make an assumption that make an ASS out of U and UMPTION. <img src="
---I have the same birthday as udigit... Me too!--- Wow I didn't know latour and JillUser were so damn good.
I bet there's tons of teenage boys who feel they "need" Paris Hilton, too.
---Tell him Congratulations on a good win, but dont expect to be back next year!--- Thanks, Doc .. I'm not even worrying about next year I'm too busy smiling. If we don't do good next year it might be because I bet our offensive coordinator goes to Oakland.
We had a Happy Super Bowl Sunday AND a good end of the weekend !!! Maybe I can NOW convert you to a Steelers fan.
On a sports radio show today a listener said,"If your grandkids have grandkids you should not be playing halftime shows." I thought they should've gotten an act from the Detroit area, but not necessarily a Motown act. Maybe somebody like Eminem or Kid Rock. Or if they wanted someone older Bob Seger. If it was up to me I would've gotten the White Stripes. <img src="http://images.stardock.com/JU/smiles/Smile.gif" border=0 ALIGN="absmi
I watch the Super Bowl because I like football. I like the new commercials 'cause most of the time they're funny. I hate the pageantry of it all with it's pre-game shows and halftime shows. The NFL wants monster ratings to get a big money contract and to do that they need to draw in viewers who aren't necessarily football fans. I understand all of that but it doesn't mean I like it. The MAIN reason I watched this year's Super Bowl is because my favorite team was in it. Pittsburgh played
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