JoeUser ForumsCool pics .. I thought stuff like that only happened in the movies. At least when life hands you lemons your kitchen floor gets cleaned.
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---You got her a vacuum?--- Come on, Doc, don't give me flack just because my gift literally sucks. ---~~deletes this from my watch list so my wife does not send you a poisoned letter~~~--- I hope that's not because you're speaking from experience, but thanks for looking out for me. I guess your wife won't like this joke th
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---What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?--- My niece told me that joke and I thought the way she told it was so funny. She also told me this one: Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas? Because they both have sandy claws. <img src="http://images.stardock.com/JU/smiles/BigSmile.gif" border=0 ALIGN="absm
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---I found them all pretty funny...up until the little jab about bad women drivers...hmmmph...--- Well only the women I know drive bad .. I would tell you to look in the mirror but there are none.
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Welcome back, FS ... I missed ya. I thought it was okay to do some major eating this time of the year. Well at least that's what I'm telling myself. I ate a huge steak the size of a football field and a giant potato the size of a football yesterday, which was funny since after dinner I probably was the size of a football player. Oh but it was so yummy, FS ...mmmmmm. I'm glad your Christmas went good, NOT glad your business isn't goin
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---feel free to point and laugh--- Your references actually made me laugh out loud, and brought back memories. My brothers and I used to say, "Stop .... Hammertime." Peace out, toddschmack
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---#3 by SSG Geezer --- Glad you liked them.
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---Ya gotta love the last one! Merry Christmas, king of Jokesters!--- Merry Christmas to you too, Doc
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---ho ho ho.... to all of them!--- Hope your holidays went well.
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I had the same problem your wife had. I ordered my stuff the 19th and I still haven't gotten it. When I looked at the tracking place it said it was sent out on the 20th, but was rescheduled to arrived the 27th. Rescheduled?? Who did that? Oh well I guess all our presents don't get open 'til the 27th. On a whole other note I have a question for you, Terpfan. W
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Maybe if the Raiders get a new coach for X-mas you'll be able to cheer up. Merry Christmas, Doc.
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Here are some jokes my brother sent in a e-mail last year. SANTA'S BAD DAY One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for is annual trip, but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure o
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---Miami as in the Marlins? Yep I agree that Miami shouldn't have a MLB team, but that is a crap team.--- I don't think they're a crap team. They have won the World Series in 1997 and 2003. That's 2 more than a lot of other teams in the same time span who have gotten new stadiums, and they didn't even sell out one World Series game. I don't blame the owners at all for tearing down their teams and starting over. You are right Miami does NOT deserve a team. Not because their team is crap
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---Now if it were fudge......that I can make!!!! The Best Peanut Butter Fudge this side of the Mississippi my Father in Law used to say!!!--- Mmmm that sounds so good, but with your initials I thought you would be the best this side of Mississippi at making Kentucky Fried Chicken.
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---I think the most likely player to break that record in this era is Ichiro, because he has the discipline of a pure hitter and is focused whenever he gets up to the plate. But the same could have been said of Tony Gwynn, and he didn't do it, so until it is done, we can only speculate IF it will ever be broken.--- I think the difference between Ichiro and Gwynn is Gwynn would wait for his pitch to hit while Ichiro is so good with his ba
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I tried 3 different recipes for meatloaf, but one turned out horrible. Oh well as Meatloaf would say, "Two out of Three Ain't Bad". btw ... who knew KFC made meatloaf now?
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I think you're right about the loss helping the Colts. I remember Mike Ditka saying that looking back on it the loss to Miami, when the '85 Bears were 12-0, helped his team get refocus and work on things they weren't executing sufficently due to cockiness of winning. I also agree your point about the media. It's already hard enough to go undefeated in a NFL season. But when you throw in the media circus it would be as you get to 13-0, 14-0 and 15-0 it would be near impossible.
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--And the 77/78 Raiders are the second best - with only a single loss all season.--- I think it was the 76/77 season, Doc. Also the '85 Bears only lost one game all season, too.
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---Ugh...my ears! lol--- Oh oh you have STIFF ears?? I don't know what to do for that.
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---btw, keep an eye on your naughtiness...Santa is watching, remember?--- I hope it wasn't Santa that hurt my neck.
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---When I get stiff, { a very rare event these days} I have colleen massage some soothing tiger balm into my stiffness, after a moment the tiger balm starts to heat my stiffie up, soon the release of my stiffness becomes so satisfying I almost moan in pleasure. I sure like it when my stiffness becomes soft and pliable again. {wide eyed look}--- Sounds like yo
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---As for the current stiff one, get a hand towel and wet it iwth the hottest water you can stand. And put that on it. And repeat when the towel cools off. It will help with the stiff neck.--- I, for one, always prefered heat over cold. Lots of people always suggest putting ice pack on it. Thanks, Doc.
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---Get a memory foam pillow.--- I always wanted one of those. I love pillows. I used to sleep with 10 pillows I'm down to 4 now.
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It must've been the way I slept, but I woke up this morning with a big stiff one. Maybe it was the way I had the pillows last night. I couldn't even turn, everytime I did I felt pain. A sharp pain. I haven't felt pain from it being stiff in a long time. My GF even offered to massage it for me, but I turned her down. Yes, guys, I turned her down. Getting a m
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Have yourself a very Merry Christmas. That was me singing, FS ... it's my present to you. btw .. have a Happy New Year, too. I didn't sing that part. You only get ONE present.
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