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Reply to Happyyy Halloween, My Ghoulish, Spooky Friends in Misc JoeUser Forums

My Halloween was pretty good. I got a goodie bag, the Steelers won, but best of all an Angel paid me a visit and she had a great costume on, too.

Reply to I'm even weirder than this in Humor JoeUser Forums

You Are 40% Weird Normal enough

Reply to The Bird Flu: Our Plan of Defense for the H5N1 virus in Health & Medicine JoeUser Forums

We should be okay once our (meaning us not the US) shipment from Canada gets here.

Reply to Ted {Hic} Kennedy On Rosa Parks in Humor JoeUser Forums

In true Ted style I'm surprised he didn't suggest a toast or three.

Reply to Haunted House Stories in Humor JoeUser Forums

--Too funny...you are full of crazy stories...can't wait to hear some more!-- Why thank you very much, and don't worry you will hear not only the crazy ones, but unfortunately all the boring ones, too.

Reply to Haunted House Stories in Humor JoeUser Forums

--Hilarious! I will never look at a girl scout troop the same again.-- Thanks Tova! If you're ever walking down the street, and you see a Girl Scout troop walking your way ... CROSS THE STREET!!!

Reply to Haunted House Stories in Humor JoeUser Forums

--Great Story, but...... Girl Scouts ever again, but come on who can stay away from them peanut butter ones. I can.-- Thank you, Doc! You're stronger than me. Maybe I like food with the word "butter" in it.

Reply to Think I'll Have Another in Writing JoeUser Forums

--wonderful peice. Many times I looked into the mirror and say my worse enemy. No longer though, Now I just see a tired old man, but my friend too-- Thank you, MM, I don't know about "tired old man" though. You sound young at heart to me.

Reply to Think I'll Have Another in Writing JoeUser Forums

--Very nice - brought a smile-- Thanks, Buddah! It was hoping to make someone smile.

Reply to Political Correctness Run Amok in Current Events JoeUser Forums

--This entire article is RACIST, it proves that a korean man can be racist agasinst himself. {duh!!} what? huh? Disclaimer: The comments displayed on this article may not those of the author. Yea, he must really loath himself!-- A Korean man could never loath himself. He has too much Seoul. --Thank you SPM. Spell check does not catch correctly spelled, but the wrong words.-- I spell so bad my blo

Reply to Political Correctness Run Amok in Current Events JoeUser Forums

--This entire article is RACIST, it proves that a korean man can be racist agasinst himself. {duh!!} what? huh? Disclaimer: The comments displayed on this article may not those of the author. Yea, he must really loath himself!-- A Korean man could never loath himself. He has too much Seoul. --Thank you SPM. Spell check does not catch correctly spelled, but the wrong words.-- I spell so bad my blo

Reply to You've got to be f---ing kidding me. in Humor JoeUser Forums

Here's some more points from someone who will never reach the top 100. Good luck climbing!!

Reply to So you think you're in CONTROL???? in Humor JoeUser Forums

Well I tried it and I couldn't do it, Tova. btw .. I'm talking about your test and not what happened to MM. Though to be honest, there are times on the toilet when my right foot is off the ground making clockwise circles, but only usually after eating Mexican food or chili.

Reply to So you think you're in CONTROL???? in Humor JoeUser Forums

--after several attempts and failures, I concentrated as hard as i could and shit myself, and it's all yer fault tova!-- You were suppose to make a number 6, MM , not a number 2.

Reply to How a friend of mine dealt with Jehovah Witnesses......... in Humor JoeUser Forums

I ask them question after question and with each answer I answer, "Nah, that's not for me". Then when they finally ask me, "Don't you want to go to heaven?" I answer back, "Not if it's gonna be with a bunch of Jehovah Witnesses".

Reply to Meeting Her Parents in Humor JoeUser Forums

--That is very funny! Also sounds like something my hubby would do; but if it made people laugh, he would've kept eating it.-- Thank you, jenny. It's nice to know there's other people out there who are just as bad as me. btw .. I like your nickname. Where I used to work there were two Jennys so I called one Jenny B, a co-worker asked her once, "W

Haunted House Stories in Humor JoeUser Forums

As we get nearer to Halloween I'm seeing more and more ads for Haunted Houses. I'm really not a fan of them. It's not that I'm scared, I just never had great experiences at them. When I was 12, some of my friends and I went to a Haunted House. It was fun until the little sister of one of my friends threw up all over my new shoes. They should have put that in

Reply to I love my man in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

--But there's some kind of chemistry...some kind of match...that I can't quite define that exists between the two of us. I don't know if I could find it in anyone else. Or perhaps even if I could, I can't imagine how difficult it would be to find it.-- I can't define it either, but whatever it is, isn't it the greatest? You could find it in someone else, but why try? You found your "some kind of match" already, and believe me I know the feelin

Reply to Meeting Her Parents in Humor JoeUser Forums

--The butter thing sounds like something I would do.-- So true, but you never would have gotten past the chocolate one. --You are the type of person who could probably get himself out of any predicatment using your charm....you charming flirt, you.-- Especially in Vegas. <img src="http://images.stardock.com/JU/smiles/Laugh.gif" border=0 ALI

Reply to Meeting Her Parents in Humor JoeUser Forums

--Now I know why I dont like Vanilla!-- Yes, but do you like butter?

Reply to Here it is! in Books JoeUser Forums

--I think someone needs a date with Sean Connery! I will double date and take Grace Jones!-- I was going to make a joke involving Pussy Galore but decided to leave it alone. I'll take Sophie Marceau!!!

Reply to The Day JoeUser Died in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Very clever and a great idea, Doc.

Reply to The gratuitous soul-selling of MNF in Sports & Leisure JoeUser Forums

Soon uniforms are gonna look like something from Nascar. Then soon after that player's names will be gone, they'll only be known by the logo on the jersey. After games people will be talking about the amazing dunk by "Tide" or the towering home run by "Budweiser" or the long touchdown run by "Wheaties".

Meeting Her Parents in Humor JoeUser Forums

Saturday night my GF's family took us out to dinner for her birthday. We all went to a buffet place. With her family and us there was 11 of us. I have met all of her family before so this article isn't about meeting them for the first time. When I was in line waiting to get a fat juicy medium rare steak, I saw something that made me have a flashback. Some yea

Reply to Today Is My Birthday in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Happy Birthday, Mason! Too bad about Wilma interfering with your bike riding, but considering what almost happened to you spending a peaceful, quiet day at home is a beautiful alternative. Don't eat too much cake, you need to save room for some liquid refreshments.