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Reply to Ralph Nader and Terrell Owens... strange bedfellows? in Football JoeUser Forums

I actually do understand Ralph Nader's fascination with Terrell Owens. As a teammate, Owens IS "Unsafe at Any Speed".

Reply to STEP MONSTER in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

Lately I been reading all your articles and when I seen the title of this one I opened it up. I seen the size of it and then seen the time and thought to myself, I'll just read it tomorrow. But I started reading it, still with the intention of waiting till tomorrow. The subject matter, the honesty, and just the way the story flowed you had me hooked and I finished every single word. Like everyone else Wow, Tova. Now I will be honest

Reply to Feeling like 120 miles of real bad road. in Health & Medicine JoeUser Forums

Hope you're feeling better. Add me to the list of many who are praying for you. I know you love blogging, but only do so if it helps you. Sure we will all miss you and will eagerly wait your return. btw ... I heard the nurse who took care of "knockaround guy" had 120 miles of bad road on her face.

Reply to We get no respect! in Football JoeUser Forums

--I am talking history, not necessarily this year. Year in and year out, before the BCS, the Pac 10 whooped the Big 10 in the Rose Bowl consitently.-- That is true, Doc, the Pac-10 consistently beat the Big 10 in the Rose Bowl. But to Pac-10 teams the Rose Bowl is almost like having a home game. Which is why the SEC always did good in the Sugar Bowl and the SWC always did good in the Cotton Bowl. Don't you think Big 10 teams wou

Reply to Pluto is Gone! in Astronomy JoeUser Forums

--I'm trying to get it but I'm soooo lost.-- awwww, FS Replace the word "effing" with THE bad word for fornicating. So see the judge thought Mickey meant Minnie was crazy but Mickey meant something else. Hope that helps!!

Reply to Pluto is Gone! in Astronomy JoeUser Forums

--AT least you get to keep URANUS.-- --Bye, bye Pluto…at least Mickey Mouse still has your namesake as a pet!-- Reminds me of a joke, FS Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were getting a divorce, and the judge says, "I'm sorry Mickey but you can't divorce Minnie just because she's crazy." So Mickey says, "I didn't say she was c

Reply to We get no respect! in Football JoeUser Forums

--What? Rutgers, UConn, Louisville? Ok, I'll give credit to Loisville...but UConn/Rutgers= Good teams? Yeah, when hell freezes over....twice...-- None of those teams are from the ACC. They're from the Big East. Believe or not , UConn and Rutgers will both be respectable and on the verge of competing nationally in a few years. Look where those programs were just 2 years ago. Just wait when they start getting more recruits from warm weather plac

Reply to We get no respect! in Football JoeUser Forums

--My biggest point is that there *is no* denying that the BCS is biased...regardless of Oregon,etc.. You look back since its beginning...-- Their biggest win is against Fresno St. That's the real reason they're not higher. Now if some huge upset was to happen when USC plays Fresno St. the Ducks might get enough computer points to play in a BCS game. --but again just how strong is the Pac-10 You defiler you! You would s

Reply to Finally mensa shows some smarts. in Blogging JoeUser Forums

--UDigit....funny...FREDICT...nuts!-- Thanks, FS --HURRICAME: Premature ejaculation exceeding 74 mph. GICHAEL JACKSON: A sex offender who saves a lot on his insurance. We've got quite the group of wordsmiths on our hands. I liked these two the best, UDigItTheMost!--- I'm so glad you liked them, Shades <img src="http://images.s

Reply to Wide Receivers...a stark contrast in Football JoeUser Forums

--Remember Lester Hayes and Mike Haynes?-- Very good cornerbacks .. everytime I think of Lester Hayes I always think of how much stick'em he would wear on himself. One time he intercepted a ball that he didn't even see, the ball was deflected and hit him right in the numbers, and with all the stick'em it stuck to it. It was hilarious.

Reply to We get no respect! in Football JoeUser Forums

Oregon may be underrated with them only losing to USC, but again just how strong is the Pac-10. UCLA looks like they're overrated. Arizona State fizzled out. Cal has played USC tough, but again look what happened to them in their bowl game last year. Even if the Ducks wouldn't have lost their QB for the season, would they be favored against any top 10 team on a neutral field? You think if the Fresno St. game was on the road the Ducks would hav

Reply to White Sox Buy Out Thomas' Contract in Sports & Leisure JoeUser Forums

When "The Big Hurt" was at his best he was easily one of the best players to ever play offensively. Unfortunately he also was a cancer in the clubhouse and as selfish as he was talented. Ozzie Guillen and Ken Williams were straight up with him and let him know that his behavior would not be tolerated. It is a pity though that after injuries and playing for an tough, honest, fair, no BS manager made him see the light he couldn't suit up for th

Reply to Before/during/after photos in Misc JoeUser Forums

I like the "after" pic a lot. It seems so cozy. Ty Pennington has nothing on ya. btw ... what time is dinner?

Reply to I'm Number 1! I'm Number 1! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

You really must have lots of fans out there. Congrats even if it's only temporary. Be careful now that you're number one some people may give you some number two.

Reply to Jarheads as an Aphrodisiac in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

The only thing the commercial of the movie does for me is make me do my Kanye West dance around the house as I sing loudly, "Jesus Walks ... God show me the way because the Devil's trying to break me down ... Jesus Walks" My poor GF just looks at me like I"m a nut.

Reply to Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines in Humor JoeUser Forums

good ones, Doc --"About 30,000 Iraqi civilians have been reported killed by the media."-- The pen IS mightier than the sword. --"Teacher: Reading Leads to Learning"-- Must not be a geography teacher. Reading doesn't lead to Learning it leads to Philadephia (Ask any Pennsylvanian).

Reply to The Further Adventures of knockaround guy. in Fiction Writing JoeUser Forums

--I went to see you alison, but I could not comment , I do not wanna sign up to MYBLOG, as I am a dyed in the wool jousuer fan.-- A wolf in sheep's clothing, MM? Good interesting story .. you should write it as a screenplay for a movie. btw .. I think I might've ran into that nurse's sisters and daughters before. <img src="http://images.star

Reply to Wide Receivers...a stark contrast in Football JoeUser Forums

T.O.'s initials should be M.E. because all he is about is himself. Sure Chad Johnson is a showboater but he has respect for his quarterback, his teammates, his team, and for his coaches. T.O. is too narcistic to ever show any concern other than for himself.

Reply to Finally mensa shows some smarts. in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Here are some for you, MM. They might not be Mensa worthy, but hopefully they're JU worthy. LUCIFED: An evil IRS agent. DINNERSWARE: Table language used at supper when food is served cold. FURGERY: Hair transplants. SLUGGAGE: Suitcases that sap your energy while carrying them in a airport terminal or train station. FREDICT:

Reply to Consider yourself lucky...geez in Blogging JoeUser Forums

--Well, what do you know...despite all the troubles, I had a Wonderful Day today...go figure.-- What happened? Did I miss something? You know my day turned out pretty wonderful, too.

Reply to Ban Holloween? Boo on you! in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Unfortunately HC is of a rare species. Someone who has common sense. If only more people had it.

Reply to Bumper Sticker in Misc JoeUser Forums

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes."

Reply to Mail Call!!!! in Humor JoeUser Forums

I play in a Texas hold'em poker tournament every week. Not a huge one about 50 players. There are 2 players who every week every hand take forever to play. So slow that sometimes you need to call someone over to but them on the clock. My question is: How can I get them to play faster? Their slow play causes less hands while the blinds go up. I need to get them to play faster while not getting them mad at me. If they get mad they will play mor

Reply to WANTED in Humor JoeUser Forums

Mothers do deserve much more. Your article could be used for one of those Mastercard commercials. Here is an e-mail I got awhile back. It might go good with your's. Things Mom Taught Me... My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me." My Mother taught me MEDICINE..."If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way." My

Reply to Remember Ralph Sampson? in Sports & Leisure JoeUser Forums

--you know what i really appreciate u talkin about him like this. Were u in the league. NO!!!. were u makin money. NO!!! So Jus shutup and mind your own. Obviously u r a loser with alot of timr on your hands-- Hey Doc, I think that anonymous user might be Jeff Lamp in disguise. --Guess no Ralph Sampson fans.-- I never really was a fan of hi