an oldie but a goodie. Here's another old one. Once upon a time, in a land far away, A beautiful, independent, self assured princess, happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the Princess' lap and said: " Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome Prince, until an evil
--Leave it to you to do a Don Adams routine!-- Don't you dare "Get Smart" with me, Doc!
Well so many good ones have been mentioned already. How about the first "Halloween" movie? If you like older movies another good one that alot of people forget is "The Uninvited". "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" would be a good Halloween movie. People could even dress up as some of the characters. You could always start off your Halloween film bash will a cartoon too, "It's a Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown". <img src="http://i
Some of my private blogs are so private that not only have you not seen them, I haven't even seen them. Now that is private. I'm only kidding I have no private blogs, and if I did you know you could see them. Hell, you seen my privates many of times. Wait! That didn't come out right. <img src="http://images.stardock.com/JU/smiles/Laugh.gif" border=0 ALIG
Hope you're feeling better by Monday. With the way you were feeling I bet your bike ride home Friday wasn't very much fun. At least you had the right bike for it, most bikes would be "two-tired" --"I've been told I should wear a mask in public, but it has nothing to do with germs."-- I feel you, Mason .. I'm glad Halloween is near, it's the only day
--Good, but he was also in another recent one. I'll give you a hint. He played almost the same role as in one of those you listed. I almost caused I scene when I saw it, I started laughing so hard.-- Intolerable Cruelty? If I'm right I can't take credit for it. I asked my brother and he told me. Want to hear something funny? I told you I was a Coen Brothers fan then I didn't even know they made "Intolerable Cruelty". <img src="http:/
--Interesting piece Udigit.....man in the mirror...nice!-- Thanks, FS
--And to think, you have several more of these humorous pieces around...hope you share those as well sometime.-- I do? I'm so lazy posting anything though.
-- Great stuff as always-- I second that, Mason --"Allegations of Vikings Sexual Misconduct Aboard Boats"-- Believe me, you don't wanna know why they call the leader "Eric the Red"?
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--I would hope you at least wear pants!-- If I had a nickel for everytime somebody told me that ....
--good lord that was a funny show. I've always wondered if those comebacks were scripted or if they just came up with them on their own. The people in question were easily talented enough to...-- Watching one of those E Hollywood stories they said Paul Lynde knew his questions before hand. But I really don't care. He still came up with not only the funniest answers but also the best delivery. You watched the show just hoping each contestant wo
--"Radiocarbon Dates Reveal That New Guinea Art Is Older Than Thought"-- The art critic was right. New Guinea Art IS thoughtless. --""Experts Say Fishing's No Menace to Wild Salmon"--headline, Daily News (Longview, Wash.), Oct. 12 "Lawmakers: Fishing Hurts Salmon"--headline, Bellingham (Wash.) Herald, Oct. 12 Tough Decision. Who to believe, experts or Lawmakers. The Salmon had no comment."-- It is a tough d
Being a Bruce Campbell fan AND a Coen Brothers fan I know he played in The Hudsucker Proxy, The Ladykillers and Fargo. Also I'm not 100% sure but didn't he play in "Escape from L.A."?
I'm embarrassed to say that I got them all right. Though I guessed and got lucky on #5. Maybe I should put the remote down and read a book.
--why yes there is a cash prize, just email me your bank account number, your pin number and social security number, to VERIFY that you are elgible to receive it in all cash!-- You sure you don't need my mother's maiden name too?
Very nice, FS! I was going to write an article wishing a Happy Birthday to my favorite blogger. I was going to say how much their articles make me smile, laugh and think. And how I hope their day is wonderful, and is spent with loved ones. I was going to do all that, but you beat me to the punch. So I'll just say Happy Birthday, Dr. Guy!! Oh yeah, and Happy Birthday too, InBloom! <img src="http://images.stardock.com/JU/smile
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Turtlenecks, sailor shirts and speedos. I look so silly in turtlenecks. My feet are so ugly. They are flat and wide. It's like I have duck feet. My feet are so wide they're square shaped. I was just thinking if I DID wear a sailor shirt, speedos and went barefooted, I probably could pass as Donald Duck on Halloween. <img src="http://images.stardock.com/JU/smiles/Laugh.gif" border=0 ALIGN="abs
--Days of Future Passed - Moody Blues. It was very outrageous (as was the music) for its time-- That may have been a challenge trying to paint that one. I would have put on my fancy white pajamas, and spent all evening trying to finish but wouldn't have come close. Yes, I would have spent "nights in white satin, never reaching the end". no GROANS please <img src="http://images.stardock.c
--I'm sorry, but Fox's Arrested Development has got to be the funniest show I have ever seen. I cannot understand how when I ask friends if they caught the last episode they have never even heard of the show. How can people not be watching this?-- No kidding .. I try to tell my family and friends about how funny the show is, but to no avail. It amazing how every character on the show just fits. There's no weak spots. Gob is so hilarious, too.<
--Thems fighting words! NO self respecting Mets fan would be caught dead rooting for the Damn Yankees.-- The Mets should have signed Vladimir Guerrero when they had the chance. btw .. the Astros better win tonight.
I think his moustache is giving him luck. He hasn't thrown an interception in 4 games. Plus he could always play a part if they do a sequel to "Starsky and Hutch".
--Seems that all Robertson has to do now is say boo, and Chavez runs and hides. Makes you wonder who the real kook is now.-- Maybe they're both kooks, or maybe they're both foxes. Or maybe they're both equal parts a "kook" and a "fox", which would make them both kox.
--Herb Alpert's Tijuana Brass: Whipped Cream & Other Delights-- My parents had it, and for some strange reason I stare at the cover a lot.
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Think I'll have another drink, Just give me the bottle, I don't want know one to think That I'm a role model. Think I'll have another swig, Look at the man stare, He may be very big, But I really don't care. Think I'll have another glass, Feeling my temper cooking, About to whip some ass, If he doesn't stop looking