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Reply to Prolific articles=less comments in Misc JoeUser Forums

Alison, just so you know I did read all your 'Summer' articles and I found them all interesting, funny and well written. Most of the time I rarely get to be here during the day and at night I share the computer with my gf. She uses it alot for her job but I do get to browse off and on like for 15 minute intervals every hour or so. So sometimes if it's too long to read I will wait until late at night when I have the computer more to myself. I should have commented on some of you

Reply to Well this is an odd thing to happen... in Misc JoeUser Forums

--I have a crush on Rowan Atkinson-- Nothing odd about that. A good friend of mine also has a crush on him so you're not alone. She also has a crush on Michael Owen. --Big pecs will lose to smart and funny any day of the week with me. It's no use looking good if you can't hold a conversation with me.-- I know what you mean. I'll take a funny, smart women over a beautiful one any day. Right now I have a crush on that ve

Reply to Daily Dose of Weird And Whacky in Humor JoeUser Forums

--"Study Details Bar at Center of Milky Way"-- There's a tavern in the middle of the milk-chocolate? No wonder they call it a candy BAR. --"The number of alcohol-related deaths has increased by nearly a fifth in four years, figures show."-- But bathtub-related deaths are slipping. --"Bacterial Contamination of Jacks Fork Prompts Concerns"-- And strangely the fork smells like Jill. I wonder what they been d

Reply to Travel Backwards in time with me. in Music JoeUser Forums

--"thank you for letting me know I was not totally insane there, sighhhhhhh whatta party."-- Well you must've stayed away from the "brown ones" then.

Reply to Brain-Teasers in Misc JoeUser Forums

WBOEOADRS bear in the woods PDOIVOEL dive in the pool WORDS FUNNY WORDS FUNNY WORDS that one I don't know yet WORDS SYMPHON unfinished symphony H I downhill L L JOHNNNNNNNN JOHNNNNNNNN long johns

Reply to Why are most female rock musicians not as good as males? in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

--"Thanks, Ted. The rule is: can they play an instrument as well as most guys in a rock band? Specifically, drums and guitar."-- Here are some more. When it comes to guitar there is Ruyter Suys from Nashville Pussy and Corin Tucker from Sleater-Kinney. The drummer Janet Weiss from Sleater-Kinney is good too. Another real good one is Stefanie Eulinberg. She plays in Twisted Brown Truckers, Kid Rock's back-up band. Another one is Meg White from The White Stripes (one of my favor

Reply to Looking for a few more fantasy footballers in Sports & Leisure JoeUser Forums

if you don't mind count me in. But I must warn you first, at least one of my teams every year leads the league in injuries. Then like an idiot I feel up all those spots with players who all share the same bye week. I bet you're shaking in your boots now.

Reply to Hoping and praying and wishing. in Misc JoeUser Forums

Dharma, I wish you good luck. I hope Beau brings you and your family all the joy Chyna did. LW gave you great advice. You're lucky to have such a caring friend.

Reply to Note the correct usage of "Bless your Heart" in Humor JoeUser Forums

good one, Doc. reminds me of a joke. Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new wives straight on their duties. The first man had married a woman from Alabama. He bragged that he had told his wife to do all the dishes and clean the house. He said that it took her a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were

Reply to Travel Backwards in time with me. in Music JoeUser Forums

--"Who the hell is Bert Sommer"-- I remember awhile back I was talking to a guy I work with about Woodstock. The night before I had seen it on PBS and he told me he was there. He told me about Bert Sommer. He said that he played around the same time Sweetwater did. He said he had a hit and that he also did a Paul Simon song. I think it was "America". He said he wasn't in any of the Woodstock movies and when they made that plaque honoring all t

Reply to Why are most female rock musicians not as good as males? in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

Since you only mentioned rock I will stay in that category. So it will be tougher for me. Shredmistress Rynata is a talented guitarist. So is Jennifer Batten. She was Michael Jackson's guitarist during his big concert days. Her style is kinda like Eddie Van Halen's. Maybe that's why she got the MJ gig. I seen her live. She was in Jeff Beck's group and even pl

Reply to Winner of the Wet T-shirt Contest in Humor JoeUser Forums

Darn it, Tex .. I clicked here hoping to see some Ds and only see pee. Funny picture though The father had a golden moment. Good Dad too because for being pissed he doesn't seem pissed. <img src="http://images.stardock.com/JU/smiles/Tongue.gif" border=0 ALIGN="ab

Reply to A Punny Thing Happened on My Way Through the Forums... in Humor JoeUser Forums

Okay, HC here are 10 and they're not gonna be pretty. 1. The bicycle salesman had broken his ankle and was thus unable to pedal his wares. 2. Can a shoebox? No but a tin can. 3. The shop assistant asked whether I wanted it measured in pounds or kilos, I told him either weigh would do. 4. I wanted to grow a banana tree in Alaska, but

Reply to Ginger, Mary Ann, Agent 99, Genie, or Samantha (or neither?) in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

--"You know, if I was gonna be marrooned on an Island and had one to pick to be there with me, I'd have to go with Mary Ann. Sweet, wholesome, farm raised, and well grown at that."-- Oh I agree. She was way hotter than Ginger. Other I liked were Barbara Eden, Connie Stevens, Angie Dickinson, Jaclyn Smith, Catherine Bach, Diana Riggs and Elinor Donahue. My favorite would probably b

Reply to Daily Dose of Weird Headlines and Quotes in Humor JoeUser Forums

--"FBI Eyes Convict Ties in Collar-Bomb Case"-- Not surprisingly the FBI Eyes Convict Laces in Shoe-Bomb Case. --"Our dessert could become a battlefield with many innocent casualties."-- I know if I had too many desserts I would experience the Battle of the Bulge. --"Saddam Could Be Executed After First Trial"-- That's like what they said on CNN today when the BTK serial killer went to prison. They said, "... where Dennis Rader will spend the first

Reply to 28th anniversary of the death of Groucho Marx in Misc JoeUser Forums

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Reply to 28th anniversary of the death of Groucho Marx in Misc JoeUser Forums

Favorite movie? Duck Soup Favorite lines? Well both you and Doc had some good ones. Here's one I think it's from 'A Night at the Opera'. "You're willing to pay him a thousand dollars for a night of singing? Why, you can get a phonograph of Minnie the Moocher for 75 cents. And for a buck and a quarter, you can get Minnie."

Reply to Who was your favourite Bond? in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

Sean Connery was the best Bond. I thought Roger Moore was overrated. George Lazenby was, perhaps because not too many have seen his version, the most underrated. Pierce Brosnan was okay, meaning he didn't really suck, but he was just basically doing his Remington Steele role. As for who should be the next Bond .. I think out of the 5 choices it has to be Clive Owen. Not even close. I hope they don't get Jude Law or Orlando Bloom. Bron

Reply to Women do not play fair! in Humor JoeUser Forums

funny, MM I used to work at a adult bookstore and every women who came in and bought a B.O.B. always said, "It's not for me. It's for a bachelorette party." btw .. I bet some men wouldn't mind being treated like a B.O.B. sometimes. <img src="http://images.stardoc

Reply to Who Will Teach My Children If I'm Too Drunk or Busy? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

very good article, Tex It seems nobody wants to responsbility for anything these days. It seems some parents want teachers to raise their children in a way. My mother was raised by 2 loving parents. They were poor and lived in projects. But the one thing my mother always said that she never felt liked she missed out on anything because there was lots of love when she was growing up. My first part of my childhood was the same as my mo

Reply to I've Binged, now I Purge. in Blogging JoeUser Forums

--" I've been writing less and actually commenting a bit more than usual"-- That's me I actually haven't only written one. But I try to comment on as much as possible. But given the fact I share a computer I sometimes just don't have the time. I do plan on writing one very soon. Not bad one a month. --"Trying to capture every second of the summer

Reply to I normally hate Bus drivers in Humor JoeUser Forums

--"YOu mean that was not Ralph?"-- Well if you consider what the sign said on the bus and his occupation it might have been Ed Norton.

Reply to My 2005 NCAA Football Season Predictions (Conferences) 1-A in Football JoeUser Forums

Hey Lucas, you have 2 Kansas States in the Big 12. You also forgot Mississippi State, Vanderbilt, South Carolina and Kentucky in the SEC. btw I'll bet you anything Toledo doesn't finish last in the MAC.

Reply to Budgie Jumping is Dangerous in Humor JoeUser Forums

btw your joke was mother falcon funny.

Reply to Daily Dose of Wierd and Whacky headlines in Humor JoeUser Forums

--"South Dakota Fossil Yields New Dinosaur Species"-- Bob Dole does Viagra ads but George McGovern yields new species. --"Mime Plan's Language Draws Offense"-- If you had to walk against the wind all day you'll use offensive language, too. --"Concessions Urged As Nuclear Fears Rise"-- I know when I have nuclear fears I crave a $5 hotdog and a $7 beer. --"Scan Finds Mummy Between 4 and 6 Years Old