JamMeister33

JamMeister33

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Old man Jones was in town picking up supplies. He stopped by the hardware store and picked up a bucket and an anvil. Then he stopped by the livestock dealer to buy two chickens and a goose. He now had a problem with how to carry it home. The dealer said, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm, and carry the goose in your other hand?" "Thanks!" the old man said, and off he went. Soon he met an old lady who told him

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An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver, where have ya been?" "Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk. "Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening." "I did all right," the drunk says with a smile. "Did you know," says the cop, sta

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Hope this doesn't offend anyone.. Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?" She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night." The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?" She says, "Th

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A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall. The drunk mumbles, "Ain't no use knockin there's no paper on this side either." <img src="http://images.stardock.com/images/smiles/sb.gif" border

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If your wall is accepted, you will receive an email notification. If it is rejected, you will see 'waiting for approval' disappear. This can be traced back to and blamed upon all of those people who (inappropriately) found it necessary to become abusive when their wall was not accepted. Sorry, that's just the way it is.. <img src="http://images.stardock.com/images/smiles/sb.gif" border=0 ALIGN="abs

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You can get Object Dock program here > https://www.stardock.com/products/objectdock/ and BXsilver Object Dock here > http://www2.wincustomize.com/skins.asp?searchtext=bxsilver&sort=updatedate&order=Descending&library=29

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