banned for mixing with the silverware
Ryat
banned for getting the kettle involved with pot
banned for not enjoying the sweet sweet smell of monkey poo wafting over your food
banned for using monkeys to make your burritos
banned for using unnatural fibers for cooking your tamales
banned for spending your money on bills
banned for throwing pogs in the river
banned for blaming me for climate cooling
banned for turning up at the wrong time
banned for succumbing to capitalistic urges and suppressing those with that are not nearly as well endowed with drive as you
banned for being too much
banned for going deaf and blaming it on others
banned for a poor understanding of how boring church is
banned for not letting my capitalistic urges exude
banned for leaving the watering hole uncovered again
banned for banning the unbanned banner
banned for depending on a one armed drummer to carry you through
banned for following the advice from def leppard
banned for needing another power source because your first one no longer works
banned for picking on the bald ones
banned for banning it in the first place to make it that much more difficult
banned for thinking that is a bad thing
banned for changing references to make your point more succulent
banned for trying to capture the dog so you could prove your point
banned for falling on your head and blaming the dog