banned for releasing wild marbles into the shooting gallery
Ryat
banned for paging the dictionary in hopes of greater word smithing
banned for weirdly moving letters around to confuse others
banned for fat shaming
banned for exercising
banned for watching things you like rather than be coerced along by the global media
banned for not seeing the half time show for the superbowl and realizing that half the artists on that stage are octogenarians
banned for going against a class of music and assuming that octogenarians do not like certain music
banned because that area doesn't get fun in the summer time
banned for not realizing that i am not that far north and am experiencing lovely temperatures
banned for playing in the sunshine and laughing in the rain
banned for playing with the water and spiking it
banned for going back to stone tablets that had terrible battery power
banned for trying to rid us of the critics
banned for screaming from the highest mountain as you fall off the south side
banned for three letter words
banned for not realizing that it was rabbit season
banned for milling about in full public with a duck suit in hand
banned for wanting to make me confess to anything
banned for thinking i am thinning on top
banned for thinning it all out
banned for following the science of political nonsense rather that the science of life
banned for capering about
banned for cloaking everything in double entendre
banned for trying to eat the gingerbread wife