General Homsar

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where did you get that dragon portrait? (good read, by the way.)

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When Evans brought the Barbados into orbit above the planet, he probably didn't think it was anything speacial. He was very wrong, as he would soon discover. "Are the shuttles and esploratory team ready to go?" he asked Hienrich. Snapping a salute, he replied, "Yes, Admiral, they're ready to launch on your command." "Well then, send them down." Evans ordered casually, and the shuttles disembarked and flew to the planet, landing on the largest contient's coast. Evans pointed a gloved finge

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A rather mean joke: when someone has bad eyesight, it can lead to rather...akward situations. When I was akid, I dress up as the Grim Reaper for Halloween, and after one guy gave me some canfy he said, "Wow, that's a great Molly Ringwald costume!" Enjoy, Gen. Homsar

Reply to Rise of the Earth Federation in AARs GalCiv2 Forums

It's okay, i like your newsfalshes, and don't worry, the Federation WILL develop weapons soon. Let's just say it has something to do with bugs.

Reply to Rise of the Earth Federation in AARs GalCiv2 Forums

also, to answer questions you may be asking: 1. Since I'm staying with Stardock's notion that the individual nation-states still exist, albeit in a different form, Edgar's "bureaucrat" statement refers to the Council members being the leaders of the different nations, including himself. Also, even though he's President, he has to listen to thier every whine and complaint. 2. I know I didn't mention some contries (Russia, Asian contires besides China,ect.) in my prolouge. I did

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Wow, usually I destroy every pirate I find...or someone else does.

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that's great!

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sorry i have to do this Why? what's wrong?

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Edgar leafed through the quarterly rerports that hit his desk all to often. It was always the same: population on the rise, research proceding at above-avrage levels, approval ratings at acceptable levels, and steady economy. The reports from the Barbados were much more interesting: Wrecks of anctient ships containing soldier-enhancing serums, logs of alien myths and ledgends, and even new types of plasma for the no-yet-developed weapons. However, the newly promoted Admiral Evans had

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Thanks guys, glad you like it! However, I must warn you: I'm an infamous procrastinator, so this forum might not get updated as regularly as you might like. Anyways: The Barbados cruised through space, and while it didn't find any habitable planets, it did find many useful anomalies that

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On the bridge of the Barbados, Edgar stared out into space, lost in his own thoughts. Breaking out of his trance, he turned to Captain Evans and shook his hand. "It's an honor to meet you, Mr. President.", the young captain said. "The honor is yours, Captain.", Edgar replied. "I'm just a politiion. you're the captain of a beautiful ship that will find new worlds for humanity to inhabit." Evans blushed slightly. "You have a point there.", he said. "Now if you'll excuse me, I have a

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pretty good read, waitinf for Chapter Two!

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lol. That's pretty funny! btw, what do you think of the AAR so far, danielost?

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Here's joke I just made up: How can you tell when you're REALLY drunk? When you mistake a telephone poll for Hitler!

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Game Settings Habitable Planets: Occasional Planets: Occasional Galaxy Size: Huge Stars: Common Star Density: Scattered Anomalies: Abundant Asteroids: Occasional Tech Rate: Normal 3 minor races Opponents: Thalan Empire, Dominion of Korx, Assryian Sisterhood (costom opponent), Torian Confederation Difficulty: Normal ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- President Edgar For

Rise of the Earth Federation in AARs GalCiv2 Forums

"I've always hated bureaucrats, but now I have become one. Even If it means I'm the head of government that spans an entire planet, irony...sucks." Edgar Ford, President of the Earth Federation to reporters, circa 2226. Throughout the twenty-first century, humans wondered how, when, of if Earth would be united. Some thought it would be out of pure and bare necessity after World War Three, others though it would a military coup' de tat, and some though it would never be

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Woah. Mass genocide just because they're ugly! And I thought the Terran Empire was evil! (no offence, AldmiralBrooks.) One nitpick, though: can you tell us HOW the U.S conquered th Earth?

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*sigh* I'm a huge homestar fan, so I wondered what would would happen if someone made sence of Homsar's gibberish, and I've always thought cartoon characters serviing in WW2 would be funny.

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This is a great one to tell to kindergardners: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell in the mud!

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Two leprechauns walk into a convent to visit the Mother Superior. The first leprechaun asks, “Mother Superior, are there any leprechaun nuns in this convent?” Mother Superior answers, “No, there are none.” The first leprechaun then asks, “Are there any leprechaun nuns in this county?” Mother Superior answers, “No, there are none.” The first leprechaun then asks, “Are there any leprechaun nuns in the whole of Ireland?” Mother Superior answers, “N

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and one more joke: I was taking a walk in the woods last week, and I saw a huge hoe in the ground. wondering how deep it was, i picked up a rock, tossed it in and listened. Nothing. I found a bolder and rolled it in. Still nothing. Distraught, I wandered around looking for something else to throw in, when I find a STOP sign. Wondering what a stop sign is doing in the middle of the woods, i throw it in. Nothing. Suddenly, a goat comes running out of nowhere like a bat outta purgatory

Costom Race name ideas in Galactic Civilizations II GalCiv2 Forums

Here are some suggesrions if you're out of ideas: Holy Terran Empire Xenon Brotherhood/Sisterhood Xendar Remnant Assyrian Conglomorate United N'tal Emirates State of Arullia If any one else has ideas, feel free to tell us!

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After the victory at Lybia, General Homsar's forces pushed into Turkey and established a command center. Commander Evans walked into the General's tent, saluted and said "General, the Strong Badian Ministry of Propaganda wants your opinon on what to put in the anti-German propoganda." The General replied "I was raised by a cup of coffee!" Commander Evans smiled and siad "Insult thier mothers, yes! General, you re a genius!" The propaganda was rolling off the presses the next week, and the al

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Don't look now, I'm just a friendly reminder!

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Yes, they have entries on just about everything...and did any of you know that ANYONE can edit the articles or add thier own? It's really cool if you know something they don't...just don't vandilize, or you'll get banned.