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I made this one up - No one is sure where the word "Algebra" really came from. The debate still continues in dusty professorial clubs across the world. Some say from the Arabic language, some say from Greek, but here is the real story. Long ago there was this mediocre King, and he wanted desperately to be remembered for something, but he just couldn't think of any way to do that. One day, he heard some people talking about the cool formulas for figuring out thi

something funny to kick off summer in Off-Topic GalCiv2 Forums

Commander Evans franticlly ran twords the General's tent saluting everyone he saw, even a mop by accedent. Bursting into the tend he shouted "General! I've just reciced word the German forces have pentrated our outer defences! what should we do?!" the General replied "AaAaAa! I'm a soong from the sixties!" Evans shouted "Yes, play bad music, they'll surrender in seconds! You're brilliant, General!" Eveans ran out of the tent and got his CDs. Sure enough, upon hearing the "music", the German forc

Reply to A quick joke in Off-Topic GalCiv2 Forums

*immataing Monty Python* And now for something completly different....cow rainbow.

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thanks!

Am I missing something? in Bug Reports GalCiv2 Forums

I just downloaded a mod, and when I treis to xtract it to DA, there wasn't a mods folder! Did I miss something?

Reply to creating character problem in Off-Topic GalCiv2 Forums

are you using a mod? that's probobly the cause.

Reply to History of the Union of Solar Republics Volume III 4th Edition. in AARs GalCiv2 Forums

Pretty much, any country that resisted the unified government was violently with What do mean by "violently dealt with"? were they attacked unprovoked or sactioned straight to purgatory?

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Technecally, i'm wrong too, because it wasn't one bomb from one plane that killed the Yamato, it was constant attacks from many planes that sunk it, and as it sunk, the powder magazines exploded. KABOOM!

Reply to Halo? in Modding GalCiv2 Forums

I think he means halo races, planets, ships, ect.

Reply to Your ideas for the next update! in Dark Avatar GalCiv2 Forums

I'd like to see an option to create a costom minor race.

Reply to A quick joke in Off-Topic GalCiv2 Forums

Funny fraking jokes too by the way... Do you mean all of them?

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yet annother joke: A woman is taking a nature hike when she sees a frog stuchk under a rock and releases it. The frog tells her he will give her three wishes but whatever the wish is, her husband will get times ten. "I wish I waqs the richest woman in the world!" she says. "You know that your husband will be the richest amn in the GALAXY, right?",' asks the frog. Y"Yes, but he's a penny-pincher and won't do a thing with the money." she says. POOF! she is now the richest woman in the wor

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Here's annother one: A famous director goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him if he wants to make one last movie. "Nope, I just want to realax." says the director. "But you'll have a dream team," Saint Peter says. "Leonardo da Vici will design the sets, Shakespere will write the script, and Beetoven will compose the score." "Alright, I'll do it." the director responds. "Great!", said Saint Peter, "but there's one problem: God has this friend who thinks he can act..."

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ummmm... right.

Reply to For Gondacor! in AARs GalCiv2 Forums

Yeah, spore is cool. Too bad the Gondacorians don't have it... or DO they???

A quick joke in Off-Topic GalCiv2 Forums

What happens when you put French bread next to German bread? The French bread surrenders!

Reply to For Gondacor! in AARs GalCiv2 Forums

*stupuid question* When you invaded the Gabe system, what happened to the civilians? Were they wiped out, were they waving white flags, or did they run?

Reply to Need your help, ShadowTekNet! in Modding GalCiv2 Forums

D'oh! I didn't think of that.

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ohhhhh. thanks! Nope, I searched the whole computer (with correct spelling) and nothing came up.

Need your help, ShadowTekNet! in Modding GalCiv2 Forums

I did a search for a "costomplanets.xml" file, and found nothing. Am I doing something erong? (P.S, downloading for use in DA.)

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Can you really blame them? No, not really.

Reply to Simcity 5 is coming out! in Off-Topic GalCiv2 Forums

Whenever it comes out, I just hope it doesn't have useless Disasters, like SimCity 3000's Whirlpool.

Reply to Pax Terra in AARs GalCiv2 Forums

cool, but you called it the Terran ALLIANCE first, then the Terran EMPIRE. was that a mistake, or did something BIG happen?

Reply to For Gondacor! in AARs GalCiv2 Forums

So, Alex, what do think of OUR news reports?

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Very nice. I like the concept of intersteller human nation-states duking it out. I assume the Terran Alliance (or something like it) will come around eventually, and I think the events leading up to the contact with the Amatons will actually hppen someday.And could you post those logos as mods, please?