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[quote who="starkers" reply="8" id="3654079"] You beauty, Jim, this is one heck of a theme... and one I must have adorning a desktop near me. The wallpaper is absolutely out there, and the green DX components set it off beautifully. Hope it is available for download soon [/quote] Yep I agree, also just a suggestion, not that I know too much about DX but I think one done the same but in purple my favorite color [e digicons]:thumbsup:[/e] [e digicons]:sun:[/e]

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An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church. 'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Fanny Green twice last month.' The priest told the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's.' <div clas

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The Indian With One Testicle There once was an Indian who had only one testicle and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to

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A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As he sat down, he knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow. A nearby waiter reached into his shirt pocket, pulled out a clean spoon and set it on the table. The diner was impressed. "Do all the waiters carry spoons in their pockets?" The waiter replied, "Yes. Ever since we had that efficiency expert out; he determined that 17.8% of our diners knock the spoon off the table. By carrying cle

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If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. (True Story). He was being Cross-Examined by a Defense Attorney during a Felony Trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility.... Q: "Officer --

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Three fathers are talking about their sons. The first father says, "my sons a successful doctor. He's so rich, he just bought his best friend a Lamborghini". The second father said, "my sons a successful hedge fund manager. He's so rich, he just bought his best friend a yacht". The third father says, "my sons the CEO of a big company. He's so rich he just bought his best friend a castle". Right then, a fourth father walks in and asks what th

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[quote who="Uvah" reply="37" id="3653330"] .."Old Farts Inc." [/quote] ill pay that one hehehehe

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[quote who="DrJBHL" reply="34" id="3653203"] Well, I was referring to 1) His waist and 2) the inflation stage of the early universe...deflation? Well, didn't want to bring it up (nyuk, nyuk). [/quote] aaah yes I should have noticed that lol

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[quote who="LightStar" reply="12" id="3652634"] Nothing will ever beat Windows 7, period. End of story. [/quote] Yep I am with Lightstar on this I hate windows 10 , infact someone should blow up the idiot that came up with and built windows 10 [e digicons]X|[/e] [e digicons]XD[/e] [e digicons]*_*[/e]

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[quote who="DrJBHL" reply="28" id="3653071"] or was that the Big Toot-Toot?). [/quote] the pic where it says inflation , shouldn't that be deflated [e digicons]:D[/e] [e digicons]XD[/e] [e digicons]*_*[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:thumbsup:[/e]

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During a medical examination the doctor asked Mark Stevens about his physical activity level. The man described a typical day, "Well, yesterday afternoon I took a five hour walk of about 10 kms through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake and I pushed my way through brambles.I got sand in my shoes and my ey

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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. You all have obsessions,' he observed.

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[quote who="Uvah" reply="10" id="3650757"] .take two cookies, [/quote] just two!! but i wanted the whole box lol [e digicons]XD[/e]

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I think this says it all, Happy Birthday Doc, sending you much love and cyber hugs on this your special day. I know I maybe early but its 9.51 pm Friday night here so already its your Birthday lol [e digicons]:D[/e] <img src="http://i755.photobucket.com/albums/xx195/skez520mia/HAPPY%20BIRTHDAY/

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There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very depressed because he had loved to play Golf and couldn't play anymore. One day in his despair, he decided to commit suicide. He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off. He was standing on the ledge... <span

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*Seller conducting a market survey in a bookshop, asked me – “Which book has helped you most in your life?”* *I replied – “My husbands cheque book!!”* *********************************************

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Three elderly golfers walking down the fairway. "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old Ewan Taylor , "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time nothing happens." <stron

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An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, I'll pay you $1,000." Doctor "Young," who

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Gail and Bonnie are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Gail pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts i t over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Bonnie: What in the hell is that? Gail: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. <div class="text_exp

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A young jackaroo from outback Queensland goes off to university, but halfway through the semester he has squandered all of his money. He calls home. 'Dad,' he says, 'you won't believe what modern education is developing...they actually have a program here in Brisbane that will teach our dog Ol' Blue how to tal

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[quote who="Aussie007" reply="8" id="3649196"] Hi Shauna, How are things going? Macca [/quote] yeah I am ok , I spent four days in Hospital for chest pain but it wasn't a heart attack my valve or artery what ever it is called spasaming which mimicked a heart attack. now I have the flue grr I am starting to feel better

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Two Irishmen looking through a mail order catalogue. Paddy says "Look at these gorgeous women! The prices are reasonable too." Mick agrees "I'm ordering one right now" 3 weeks later Paddy says to Mick "Has your woman turned up yet?" <span style="

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Little boy gets home from school and says "Dad, I've got a part in the school play as a man who's been married for 25 years." His Dad replies "Never mind Son. Maybe next time you'll get a speaking part!!" [e digicons]:D[/e]

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For 2 years a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his ma rriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. <span style=

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The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Phil, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him." Y