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mrs_starkers

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3 Surgeons Three surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on . * First surgeon said Electricians are the best, everything inside is color coded.!!</st

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Muhammad Ali passed away , such a sad loss he has been ill for so long, a great boxer , widely hailed as the greatest heavyweight boxer in the sport’s history, died Friday night. The former professional boxer, generally considered as the best heavyweight of all time, succumbed to a 32-year battle with Parkinson's disease after being hospitalised with respiratory problems. Family spokesman Bob Gunnell has released a statement announcing the death of the three-time hea

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[quote who="vStyler" reply="14" id="3638090"] Get well, get well soon, we want him to get well! [/quote] Thanks VStyler me too he has been in Hospital now for 3 weeks [e digicons]:')[/e] [quote who="RedneckDude" reply="15" id="3638094"] Prayers for Stephen! [/quote] Thanks Jim, I miss him so much, altho starkers has been of great support [e digicons]:sun:[/e] [quote who="starkers" reply="16" id="3638097"] Some friends have offer

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This elderly chap planted potatoes on his 4 acre property every year. His son ploughed the ground. But this year the son was in prison. Dad sent the son a letter, saying he could not proceed on his own, and did the son have any ideas. The son sent back a letter saying, &

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I’ve decided to disconnect my home alarm system, and un-register from the Neighborhood Watch Program. As of yesterday I’ve got two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each corner, and the black flag of ISIS hang

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The reason there are so many Irish jokes is because the Irish have a quaint way with words. Like the Irish patient who hobbled into the doctor’s waiting room. “I hope to God the doctor finds something wrong with me because I’d hate to feel like this if I was well!”

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A Lesson in Government A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her her students to ask their parents what the government is. When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and ask his what the government was. His dad thought for a while and answered, ''Look at it this way: I'm the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the work force, you are th

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My husband and i were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theatre. Having been burgled in the past, we turned on a 'night light' and the answering machine, then put the cat in the backyard. When our cab arrived, we walked out our front door and our rather tubby cat scooted between our legs inside, then ran up the stairs. Because our cat likes to chase our budgie we really didn't want to leav

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Mick walks into Paddy's barn and catches him dancing naked in front of a tractor. Mick says, "Oi Paddy, what ya doing?" Paddy says, "Well me and Mary haven't been getting on in the bedroom lately & the therap

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A cop stops a Harley for travelling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name. 'Fred,' he replies. 'Fred what?' the officer asks. 'Just Fred,' the man responds. The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a break and, write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name. The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lo

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Update on Stephen!!!!. Stephen will he will be staying in Hospital till they can get him to either laidley or Esk Hospital due to lack of coordination and confidence to use crutches hence the reason that the Ipswich general hospital want to tr

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[quote who="Aussie007" reply="64" id="3636744"] Jock replied! Aye Angus I would do that but would you mind if I passed it through my kidneys first. [/quote] [e digicons]:grin:[/e] [e digicons]:grin:[/e] [e digicons]:grin:[/e] [e digicons]:grin:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e]

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One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries

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Petros was a Greek immigrant man who had worked all his of life, had saved all of his money and was a real 'miser' when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his Greek wife... "Voula, when I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the after-life with me." And so he persuaded Voula to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he died, she would p

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[quote who="Uvah" reply="10" id="3636241"] This is the download link for gimp. https://www.gimp.org/downloads/ and the qbist filter. https://docs.gimp.org/en/plug-in-qbist.html Have fun. [/quote] I got gimp but not sure how to download qbist filter, I must be blond i think lol [e digicons]:grin:[/e]

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[quote who="RedneckDude" reply="50" id="3636499"] It wasn't what we wanted for our Toby so he was brought home and we buried him in the front yard beneath a tree he liked to pee on if he got the chance. It just seemed a more fitting final resting place than some landfill site. [/quote] I know the agony only too well when Toby was attacked by a Rottweiler and was badly hurt, we was told it was going to cost anywhere between 2 and a half to 3 thousand dollars

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[quote who="bluedxca93" reply="4" id="3625171"] Hi, maybe look at gimp qbist too. regards bluedxca93 [/quote] what and where can I get it from I searched Major Geeks but no go , I did a web search still no go [e digicons]X|[/e] [e digicons]*_*[/e]

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[quote who="Wizard1956" reply="59" id="3636110"] "It tells me that someone has stolen our tent." [/quote] [e digicons]5*[/e] [e digicons]XD[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e]

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[e digicons]5*[/e] [e digicons]5*[/e] [e digicons]5*[/e] [e digicons]5*[/e] [e digicons]:grin:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] ahhhh so funny doc

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