PADDY'S FINGERS Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork when he accidentally cut off all 10 of his fingers. He went to the emergency room in Cork's hospital . The doctor looked at Pa
[quote who="Aussie007" reply="6" id="3645165"] I have been down the same path. I used to have it every year and it ended up saving my life. I am in the zipper club as a result. Just remember do everything that you are told to do. (Diet, Exercise etc.) And the most important thing is to remain positive. [/quote] Thanks Macca, I am trying to stay positive mate and I try to make light of it but at same time being mindful t
[quote who="RedneckDude" reply="4" id="3645145"] Take 2 WBs and call me in the morning.... Well wishes for ya, Shaunna! [/quote] yeah thats it lol, thank you
[quote who="DrJBHL" reply="1" id="3645085"] Take care of yourself...and remember what we discussed, ok? [/quote] I will bonzza mate a few life style changes and healthy eating I can do this . [e digicons]:thumbsup:[/e] [quote who="Uvah" reply="2" id="3645094"] What Doc says. [/quote] thanks Uvah [e digicons]:smitten:[/e]
well after having the Myocardial Perfusion Scan on the `19th July 2016, I was curious as to what the report said so I opened up the folder and it had the report in it so I took a sticky beak as you do lol , not that it made any sense to me so I sought out some info for myself , so I asked my bonza mate Doc and he explained it all too me at great length..... I went to the Dr's today and I was told I had a heart attack I sat there with a stunned look
A drunk man who smelled of Beer sat down on a Subway next to a priest. The man's Tie was stained, his face was plastered With red lipstick, and A half-empty Bottle of gin was sticking out of his Torn coat pocket. He Opened his N
While out hunting Starkers a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over & discharged, shooting him in the genitals. Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor. "Well, Starkers , I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage, and we were able to remove all of the shot." "What's the b
A Texas farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and starts talking with him. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large." Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, "We have longhorns that are at least twice as
Kathlick or what? Two little Boys were concerned because they couldn't get anyone to play with them. They decided it was because they had not been Baptized and didn't go to Sunday School. <div class="text_exposed_s
[quote who="DrJBHL" reply="1" id="3643805"] if only because you all live with starkers and he deserves the revenge. [/quote] yeah lol or maybe more [e digicons]XD[/e] [quote who="Uvah" reply="2" id="3643815"] *crossing fingers and toes* [/quote] thanks Uvah [e digicons]:inlove:[/e]
Doc you was right , well I guess I wont be having any more myocardial perfusion scans if this is what it does to you, that radiation turns you green I am done lol [e digicons]:grin:[/e] Nah seriously tho I had to have a scan to see if I have a heart or any problem with it as I was getting pains in the chest so now I am waiting on the results of that .fingers crossed its nothing [e digicons]:grin:[/e] <img src="http://i613.photobucket.com/albums/tt213/S
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, “Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I’m not sure the IRS finds that believable.” “I’m a great gambler, and I can prove it,” says Grandpa. “How about a demonstra
[quote who="Wizard1956" reply="7" id="3642412"] Great news! Welcome home and stay safe Stephen. [/quote] he sure is glad to be home thats for sure. [quote who="teddybearcholla" reply="8" id="3642413"] So glad to hear he is home!! [/quote] thanks Barb yes he is so happy, I told him about WC and how the folks here are awesome . who knows we may even have another skinner in our midst lol a guy gotta start somewhere hey [e digicons]:grin:[/
Thanks guys he is so happy to be home
Well after 6 weeks in Hospital Stephen is finally home, He was discharged today 7th July and I am so happy he is home I have missed him so much, even our 2 dogs and 3 puppy's missed him. As you may remember Stephen broke his ankle on the 16th may 2016 he has spent all this time in hospital as he had no coordination or confidence in using crutches so he was sent to a country hospital where they helped in his recovery and to gain some confidence and coordination to u
WHERE DO RED-HEADED BABIES COME FROM? After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. 'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine!!' 'Nonsense,' the doctor said...'Even
WELL IT IS SUNDAY God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired, --- "Where have you bee n?" God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds,---- "Look, Michael. Look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, ---- "What is it?" "It's a planet," --- replied God, --- and
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Shortly it will become compulsory for senior citizens to carry not only their ID, but also their insurance documents, their prescription list, a compact version of their medical file, the statement declaring if they want to be resuscitated after a heart attack, stroke, etc. etc. Consequently, a lot of paperwork will have to be carried when a senior citizen goes out the front door OR when they travel! <span style="font-siz
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[quote who="BigDogBigFeet" reply="11" id="3638924"] I don't know mrs_starkers but I would think the quickest way to find room for all your stuff is to start tossing all of starkers' stuff out the windows. Or better still, make yourself a couple of bucks and sell it in a yard sale. Just hand him some pirate ale to keep him busy and he won't even know what is happening. Wishing you all the best. [/quote] hmmmm yes I think that is a great idea
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[quote who="starkers" reply="8" id="3638802"] I did my bit and signed. Now let's hope it actually goes somewhere and MS is made to changes its nefarious ways [/quote] yep i did too , i just hope those idiots listen [e digicons]:rolleyes:[/e]
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