mrs_starkers

mrs_starkers

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Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite - All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary. ********************** A man boarded an aeroplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful w

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Farmer John Farmer John once lived on a quiet rural highway but as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and eventually got so heavy and so fast that his free range chickens were being run over, at a rate of three to six a week. So Farmer John called the local police station to complain, "You've got to do something abou

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[quote who="DrJBHL" reply="6" id="3635864"] Well, I'm sure you've told his M.D. by now...although he probably had a low sugar, a cardiac workup (at least) should be done (better a syncope workup...includes more than just the heart). [/quote] Yes I spoke to his MD and he said its common for diabetics to have these, and they are going to monitor him, [quote who="DrJBHL" reply="6" id="3635864"] As am I, and I have no doubts starkers is somehow i

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Thanks Dave, yes I will mention it to the Doctor, as I feel something is wrong and I can't put my finger on it. [quote who="RedneckDude" reply="2" id="3635820"] Praying here, Shaunna. [/quote] Thinks Jim , he will appreciate that as he is a salvation army soldier in the salvos. I just want to share something and if this offends non christian people I'am sorry but I believe that God put someone there on Sunday night, steve had hi

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[quote who="Wizard1956" reply="47" id="3635806"] "I hid his teeth. [/quote] [e digicons]:grin:[/e] [e digicons]:grin:[/e] [e digicons]5*[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e]

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Hi everyone, my fiance Stephen Ward last night (Sunday Night ) at around 11.30 he took our boy Dazza (our dog) for his evening walk as he normally does and has done many times before , he took a tumble and dislocated and has a compound fracture and snapped his ankle in half and is now waiting for surgery Friday. He is resting comfortably for now. I am so worried about him as he said he had a black out, this is not the first time this has happened but this time it is worse ,

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[quote who="Wizard1956" reply="41" id="3635281"] Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?" [/quote] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] omg so funny

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A 5 Year old girl is usually driven to school every day by her Grandpa but when he had a bad cold, Granny drove her instead. That night the little girl told her parents that the ride to school with granny was very different. What made it different ?&nb

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and here are the 2 bowdlers that we have now Angel is Chihuahua x Jack Russell x she has just had Puppies they will be 2 weeks old Sunday and they are super cute too, Dazza the Father of the pups is a multise x Dash hound lovely temperament . Momma and Puppies there are 2 male they are the black ones, and the female is like her momma. <img src="http://i613.photobucket.com/albums/tt213/Shaunna_Clarke/20160508_001037_zpsyfztz6os.jpg" alt="" width="2

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[quote]Starkers, was so very sorry to read of your loss of Toby! and in such a vicious way! I bet he was cute [/quote] He Sure was and a funny lil bugga too and just as lovable I miss him every day although I have a new dog she is not the same as Toby , Toby was Multise x Shuzitsu , this is our beloved Toby <img src="http://i613.photobucket.com/albums/tt213/Shaunna_Clarke/Facebook/Mobile%20Uploads/669a6dc3-bc85-4c16-9acd-ae0b1a0b59b

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[quote who="RomanDA" reply="55" id="3632505"] Miss the good old days of DX and Wincustomize - and the old IRC channel. was a blast [/quote] yeah me too hope to see you around a bit more David [e digicons]:blush:[/e]

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[quote who="starkers" reply="7" id="3634823"] As for Shaunna, well we've known each other for almost 25 years and we've always clicked well together. We mightn't be married anymore, but I don't see that as a reason not to get on and still be there for each other. Life is too short to place unnecessary obstacles and boundaries in our way, so we embrace the friendship, and why not. [/quote] [e digicons]:thumbsup:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e dig

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These are the newest addition to the family, 3 cute lil puppies 2 black ones are male and the black tan patches is Female they are a week old Sunday (Tomorrow ) the father is Dash hound x multize x shuzitsu, and the mother is jack russell x chihuahua x foxy .

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[quote who="starkers" reply="1" id="3634631"] I don't wanna hear any noises coming from the other side of the bedroom wall. There will be NO snoring permitted on the premises.... [/quote] the only noises that be coming out of my room is 3 beautiful puppies crying for their tucka [e digicons]:grin:[/e]

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The move done and dusted, today is a bitter sweet day for Stephen and I, after 10 years Stephen left his OLD house , and so we are now living with Starkers but holy crap have we got some work to do [e digicons]X|[/e] sorting out where our stuff is going to go etc,etc, I say does anyone know how to get in contact with Samantha Stephens you know Darrin Stephens aka Derward from Bewitched or Jeannie cos a bit of nose twitching and or folded

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[quote who="Uvah" reply="31" id="3632926"] Ready... A white horse fell in the mud. *I know...lame* [/quote] [e digicons]:D[/e] [e digicons]:grin:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] lol

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