The Recession Bloody hell.. Our stocks have crashed, we get 2% on any fixed deposits, our Superannuation is stuffed.. Turnbull and Morrison are running round looking up their arses for things to tax/save for the upcoming budget. Woe, woe, This recession is hitting everybody really hard. <span style="font-size: smal
10 Catholic Priests were killed in a road accident. At the Pearly Gates St Peter says “If any of you are Paedophiles you can bugger off down to Hell.” Nine of them start to walk away when St Peter calls out “take this deaf bastard with you.” **************************************************************
AN IRISHMAN AND THE MERCEDES On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his Mercedes into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant who knows absolutely nothing about golf, gr
Hamish, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Hamish walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Hamish and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?' Hamish replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'' The doctor said, 'I didn't say that.. I said, 'You've got a h
Wife: Look at that drunk guy. Husband: who is he ? Wife: 10 years back he proposed to me and I rejected him. Husband: Oh my God! He's still celebrating...
[quote who="RomanDA" reply="51" id="3632483"] I'm still alive.. not too much kicking, but lots of photo taking. Still using DX4 pro for a bunch of stuff at work. Great program, hate it died. Friends with a few of you on FB, yeah even my BFF Zubaz! [/quote] Hey David nice seeing you again too , I love taking photo's , I have a Nikon DSLR 3000, and I am still learning to use it , there's always something to learn lol
[quote who="Lantec" reply="50" id="3632454"] SleepingDragon got lured back into the real world by off-roading. I used to see a lot of his photos posted on another site (DA I think) and I know he visited here for several years after but didn't post much. I'd be interested in what Bichur was up to as well. Such a comedian. Interesting post! [/quote] Thanks Lantec, great to see you again [e digicons]:grin:[/e]
[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnq0lsN9o0g[/video] I cant go past this one
[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHjkLE4qCQk[/video] i remember this show too
[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT4y_FnmGqQ[/video] i loved these blokes
[quote who="Fuzzy Logic" reply="48" id="3632302"] *you're [/quote] [e digicons]X([/e] [e digicons]:grin:[/e] lol sorry fuzzy
Bob & the Blonde Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar And stared up at the TV. The 10 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story Of a man on the ledge of a large building Preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump." The blonde replied, "Well, I
What the Heck!!! I can't believe it he was my all time favorite singer R.I.P Prince thoughts and prayers to his family and friends. [quote who="starkers" reply="13" id="3632308"] Purple Rain will be even harder listen to from here on, with its highly emotive vocals and musical accompanyment. It always took me back to a difficult period in my life, but now it has even more significance with its originator's passing. [/quote] It sure will be
Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the Adelaide River. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much big ger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids - I just don't get it.' 'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?' 'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc. 'Hmm. Well, where do you c
Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Medicare Plan G. The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Plan G) and one bullet. Yo
After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some t ime. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down, stopping just over her stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner
Good to see you Zubaz hope your well [e digicons]:grin:[/e]
[e digicons]:D[/e] [e digicons]:grin:[/e] good one old boy
[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X2jH6f-lCs[/video] [e digicons]:grin:[/e]
awesome Macca [e digicons]:thumbsup:[/e]
[quote who="Uvah" reply="7" id="3628612"] One I heard back in the day. [/quote] hahaha Uvah loved it [e digicons]:grin:[/e] [e digicons]:grin:[/e] [e digicons]:grin:[/e] [e digicons]XD[/e] [e digicons]XD[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e]
[quote who="mozler" reply="4" id="3628605"] " it all started with a boil on my arse" [/quote] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] love it [e digicons]:grin:[/e] [e digicons]:grin:[/e] [quote who="starkers" reply="5" id="3628607"] Q:Everything has its ups and downs, so what's the biggest drawback in a circus? A: An elephant's foreskin I was sitting nex
hahaha [e digicons]XD[/e] [e digicons]XD[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] love em Macca so funny
Ok, so I have been thinking, I need some laughs as I have been feeling down due to 1 so called daughter that thinks ripping her own cousin off is a good idea and stealing her cousins stuff and then trashing the place and leaving it stinking like a pigsty , my niece Louise has Parkinson's disease and is bringing up her 5 year old son and shes lost her hubby 5 months ago. I have been away since last Thursday helping Louise to get her house back in order after Bianca and her so
mine goes like this Under the Dome awesome Revenge loved it Orphan Black Lost Girl Haven Person of interest Once upon a time pretty little liers the 100 Arrow and many others, too many to mention <
WinCustomize Forums