mrtee

mrtee

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Reply to New Computer Build HELP! in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

I then got him a 1 gig drive and am now trying to load 98 and ME but both will not take.Any ideas? What Am I doing wrong? From your original post, that is why I mentioned a bootloader. Glad it's working. <img src="http://images.stardock.com/images/s

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Three men died in a car crash. They were met at the pearly gates by St. Peter. He said "sorry boys you're not on the list. But it's close to Christmas, so if each of you can show me something that relates to the season you can come in." The first guy found a lighter in his pocket, took it out, flicked it and said "candles - Christmas candles!" Man number two pulled out a set of keys, shook them and said "bells - Christmas bells!" St. Peter said "those are go

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Reply to Argh me mateys! What's yer pirate name? in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

What did it mean? Same as Chickie's. Since we're talking pirates here, did you hear about the pirate with a pegleg, a parrot on his shoulder, and a patch over 1 eye, who walked into a country tavern? One of the patrons said "Look at that pirate with 1 eye!" And all of the people put a hand over 1 of their eyes and looked at him. Sorry, they aren't all gems! <img src="h

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Average User? in Misc JoeUser Forums

I am not a skinner, but I like and use skins. I've looked at the code for different skins in SkinStudio, it does look intimidating. Maybe one of these days when I have nothing to do........... This experience began for me in the early 80's with a TI 99-4A, which of course I added to with a dot matrix printer, 5 ¼ floppies, the "usual" stuff. Got fed up with how long it took to print things back in '98 and boguht a used Compaq that was built in '95. It came with nothing installed s

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Three old ornery grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. About then an old man walked by, and one of the grandmas says, "We bet we can tell how old you are." The old man replied, "There ain`t no way you can guess it." One of the ornery grandmas said, "Sure we can! Just drop your undershorts and we can tell your exact age." So of course, he did what they asked. The grandmas stared at him for a while, one reached out an poked around a bit, then each took turns doing th

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Reply to Make your own wine? in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

I used to make wines, it's actually rather easy. The trick is getting the right yeast for the type of wine you're making. I made 5 gallons of Maderia once and it tasted rotten. Ended up putting it into gallon jugs and put it in my attic. I forgot about it for 4 years then found it when I was removing a closet wall. It was GOOD, found out that Mederia needs to be heated to blend the various ingredients and mellow the wine out. Another good wine was banana, you n

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A blonde is driving her car and gets pulled over for speeding. The female Police officer; also a blonde, asks the driver for her license. The driver proceeds to shuffle through her purse nervously looking for her identification. Impatiently, the Officer explains " It's the one with your picture on it!" The driver finds her make up mirror and sees her face in it and hands it to the Police officer. The Police officer takes one look at the mirror and exclaims " If I would have known you were a cop,

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