mrtee

mrtee

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Like Kona I clean rooms, take care of floors, collect linen, pick up garbage, and other like tasks in a hospital. We just added a floor and now our staff is being cut by 1 ½ people, go figure. More stuff to clean, but you can do it with less people! At least it's quiet now, EAA is over. I live less than a mile from the airport and 7 days of airshows is noisy. Went to Vegas about 20 years ago and have no desire to go back. So BoXXi will have no problems with me. <B

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You know all that stuff that goes in the garage? I don't have a garage, but I do have a basement! You wouldn't believe the stuuf I have jammed in it, or the stuff I used to do down there before I built these computers. Had a TI 994A down there before I updated in '99.

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"Strange but Clever Advertising..." On the way to Nags Head, North Carolina from Virginia there is a sign for a seafood restaurant that says, "I get my crabs from Dirty Dicks." On a hospital door to the colonoscopy unit: "To expedite your visit, please back in." On a plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." On the trucks of a plumbing company: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza make

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Reply to any advice on tracking down a winXP crash problem? in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

I was having the same kind of problems last year. So I replaced my MB, when I started pulling the RAM from the old MB I found that 1 chips end clip was loose - therefore the RAM wasn't seated properly. I used that MB in a machine for my granddaughter and haven't had any problems with it since. Check the RAM, my (Jafo's #2) suggestion. <img src="http://images.stardock.com/images/smiles/sb.gif" border

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Aussie Humor 1. Several years ago, I returned home from a trip just when a storm hit with crashing thunder and severe lightning. As I came into my bedroom about 2 a.m., I found my two children in bed with my wife, apparently scared by the loud storm. I resigned myself to sleep in the guest bedroom that night. The next day, I talked to the children, and explained that it was okay to sleep with Mom when the storm was bad, but when I was expected home, please don't sleep with Mom that nigh

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Good one PhOOey! Where I work (a hospital) our department gets to clean up after visits to the facility mentioned. This ties in quite nicley with our PTO (paid time off) policy, which most people in the department don't understand now! Heh, heh time for some fun! <img src="http://images.stardock.com/ima

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Going to be that way are we. Here is another, along the same line. A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!" The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him." "Hi George! Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather s

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I Resign I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year-old again. • I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four star restaurant. • I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make a sidewalk with rocks. • I want to think M&Ms are better than money because you can eat them. • I want to lie under a big oak tree and run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summe

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ALWAYS THOUGHT GREEN SNAKES WERE OK? READ ON........ Green Garden Grass snakes can be dangerous, Yes, grass snakes, not rattlesnakes. A couple in Sweetwater, Texas had a lot of potted plants, and during a recent cold spell, the wife was bringing a lot of them indoors to protect them from a possible freeze. It turned out that a little green garden grass snake was hidden in one of the plants and when it had warmed up, it slithered out and the wife saw it go under the sofa. She let out a

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reference to 1049) Ahhh, they can't all be gems. Can they? If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and he passed on what would they put on his coffin? a lid. Like I said, not all gems. <img src="http://images.

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Reply to Quiz of the day .... in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

The hunting party left the camp and headed south. A half mile out they saw a bear. They shot the bear but only wounded it. The trail lead 1 1/2 miles futher south then east for 3 miles. They lost track of the bear so they traveled the 2 miles north back to camp. What color was the bear?

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Mr. C, I am working today collecting garbage and linen when the answer hit me about Herbie. Only to find that you had given it already. I was tired last night when I first answered it. Still need acouple in the others, come on people, let's get the answers. I use stuff like this at work.

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Then I need to ask if you are not including the cover thickness in the 2.5" size, if not then the answer is 29.5", according to my reckoning. Did a little update on the other questions; CLASSIC LIST Question Answers 1 1 = W on a U 1 wheel on a unicycle 2 3 = B M (S H T R) 3 Blind Mice (See How They Run) 3 3 = W on T 3 wheels on a tricycle 4 4 = Q in a G 4 quarts in a gallon 5 5

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7 = W of the A W = 7 wonders of the ancient world 9 = P in the S S = 9 planets in the solar system 3 = B M (S H T R) = 3 Blind Mice (see how they run) 5 = T on a F = 5 toes on a foot 27 = B in the N T = 27 books in the New Testement Still working on; 200 = D for P G in M 5 = D in a Z C 15 = P in a R T 66 = B of the B 23 = P of C in the H B <img src="http://im

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