An old couple celebrates their 50th wedding anniversary in their home. "Just think," the old man says, "we were sitting here at this same breakfast table, naked as jaybirds, 50 years ago." "Well," the old lady snickers, "what do you say -- should we get naked?" The two immediately strip to the buff and sit back do
Bill Gates goes to purgatory. St. Peter says, "Now Bill, you have done some good things, and you have done some bad things. Now I am going to let you decide where you want to go". First, St. Peter shows Bill an image of Hell with beautiful women running on beaches. Then, St Peter shows Bill an image of Heaven with robed angels playing harps on clouds. Bill chooses Hell. About a week later, St. Peter checks in on Bill in Hell and finds him being whip
A man working with an electric saw accidentally cuts off all of his fingers. At the emergency room, his doctor says, "Give me the fingers, and I'll see what I can do." The injured man replies, "But I don't have the fingers!" "Why didn't you bring them?" the doctor asks. The injured man responds, "Doc, I couldn't pick them up."
A crook mistakenly made a counterfeit $8 bill instead of a $10 bill. He decided to try it out anyway, so he went to the bank and asked for change. The teller looked at the $8 bill and gave the crook two $4 bills as change.
A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"
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https://esupport.stardock.com/index.php?/default_import/Tickets/Submit Link fixed, You have a PM, Zubaz. [e digicons]:)[/e]
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[quote]added a dock to my husband's desktop. [/quote]Just so you know....... Your husband would be considered a separate customer and will need to purchase his own OD license. Besides, 1.9 is a very old version, he should try out the new version, it has many new features and improvements.
Bump.
[quote]Thank them this day, for all the other days [/quote] And for the days so many of them didn't get to walk this Earth in the name of freedom. Our family was lucky. I had 5 Uncles who served in WWII(Navy and Marines) and my Dad was in Korea. They all came home.
What a mind boggling amount of options. The finest dock in existence! [e digicons]:thumbsup:[/e] [e digicons]:thumbsup:[/e]
You need this: http://www.softpedia.com/get/Tweak/System-Tweak/OldNewExplorer.shtml WB's does NOT skin the ribbon.
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Doc, ur skilllz r already scary. u get any better at shoppin' you need a job in Adobe advertising.
[quote who="manolaia" reply="2" id="3636470"] 3. To be able to dock the fence to the top-edge of the screen or any edge of the screen and keep it hidden. When I move the mouse and touch the top-edge of the screen it brings down the fence or fences in there. [/quote] Double clicking on the desktop is too complicated for you? To me, having a bunch of crap suddenly sliding onto my desktop would be an unwelcome invasion.
[quote who="manolaia" reply="5" id="3636663"] instead of having another program in memory [/quote]Must be tuff running 512 MBS of RAM. Maybe you should upgrade .
You can also try this: Go to %USERPROFILE%\Local Settings\Stardock\CursorFX and delete what is there. Then apply the default or another cursor.
Open Control Panel Hardware and Sounds. Select Change system sounds. From there, select the sounds tab and from the drop down, select no sounds (or some other scheme) and hit apply.
https://forums.wincustomize.com/477570/page/1/#3636254 It's been reported and is being looked at.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they laid down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies, and potentially billions
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[e digicons]:thumbsup:[/e] [e digicons]:thumbsup:[/e] Nice Update!
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A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that. About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn't five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbe
Two older women were fussing about their husbands over tea one day. "I do wish my Leroy would stop biting his nails. That makes me terribly nervous," the first one said. "Oh, my Elmer used to do the same thing," the other woman commented. "But I broke him of that habit real quick." "What did you do?" "I hid his teeth."
A doctor reaches into his smock to get a pen to write a prescription and pulls out a rectal thermometer. "Oh, damn it," he proclaims, "Some asshole has my pen!"
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. He asks his son, "Son, where were you today during school hours?" "At school." The robot slaps the son. "Okay, I went to the movies!" The father asks, "Which one?" "Harry Potter." The robot slaps the son again. "Okay, I was watching porn!" The father replies, "What? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was!" The robot slaps the father. The mom chimes in,