Ok... so it's down to me n Kim to keep em coming huh? Well... here's one offering for today.... The Princess's Problem Once apon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess. But there was a problem, Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what, Metal, Wood, Stone, Anything would melt! Because of this men where affraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The king despaired.
And you don't loose a lot on machines? they're rigged so just about everyone looses! Wheat.. McDonalds or KFC?
Every week or so i do an online scan aswell as a NAV scan. last week i scanned at trend. It picked up 26 so called "viruses" in just 'My Documents' "Holy S**T!" where my first words, until i saw that EVERY one of them was an exe and every exe was a real program that i had saved to there! Apparantly they were all the Hananter virus? anyone heard of that one? Did a full system scan with NAV after getting an update, NOTHING not one teensy weensy lil bug to be found... Hmmmmm! I
Harry potter Black with sugar... casino... Cards or machines
GA... S'ok... I know exactly what you mean... meetings to that to me all the time!
I explained that... Don't mean anything other than the name of my speakers at the time!
Jam? you dunno who Blade is? Vampire slayer dude! played by Wesley Snipe in two GREAT movies! Beef..... Orange or Cranberry juice?
Hmmm.... you ignore a thread for a couple of hours and you guys get right off the subject! My nick has been pronunced two ways; Chaltec or Zaltec Personally i prefer Zaltec.. So now you know
Ok... so y'all probably gunna laugh at mine... Was scratching around for a new nick when i was using vp (Virtual Places chat) used to go by the name Textmaniac cause i was always sending text/sms messages from my cell phone... I sat for hours trying to think of a new nick. Couldn't think of anything original. My PC speakers at the time were Altec, figured that was a bit boring so added the X and here i am! <img src="http://images.stardock.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" bor
GI Jane leaves the Forces after an honourable discharge due to being shot in action 3 times. Try as they might the doctors where unable to remove the bullets tho... Years go by and jane has a family. Two girls and a boy.. One day the youngest girl comes running down to her mom.. "Mommy..." she yells, "I was taking a whizz and this fell out!" she says, holding up a bullet. Now the doctors had told jane that this could happen as they couldn't remove the bullets at th
Golf... Spawn or Blade
Own it! Pets... Parrot or Cat? (I say this coz as i type my cat is asleep on my lap and my parrot is trying to eat my ears!!)
Mini disc or CDrw i meant for music not pc! perhaps i shoulda specified! Burgerking! their fries are 1000times better! Best baddies... Borg, Souliban, Klingon, Dominion, Romulan or Tribbles!!!
A guy goes into a bar and says, "Quick, gimme a beer before the trouble starts!" The barman looks around the sleepy bar, shrugs and hands the guy a bottle of beer. The guy drinks it fast. "Quick! gimme another beer before the trouble starts!" The barman looks at the guy oddly but hands another beer to the guy. The guy drinks it fast. "Quick another beer before the trouble starts!" The barman hands him another beer, with a frown on his face, but hands it over relucta
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender. He ordered a drink and when he was served, asked the bartender if he would get the money from his wallet in his pocket, since he has no arms. The bartender obliged him. He then asked if the bartender would tip the glass to his lips. The bartender did this until the man finished his drink. He then asked if the bartender would get a hanky from his pocket and wipe the foam from his lips. <br
A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place. Then the Scotsman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Glasgow, there's a better one. At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!" The others agree that sounds like a good place. Then the American says, "Yeah,that's a nice bar, but where I come from, the
Kimbabe? I tickle you?? o000o! This could be my lucky day!! hehehe
Come on people! How is this EVER gunna be the longest thread if you don't post to it??? Sheesh! Xal
What doctors say, and what they're really thinking: "This should be taken care of right away." I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself. "Welllllll, what have we here...?" He has no idea and is hoping you'll give him a clue. "Let me check your medical history." I want to see if you've paid your last bill before spending any more time with you. "Why don't we make a
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are Co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have Multiple Personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are Paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are Delusional, press 7, your call will be transfered to the Mothership. If you are Schizophrenic, listen car
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him - "Doctor, I don't know what the problem is, but I've been farting all the time. It's not really a problem socially because they don't make any noise and don't smell. I just can't stop farting all the time. In fact while I've been in here I must have farted at least 20 times." The doctor nods and gives her some pills. "Here take these for two weeks and come see me again when you are done." So she takes the pills and returns t
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor's office. After a full examination, the doc tells the guy it's one of two things. The Doc says, "Well, it's either Alzheimers disease or AIDS." "What do you mean!" The guy says, "Can't you tell the difference?" "Well," says the Doc, "the two look a lot alike in the early stages... Tell you what ya do...Drive her way out into the country, kick her out of the car, and if she finds her way back, - don't have
Two young medical students were standing on a street corner observing people as they passed and discussing any abnormalities with each other that they may have seen in passers-by. They would then attempt to make the correct diagnosis. They spotted this old fellow leaving a bar sort of "duck waddling" down the street at a slow pace. The two students introduced themselves to the gentleman and told him that they didn't agree with each others diagnosis of the his problem. One say
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 AM. Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed. She sleepily sat up and said, "Mike, dearest, would you go down to the all-night drug store on the next block and get me some aspirin? I've got a splitting headache." "Certainly, honey," he said, and feeling his way a
phOOey? Jim carey over Robin Williams? How can you consider that? Have you seen Robin williams live?? OMG Laughed so much i nearly pee'd Rain (on a hot day ) Mini disc or CDrw?
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