noobsauce94

noobsauce94

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*Chancellor Noobis, in desparation, orders the full evacuation of Theroc, as well as asks armistence from the Catalydom. Being a repeat in what happened just years before, the Mwas, or Minister of war and security, being Johnson Shnizel, former chancellor of the UGA, suggested to poole the strongest of the UGA forces and send them to Moleath, in which they will try a last-ditch effort to push back the Riftwalker assult. A new Obsidian-class ship was produced, the Johnson, along with several R

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I cannot allow the advancement of BMP forces into my territory. If we can make a treaty for them to return half of what they took from us, and in return we give them Eclipse and the remaining territory, that would be fine. ...otherwise, we will be forced to implement our new Flagship: the Receeder-class sniper Flagship. A variant of the original Obsidian-class, this flagship will implement sniper cannons, as well as a 76km railgun, capable of wiping out 3/4ths of a

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This is bad. The galaxy is De-stabilizing. Stars are shifting, and planets are falling out of orbit. we must put in efforts to re-stabilize our systems. I have set up large anti-radiation barriers on a large number of largely populated planets, including Earth, Theroc, and Eclipse. We won, but at terrible losses. I feel as if this was a bit of a melancholy victory. Ahh, well. To freedom! The Liberty One Allience! And the prospect of never giving up hope... *everyone gives

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UGA (United Galactic allience, to answer some posts made before) is the government formed by humanity in 2450 following the Human Civil War, a war during which the opressive Earth empire was splintered off, and government renewed into multiple factions. Most of these factions decided to reform their old government in a sort of democratic republic while still keeping some sovereignty of their own territory, thus forming the United Galactic Allience. also, Earth does have a number

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...The undying will have to build a new map... This revolution has given us a chance, I will go with my regiment, along with the Mindoor, straight to Earth. You will try to negotiate with the revolters. Their government may be dissolving, but through propaganda, force, and money, their government will stabilize. we must take back what we can now. this will be difficult with the new factions formed. This war is not over, the Vetaron will recover and try to regain lost territory

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So...Is that it...? Your going to hold the line, amassing your forces? Their forces are large and ever growing larger. they can produce conservatively 15 BILLION SHIPS...IN-ONE-DAY! They have the territory of the entire Milky Way, and you plan on waiting? No...nono, that won't do... we need an alternative, a way of aquiring more territory, more resources and manpower. Hope is all we have, true. But you are right, we cannot charge blindly into the face of danger. ...If we can s

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...I have been gone a long time... ..frozen, preserved... ..and to be told what those things did... ..my people...my homeworld... earth...no... ...I am not mad...but i need to ask.. what.....has happened...to my people... ...their spirits...broken...their bodies, enslaved to a common enemy, my allies, all but hopeless... ...my people have given up... ...but I have not. Me and some of my most trusted subordina

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Thanks to inactment 1135 , the Flaming Ninjas are now a select number of members of the Iridian empire. I'd like to note that during most weekends I am inactive, and that I am only available during the end-half of all weekdays. During the summer, however, i can be active for some weeks (for two-week periods) during the summer (horrible internet at dad's house...) -[IE] Qul Noobsauce'nh, Omnichron Regiment, Iridian Empire[e digicons]:dur:[/e] [e d

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Because we're on the subject of ships, I thought of bringing in one I just thought of: Goliath class anihillator Now retired, the Goliath ship was so massive, it was in of it's own class. The basic Idea was to build a 125 km railgun, and build an entire ship around it. Insted of being a "Anti-Fleet" Ship, it was designed as a Weapon of Mass Destruction, said to launch 1,000 kiloton "bullets" at relativlistic speeds (near speed of light) at planets, potentially d

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1. Pie=Cake. when sat down at a table with a pie and a cake and told pick one, i would pick the table with everything on it. I would have a really horrible tummy ache, but at least i got both pie and cake! ... 2.Suks. I'm sorry for you for not having your computer. Your stories are amazing anyways. If it was due to a virus, look at the bright side: at least it wasn't the weegee virus... ...*Shudder* 3. .......WHO THE HELL PUT UP THIS NOOB SHIELD!!!!!?

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... gone for only a month, and look what has happened... -200th post - a list of most of all the Tau'ri Navy ships -and other stuff... But hey, I've been going from universe to universe, and I have another war was started between the UGA and a new, Humanoid-like Aliens called the "Ki-Nosh" and their "Mo-Ran Confederacy" (too bad the Redemption was destroyed 25 years ago at the Battle of Tibalt, at least the war with fake Darth ended).

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I see Polarstar.... ...however, this is revenge for you, not me... I sometimes regret what I did, sometimes rageful and wished i did it again, but when it comes down to it, revenge amuses and relieves you for a brief moment, but you might regret it one day (and hey, I still can't believe that after all the immense pain i did to darth, he is not raging against me yet...), orodum will pay, this I swear to you...but not as extremely as i did to Darth - not trying to single out Da

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...within his meditating chambers, Noobsauce and Darth convey a peace treaty between empires... "..oh, and darth, i apologize for my angerful wrath i placed upon you and your.....alter....ego.... And i thank you for returning my people and fleet to life. I...haven't felt that much anger since I saw humanity get destroyed by a race while i remained powerless. Those...things...'sigh' i guess i overreacted by means of an old wound opening up, it's a long story... "So, i

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Note: this is a punishment i see fit, i apologize if it seems a bit extreme... *Noob goes into his Grand Chamber, changing out of his Grand Chancellor robe and into his specialized Trans-Dimentional clothes* "...the last time someone pissed me off, their universe collapsed into a very tight point. i made it so that he would still be able to live with the agony of having all his atoms crushed..." *Noob immediately phases outside of the great black ball. N

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In orbit of Polarstar_111, Nuubsauce is conversing with the sentient star... Nuub: "HAHAHAhahahaha!! wew...forgot to mention that i accidentaly got altar egos mixed up. I got the chick version of Caedus, Darth Caitheus! Lols and rofls all around! Ah- ohh....oh, boy......now is the best time to leave...uhhh...uh-oh..." Meanwhile, Noobsauce addresses his people... "...fellow citizens...I...have grave news..." "At 1500 universal time,...the mainstay of ou

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"allright...who f*cking stole my socks!?" ... ... "I'm serious about who stole my socks!" -Random soldier of riflemen platoon, US Joint Strike Force, Tom Clancy's EndWar - Maj. Johnson "DaNoob" Shnizel, 15th Assult, USJSF[e digicons]:ninja:[/e]

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...huh...the Photino Birds...havent heard of them in awhile, i meet them way back when, in UNV178442. interesting and ancient race... welcome polarstar to our thread! as you may not know, i declare war on all those who post here, however, i may decide not to go to war on people. And, since you intruige me (I am a trans-dimentional being, you are a sentient star), i wish not to harm you...welcome... ...again, i apologize everyone. Left 4 Dead and Fallout 3 got the best of me ag

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*Noobsauce revives orodum on my main Flagship "Obsidian"* Noob's fleet, no matter how massive Evil testla's fleet is, is 4x larger, complete with frigates, cruisers, battlecruisers, battleships, carriers, 210+ sub-capital ships, 75+ capital ships, and the three main flagships, the "Obsidian" being the biggest. The "Quantos" is a ship built around a massive coil gun, the same gun that destroyed Testla's original Homeworld. the "Aquina" is a supermassive moving shipyard, constantly spit

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Noob: "...okay...darth is still trying to find...uhh...who is his opposite?" Nuub: "Jedi Master Kaedus. a most powerful jedi..." Noob: "ohh...in the meantime, i shall re-iterate what I said a long while back: I declare war on anyone who dares post on this thread..." welcome, EvilTestla, war has been declared on you by the United Galactic Allience. *Giant Railgun shoots an Antimatter bolt that enters hyperspace, jumps just outside of the Testla homeworld, hits t

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*Noobsauce and Nuubsauce are talking...* Noob: "...so yeah, that's when I turned him into a giant peni...huh!? wtf!" Nuub: "Samureye, General and Undying killed their altar egos!" Noob: "NINJA...gENERAL...Everdying...they will be missed," *has brief moment of silence* "...wait...where's the Darths!?" Nuub: "probably still fighting...well. Congrats survivors! You beat your altar egos!" Noob: "for reward you...uhh...what's the reward?" Nuub:

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sure, we got movie quotes, but what about video game quotes? "we made it...I cant believe we made it!" "Son, we just crossed the street..." *takes smoke of cigarette* "...let's not throw a party 'till we've gotten out of the city..." Bill to Louis, on top of roof - Left 4 Dead

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