Found this online today. mmmm
DD-ABornExile
The invalid gamestates my be coincidental, but that is not what happened to me, when I played him he just leaves and it never shows up in stats. When I went to play a 3rd game with him I asked about it and he admitted to doing it, but would not let me have the 2 wins i deserved. He then said i should beast 1v1 him, and I said, sure if i hosted, he then bailed.
Hey taco, you wanna join our clan instead of OMG the amalgamation of everything? I mean what's the point of a clan if almost everyone is in it. C'mon, you know u wanna, we have jubblies... ;)
My name is ABornExile, and I approve of these titties.
BratE9000 has joined DD, welcome. As a condition of your entry you must post a sufficiently mouth watering pic on here ;)
Seriously is there anything simultaneously unhealthy and delicious as KFC. I feel my arteries clogging as i eat it, but i can't stop :( Good thing i have it like 4 times a year. Here's the best KFC/Tits poster I could throw together on short notice:
Consider yourself a recipient of INSTANT KARMA, can't give more than one it seems. Everyone who liked morphs glorious tits, give him some karma (also i think i posted some tasty stuff too, feel free to give me some too!)
Hall of shame is nice, a lot of people stopped reading it, and I think kallemix's douchebaggery deserves its own post!
Men and max have been removed. You wanna join up now brate?
If someone tell me how to take men out of this post, and max, i will do it asap
I use several accounts, and i play at random times, maybe that's why.
I wanted to add to the salma hayek boob controversy. There is a lot of debate as to whether they are real, both sides with good arguments. In reality no one knows for sure, except her husband ;) If only I could swap with him for a day.... :(
I looked it up online and the consensus seems to be that they are real, just that those recent pics are larger cause she gained weight when she had her kid and she was nursing.
I swear to god if ANYONE decides to ruin this post with gayness, aliens will come down, and transport you to Lyvar 7 and crown you as the biggest douches in the universe. But by all means if you want to be total jackasses, go ahead.
This clan was created almost entirely to get rid of Howboutnooo and his fail. Now that you've given him the idea to post male pics on this thread to ruin it, I fear this may occur. But as I said before, MAX, if you do that you're not only a flaming douche, your also a flaming homosexual, not that that's a bad thing, but being both those things is bad.
I wasn't referring to you, I was referring to others that might take the idea of posting male pics on here as a good way to ruin this thread. MAX. etc
Also, unless you want everyone on the forums to think you are gay, posting hot pics of men, prolly not the best idea.
I agree about the crappiness of fake breasts, which is why i made several posts about it. But please don't flood this with pics of men, that would be a really bad thing to do. :(
My % is like 72 and I don't invalidate games or make them not appear on stats, If I never lost a 1v1 my stats would be way higher than 75. He is definitely a terrible player. And it would be funny, except that its total bs that he can get away with that.
Hey Jona, I don't mean to discriminate but please no pics of guys. First off, mostly men play dg. Second, DD is a cup size for women, not men. Third off, I don't think anyone can successfully argue that men are more beautiful than women, you could try but, even most heterosexual women agree about this.
I dunno if its physically possible to get hotter than Adriana Lima, seriously her genes need to be harvested for scientific research.
Also in reference to that Adriana Lima pic posted before. Not that the wings are too prevalent in that specific pic, but does anyone have an idea why angel wings make chicks in underwear look so much hotter? Victoria's Secret's marketing team really hit the bullseye on that one. damn I'd like hit the bullyese on her....
Yea moprh i agree most boobs on the net are fake. But the real ones are better, and as i said, try to at least find ones that LOOK real. Salma's are all natural btw. mmmmm just thinking of those makes me want to save her from a giant metal spider. mmmmmmmm, delicious
You know, some people say this post is a joke. Max for example. Well at least our clan didn't have like 2 people in it after everyone left and didn't get absorbed by OMG 5 min after he made it (not to mention the most retarded name ever conceived "Team Skype" LOL that one still gets me every time). Also, I pose a question, would this clan post be better WITHOUT boobs? Of course not, everything's better with boobs in it. Anyone who denies that is a homosexual. I wouldn't have named the clan DD
If possible, can we have no fakes on here. I HATE fakes. Seriously, worst thing ever. 80% look stupid and fake with clothes on, 95% look fake with nothing covering them. 100% look fake when in motion, and all are total crap when felt. And if you can't help yourself from posting fakes, find pics where they at least LOOK real.