JoeUser ForumsI'm just waiting for Marvin to come back and say those men were all fine, god-fearing individuals who were framed by the horrible, satanic, puppy-killing liberal media
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The political fanatacism that's taken up here and all over the web has just gotten ridiculous, it's so bad that honestly I skim sites like JU once a week just to see if there's anything non-election/politics related that's worth reading (I loved the Sims 2 article). Staying away from it all is the only way to keep myself from getting involved, which is just frustrating because no one is listening to the other side anymore (myself included). I can't w
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Ok, I feel like I have to act as a sort of male representation here as it seems to be flooded with gushing women and one greedy megalomaniac A year ago my best friend and his wife had a beautiful baby girl, and every time I'm around her I realize that maybe having a family wouldn't be so bad. On many occassions I've had to hand her back to mom and dad and just didn't want to!
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You can tell with the naked eye that the t in Lt is the same size as the t in th I'm as anti-bush as the next democrat... but come on, this one's a fake, no way around it.
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I'm all for the IRS tax credit... At my rate, I'll earn roughly my annual salary again in tax refunds
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Field of Penises (or Penis of Dreams)
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It's stuff like this, and the pure uneducated fervor with which many of my friends attack events and issues that is pushing me more and more towards the middle. I can not stand extremists of either side, but it seems that lately the left has more than its fair share. It sickens me to hear about having the flag torn up and burned, or to have the saluting and crying over the coffin mocked by the crowd. If you can not protest something in a civil, educ
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Dumb question, nevermindfont>
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I've actually done a variation of #3... Me in my '89 Chevy Cavalier blasting bagpipe music in response to some jerkoff shaking the road with some crappy rap
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I'm actually looking for a good PCI TV Tuner card right now as my PC has turned into almost a complete entertainment system for me, the only thing lacking is TV input. I don't want to replace my main AGP video card as it's pretty nice (9800 XT 256MB) and I want something I can hook up my cable and a video game console to. Thus far I've been rather unsuccessful in finding anything that might meet my needs. Aside from the HD-TV All-in-Wonder, have you
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I am one of the few left in the world that thinks a pristine child is a scary thing. As a little kid, the day was practically rated by how many grass stains we had by the time our evening bath rolled around. Hell, there were days so bad mom wouldn't let us into the house until she hosed us off out in the yard. Never in my life have I heard a news report about a messy 3yr-old face being the cause for a fatal accident or anything like that.<
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I like KGs version much better... seems to be more fitting with actual modern times. The original list is something I'd expect to read in a women's advice article from a paper in the 1950s (16. You always have dinner on the table and pearls on when you man comes home) Such bullshit... I swear I will NEVER marry a woman who itmatches more than a few ems on that horrid list. I prefer
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I still think the best idea was to hide a dead animal under their porch
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Oh the joys of moron neighbors. I had a similar situation in my freshman year in the dorms. In the middle of the fall semester we had a four day weekend where everyone would typically go home or on vacation somewhere, well this guy down the hall from me forgot to turn his alarm off, and it was set for 6:30am. I was one of *2* people left in the entire building for the four day weekend, and maintenance was off too... so for four days the alarm went o
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It doesn't matter the reasons a parent would want to shelter their child from seeing a breast, it's their choice to make. If I decide I never want my child to eat an apple because I associate them with man's fall from grace, it's my choice to ban apples in my home.
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I really hope Brad ends up just deleting Diamond-D and banning him from the site. It's 100% pure spam that has absolutely 0 value. None of it is written by him (unless his style of prose approximates a random word generator) and it's all an advertisement for something that as far as I can tell is either a sham or a prank. Argh, most annoying JU user by FAR
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The problem is that some people are offended by it, and if it takes place in public they have no way to avoid it. You can choose to not watch movies with nudity in them. I personally have no issue with breast feeding in public because the sight doesn't bother me at all, but I know and understand people who do not like to be sitting in a store and all of a sudden look to their right and there's a breast hanging out with a baby attached to it. You can
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I have to admit I now have a screaming hatred type response anytime I see "BIZNIT" in the Recent Articles list... It's enough to make me want to hurt people... or maybe just Diamond-d. Oh how I wish he allowed comments on his non-sensical spam entries. I could write better entries with a random-word generator
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That is one ANGRY looking baby
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As a fairly recent teenager (I'm 22 now) I'll toss in my perspective on this. Adults tend to dismiss teenagers for two reasons: 1) Teens tend to think they have all the answers to all of life's really tough questions 2) They think that the times they live in are infinitely more complex/difficult/dangerous/confusing than what anyone else could have ever gone through I've seen way too many friends butt heads with parents because
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A symbol is an expression of art, very easy to copyright. A name is NOT. You can refer to a name anytime you like, in any manner you like as long as it is not ACTUAL SLANDER... George W. Bush can NOT sue Reuters for publishing his name in an article just because he may not like the article. My name was in my local paper the other day because someone else was recounting a funny story that involved me. They did not need to seek permission to use my
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I did 1200mi in two days earlier this summer... I felt dead for several afterwards, but it was just me in the car all by my lonesome... I can't imagine having two bickering kids behind me, you would have seen me in the news if that happened.
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Additional Performance Tweaks: -ATI has BETA drivers out to improve Doom 3 performance (read: they're finally fixing their OGL code!) Check out Team Radeon for info on the 4.9 beta drivers (no, they didn't skip 4.8, those will be out soon) http://www.teamradeon.com/ -Decompress the pak files in the base directory using WinRAR. This takes some of the load off of the CPU as it doesn't have to decompress game resources constantly. Now you're on
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