Hmmm gotta find a dentist joke for him ...but in the meantime... One night a teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her parents, and they were appalled by his appearance: leather jacket, motorcycle boots, tattoos and pierced nose. Later, the parents pulled their daughter aside and confessed their concern. "Dear," said the mother diplomatically, "he doesn't seem very nice.
Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Redneck Say No Matter How Drunk They Are: 10. I'll take Shakespeare for $1000, Alex. 9. I'd never date anyone under 21. 8. I don't have a favorite college football team. 7. "Hee Haw" was overrated. 6. Wrasslin's fake. 5. Who's Richard Petty? 4. I thought Graceland was tacky. 3. I couldn't find a thing at Target today. 2. Bartender! Bring us some Heinekens. And the Number One thing you'll never hear a redneck say
You know what happens when you play country music backwards? You quit drinking, you get your wife back, you're rehired and your lost dog comes home.
A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some Polish sausage." The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. "If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask i
Morals Story The teacher gave her class an assignment: have their parents tell them a story with a moral. The next day the kids returned with their stories. Ashley said, "I live on a farm and we have a lot of hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market when my little brother dropped the basket and they all broke. So the moral of this story is, 'Don't put all your eggs in one basket!'" "Very good," said the teacher. Next Sarah raised her ha
Taxidermist A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, expecting to see some pitiful yankee dandy. The bartender looks up and says, "You ain't from around here, are ya??? Where ya from, boy?" The guy says, "I'm from New York." The bartender asks, "What the heck you do in New York?" The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist." The bartender asks, "A taxidermist? Now just what the
Golf Fanatic The police arrived and found a woman dead on her living room floor with a golf club next to her body. They asked the husband, "Is this your wife?" "Yes," he replied. "Did you kill her?" "Yes, he replied." "It looks like you struck her eight times with this 3-iron. Is that correct?" "Yes," he replied, "...but put me down for a five." <img src="http://images.stardock.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" border=0 ALIGN="absmi
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We had a lot of wild fires here in Florida a few years back, but you guys are really getting it bad...I remember that the air was thick with smoke all the time. It got to be so bad that an entire county was evacuated at one time, Glad that's over with!
*GASP!* say it isn't so! I know how these things are elvee
Watch where you sprinkle that fairy dust!! :SURPRISED /me runs screaming from Shmoopy's innocent havoc to a different thread :
I've been reading the posts and I guess I missed the connection between the Bucs and Rappin' DJ's....maybe it's a Warren Sap thing
Sorry elvee...only one of the teams could win, but the Eagles had a great season. But the Bucs are going to the Soooper Bowl!
Yeah! Anything for the Bucs! Oh not those bucs Chill...even the best servers are prone to get overloaded once in a while... <img src="http
I just had to do that!
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