WinCustomize ForumsRepublican Senator Orrin G. Hatch from Utah is who's brinchild this is. I normally think highly of him, but in this case he's wayyyy out there! )
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Going Soon A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn't been feeling well and wants to find out if he's ill. After the checkup the doctor comes out with the results of the examination. "I'm afraid I have some bad news. You're dying and you don't have much time," the doctor says. "Oh no, that's terrible. How long have I got?" the man asks. "10..." says the doctor. "10? 10 what? Months? Weeks? What?!" he asks desperately. <
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Aqua That's why I qualified it as in civilized societies It's origins are in English Common law and was incorporated into the United Nations International Covenant on Civil and Political Rights. <img src="http:/
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Well that cure is worse than the crime. There is supposed to be a presumption of innocence and a trial by ones peers in civilized societies. A denial of service attack on one that is supposed to be presumed innocent until proven otherwise I think would be the real crime. Don't think this one is going too far, it's just the rhetoric of someone on a witch hunt. Law enforcement has to remain within the law, oth
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Jafo, I think, he thinks he has to pay to download anything..least that's what I got out of it. There really wasn't enough info given to conclude he hit the download limit... but that's probably it, now that I think about it! <img src="http://images.stardock.com/images/smiles/sb.gif" border=0 ALIGN="absmiddle" ALT="Powered
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Que voulez-vous dire? Qui vous indique doit payer? Je vous espère me comprends. Je ne parle pas français! </
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The following is a true record of a trial. Lawyer: "So, Doctor, you determined that a gunshot wound was the cause of death of the patient?" Doctor: "That's correct." Lawyer: "Did you examine the patient when he came to the emergency room?" Doctor: "No, I performed the autopsy." Lawyer: "OK, were you aware of his vital signs when he was at the hospital?" Doctor: "He came into the emergency room in shock and died a short time later." Lawyer: "Did you pronoun
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Thank you Kim Insurance Form Statements... Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have. The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention. I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it. I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way. A truck
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You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?" Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room. The pilot's story was that he took off from Las Vegas, got lost, and spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel. Th
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George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard ---------------------------------------- 1. Never walk down the hall without a document in your hands. People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they're heading for the cafeteria. People with a newspaper in their hand look like they're heading for the toilet. Above all, make sure you carry loads of stuff home with you
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My highest congrats on making the Millionaires Club! You've always been kind, conciderate and helpful. Your regular presence will be missed, so don't be a stranger! I tip my hat to you. <img src="http://images.sta
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I'm just fine...but thanx for askin! TO: All Employees From: Management Re: Restroom Policy In the past, employees were permitted to make trips to the restroom under informal guidelines. Effective on the first of the month, a Restroom Policy will be established to provide a consistant method of accounting for each employee's restroom time and ensuring equal treatment of a
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Policy Start with a cage containing five apes. In the cage, hang a banana on a string and put stairs under it. Before long, an ape will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the Banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the apes with cold water. After a while, another ape makes an attempt with the same result - all the apes are sprayed with cold water. Continue until, when another ape tries to climb the stairs, the other apes try to prevent it. Now,
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The Top 20 Country-Western Rap Artists 20> SixPac Shakur 19> The Dixie Bizznitches 18> Hay-Z 17> ODV (Ol' Dirty Varmint) 16> Whoa Nelly! 15> Coolio-lay-dee-hooo! 14> Mixmaster Merle 13> N.R.A. 12> C. Twitty 11> Snoop Hounddy Houndd 10> DJ Jazzy Jeb and the Fresh Prince of Cheyenne 9> The Bestiality Boys 8> Ma-Rule 7> Ol' Dirty Haggard 6> 2 Live Chicken
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You may be a geek redneck if... you have loony-toons stickers on your pickup truck. you carry both the Leatherman Classic and the Leatherman Wave because you never know when you'll need two pairs of pliers. you insist that your family tree is in fact a graph. you have a DEC-10 on bricks in your front yard. your trailer has a T3. you're living in that trailer to afford the T3. you think gateway is something you do after a stick-up. you work on
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Ut-Oh! You May Be A Geek If... You have ever sent E-mail to someone sitting next to you. You have ever had a dream involving computers. You have ever modified an ini file. You would sell your grandmother for more bandwidth. You've ever found "stray" diskettes or mini cds when doing laundry. You get up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your E-mail on your way back to bed. You find yourself interr
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* CoolPlayer - Dont use it. * CursorXP - Savage Bronze or Federation * Dashboard - Dont use it. * DesktopX - Dont use it. * IconPackager - FauxS-X, Last Cobalt or Copperdeck * LiteStep - Dont use it. * Logons - Longhorn * NextStart - Dont use it. * ObjectBar - Dont use it * ObjectDock - Dont use it. * SysMetrix - Dont use it. * WallPapers - Depends on my mood! <img src="http://images.stardock.com/i
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Smelly A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom saying to himself, "How can I tell my wife that I've got really smelly feet and that my socks absolutely stink? I've managed to keep it from her while we dated, but she's bound to find out sooner or later." Meanwhile, the wife was sitting in the bed saying to herself, "How do I<br
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Opps! Chunky! Out if the can or over ice?
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Sundaes...but a real milkshake sure sounds good about now Out if the can or over ice?
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Hormone Hostage The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other! DANGEROUS....What's for dinner? SAFER....Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST....Where would you like to go for dinner? ULTRASAFE....Have some chocolate
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Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out. Well, here it is: AVERAGE: Not too bright. EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED: Has committed no major blunders to date. ACTIVE SOCIALLY: Drinks heavily. ZEALOUS ATTITUDE: Opinionated. CHARACTER ABOVE REPROACH: Still one step ahead of the law. UNLIMITED POTENTIAL: Will stick with us until retirement.
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Congrats! DM!!
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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said "Look mate, don''t ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said he didn''t realize that a little tap could scare him so much. The driver replied "Sorry, it'
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