Harel Eilam

Harel Eilam

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Dear MM77, On behalf of the writer assocition of America, we hereby heartfully request that you never write any stories ever again. You are killing the langauge. On behalf of anything that is human and holy, please stop. We beg of you. Thank you. The writer assocition of america, promise to continue their god-given duty to make fun of any president who doesn't know where Mexico is.

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LOL, Alternative history, ah Chris? Well, well... if I had a little more time before I fly I might have taken you up on that! :-) Sadly, duty calls and I'm a busy bringer-of-doom. I can't even find the time to post more gig-maso games and so that Aarberq how silly it is for a EURO to try and pass me. Oh, well. I will be back on the 24th... and then, doom shall be upon you! But until then, I'll go and work on my opus. Peace and salutions brothers, not to mention form 10

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And now, for something completely different Koala: Hello, I wish to register a complaint. Koala: Hello, Miss? Harel: What do you mean "miss"? Koala: I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint! Harel: We're closin' for lunch. Koala: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this tales of the agent chapter that I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique. Harel: Oh yes, the, uh, the search fo

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[quote]Harel Eilam,That was GREAT! I LOVED IT! I'll write MY STORY from were you end. ( The end )I HOPE you ALL like it. I hope to have it done by tomorrow.P.S. I like the BLUE one's myself. [/quote] What are you doing here? You are supposed to be dead.

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To all to read - missing this post will not excuse me killing you if you don't heed it anyway This is the Gaza strip all over again... income stones, incoming stones! Oh, just shoot everyone on sight... yeah, even our side, they make too much noise on the radio... Right! Listen up. This has gone long enough. Next one that says a word about this subject (and this goes to SF members, and yes, Jaws, no new defence chapter). You don't have a problem with empire-hopp

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[quote]Harel: You have a unique style all your own. I suspect we've taken things as far as we can take them. My next story will be thoroughly pastoral and innocuous... [/quote] Thanks :) I was worried for a sec. Yes, the next episode just HAS to be more sane. Still, that was a mighty fine dress. Certainly worth all the Drengin...

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Bluesteel, just stop it right there. I'm tired of this empire-hopping criticism nonsense, like people actually own alligence or anything, and Veronica certainly does not deserve it. Look at how you are behaving! If she was a zero score member, you probably would not have noticed. This isn't stability you crave, it's a silly rank in the multiverse. Empires in a game like galciv are not competition at all, since you don't compete against humans. It's a group of friends, and considering yo

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The tales of the agent - part 8b The trio were on their way to the nearest Pangaea collective's party palace, a huge death star minus the death part. The agent thought it was a grave misuse. Why have a flying space station the size of a small moon if you are not going to use it to blast entire civilizations to tiny bits? But the Pangaean ARE little odd. In the mean time the agent busied himself by installing a new module in his software. "What are you

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[quote]Sad to see the empire hopping starting all over again.[/quote] I'm seriously disappointed you even brought this up. If it is not clear, we in Special Forces are just here to have fun. I mean, look at me. I just lost my 11th rank to a european. A bloody european. Do you see me mad? AH?! DO I LOOK MAD?! DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE ABOUT THE BLOODY SCORES?!?!?! Arrrr.... ahem. :-) My point, and I did have a point, that we are all here to have fun. The fact that

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The tales of the agent - part 8a The final defeat of the candy-man While the move to the secret forces has indeed unburdened the agent from numerous forms, binders and other sinister forms of bureucracy, from time to time even he had to put in his share. Thus there he was, sitting on the porch of the secret forces unofficial new headquertes of Barad-dur, interviewing new prospects for the team. The way-ward mission against the Europeans delayed the nessecery dea

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[quote]Cool it worked, now I need to find a cool picture, even though mine speaks for itself right now.[/quote] You're picture is EVIL! Take it off! Take it off! It burns us, yes it does, precious! It's burns! Evil elfs wrought this flag! It's cold, oh so cold... evil, sinister... [Message Edited]

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[quote]Uh-oh. Now I've done it. I'm kidding! Kidding! Please don't stick a hair-pin in my eye.[/quote] Can I do it? Please? Edit: oh, and Killa - please stop writing, it's too good and I can't possibly compete with it. [sad] [Message Edited]

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Well, it might not fit the big board, but I thought it's a better way to get a hold of Theoden then to send a message via joeuser. Theoden my friend, i'm sure all of us here will agree with me that we like your metaverse review. I would like to make a single suggestion that I think will help all of us. How about you make it a fixed weekly magazine? Select a day and update it every week. That way we know when to look forward for another update. I can tell you I'm very antsy for quite som

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