[quote]Well given your predicament some booze is in order. Perhaps you could bribe the boss with some?[/quote] I've tried that. And money. But I don't have enough - of either. :) Actually, it's a long story of not enough people and too much work to do in a short time. Looks like some relief will be coming in on Monday which should give me my first day off sometime next (not this) weekend. Eh, what's a month's work between friends, right? Doh! "Thanks, boss. That
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Seriously, guys... things should be returning to normal shortly, and you can not only look forward to my bordering-on-good-but-never-quite-getting-there scores returning to the Metaverse. Not to mention my inane ramblings on Threadzilla. Once I'm working 'normal' hours again, I think I may request a seat in the Senate - after all, 18 evil games (10 pure evil) may earn me a voice in that august body. Of course, I'll only request such a thing when I can offer the kind of time it would t
Sixtoes crawled out from behind a barrel on the main deck of the Survey Ship of Doom, barely aware of his surroundings. Clearly, the effects of inebriation were only now beginning to dissipate. "Um, guys. G.R.O.S.S.ers? Fellow residents of this wretched hive of scum & villainy?" Fellow members of the team stared at him in various states of awe and disbelief. "Where've YOU been these past few days, Six?" bellowed the oft-maligned leader known simply as Pontius. "W
[quote]Don't you know Kit that keel hauling is a heck of alot more fun while sailing over a reef? [/quote] Don't you mean over a SHARK-INFESTED reef, boss? Bwaaaahhaaaaaa...
[quote]Definitely. Well worth watching. It's alot like Babylon 5 in that some plots go across several episides [/quote] Which reminds me that Season 3 of Babylon 5 - which, in my ever-so-humble opinion is an even better show than Stargate, but just barely - releases on DVD next month also. (On the 12th if I recall.) Of course, I've been working 7 days/60 hours a week this month, so I've got some gaming to catch up on before I can enjoy my DVDs. Hey boss - maybe we could show
So - just to be clear - my votes are as follows: Peace with the Republic: Aye (if adult beverages are included in the tribute). Absorption of G.R.O.S.S. into any uber-empire: Nay. Nay. Nay. Creation of a loose alliance between G.R.O.S.S. and other like-minded empires: Aye. (though further 'tribute' might be appropriate from lesser empires that would truly benefit from an affiliation with the mighty G.R.O.S.S.) [quote]I was thinking another way to compete i
Sheesh, a guy works - in real life, that is - for a couple of days and comes back to a much-fattened Threadzilla and talk of peace. PEACE?!? Guys, we're EEEEEVIL, aren't we? Think of other evil things: - Orcs - Car salesmen - Nazis - Grey Davis (should get a laugh out of fellow CA residents) - Drengin - In-laws - The IRS Are any of them willing to quit a particular war just because somebody offers an armistice? Nah... not a chance. But the
[quote]Lets feed Threadzilla instead. [/quote] Always a good idea... [quote]We're in first place. We are climbing in points. Lets play and leave plephart the troll and his little friend behind. [/quote] True wisdom... guess that's why he's the powerless emperor. Or the pirate captain. Or something like that. {dries self off after clever plank trick by Gerakken and Boss-man} Ah. Thanks for the drinks, boss. After today, I needed 'em. Oh, and #21
Greetings, oh great leader PBP... a much more typist-friendly nick, I must admit. Oh, and greetings to the rest of my fellow G.R.O.S.S.ers serving their time on the Survey Ship of Doom. Today, as I wrapped up yet another eeeeevil victory, I reminisced about the "old" days when G.R.O.S.S. was but a young, budding empire - a passing thought in the vacuum that is the Metaverse. I even went so far as to read the beginnings of the great Threadzilla (recommended reading for you newe
In Triplicate, I tell you! (For those of you wondering, my original post got stuck up here two more times thanks to an internal error on the website. The feeding of Threadzilla was completely coincidental.) [Message Edited]
Sorry for the repeat posts - nothing like complaining in triplicate. [Message Edited]
Arrrrrgghhh!!! Okay, so I'm thinkin' to myself yesterday - "Self, start a Gigantic-Normal game and go for Beyond Human... should get you a TON of points for G.R.O.S.S. over the 4th of July." So, being ever so wise in listening to myself, I did just that. And finished it moments ago. Only to find that, despite my absolute and total dominance over the Gigantic galaxy, my Metaverse score was lower than a typical Medium-Normal galaxy where I win by Military Conquest. {te
Congrats on breaking into the top 100, KitWarrior... just did it myself last week. Looks like us G.R.O.S.S.ers are making a name for ourselves - instead of letting our esteemed leaders carry the load. Oh, and Pontius? I've followed through with those orders and swiftly eliminated all foes in a Medium-sized sector... thus making my contribution to the manifest destiny of G.R.O.S.S. as ordered. (It was soooooo much more enjoyable than latrine duty, anyway.) Now - to see if
On the survey ship of Doom: Sixtoes: "Pontius, sir. I've submitted yet another victory, but..." Pontius: "But *what*, evil underling?" Sixtoes: "It was a truly small sector of space, and I routed those Slimy alienS so quickly that I wasn't presented with enough opportunities to slaughter non-sentient worms, squash bugs and remind my people that they are, in fact, a RENEWABLE resource. Ummm... in fact... the powers-that-be determined that I was merely *NEUTRAL* in my
[quote]Six. top 100 is great considering how many are registered. Top 100 in the world. If this were an Olympic sport you'd be in baby. [/quote] Thanks. Of course, if this were an Olympic sport, NBC wouldn't have bid as much as they did for the broadcast rights. LOL That, and synchronized swimming would have to be cut. Darn. Thanks for the encouragement, though, boss... much appreciated. Now to start tackling those higher difficulty levels so I can climb into the
[quote]Of course, my evil wife is pulling the old "Lets spend the weekend together trick. So I'm gonna have to lay low awhile.[/quote] Ah, how many times have I heard that one before? Ya know a good trick, Pontius... take her out to a nice big lunch - next thing you know, nappy-nap time. :) She slept long enough for me to get in a small game that finally cracked me into the top 100! (I know, I know - that's not much compared to some of us G.R.O.S.S.ers, but hey, it's good for me.)<b
Getting back to the posted question... ;) I've won using each of the four methods, and my preference for each game is truly dependent on galaxy size and what alignment I'm planning on developing. It seems to me that if you're interested in winning via a tech victory, you're better off playing in a Gigantic galaxy and trying to maintain peace with your neighbors. (Easiest if you've got a large corner all to yourself.) Even though I've tried playing as technologists (or simpl
Greetings, long-lost G.R.O.S.S. brethren... Okay, so YOU'RE not the ones who've been long-lost, it was me - but the point remains. I've finally gotten around to playing another game - my first in a week, and only my second in the last month - and WOOT! - I jumped up a bit. Gotta love (or hate, not sure yet) this new scoring deal. Anyway, anything that helps the mighty G.R.O.S.S. empire stay on top of the boards. Now, if work won't suck the very marrow from my soul (okay, so
Me: "My apologies to the mighty G.R.O.S.S. senate for my currently low scores"... Pontius: "well my zero didn't help matters much either. Hopefully I can get that 5200 back or at least get the zero removed." Heck, I've got a zero in there myself... it was a 1.03.1 game and I *SWEAR* it was over 7,000 points. Okay, so evil people lie. It was over 4,000 though... :notsure: I was thinking about resubmitting that old game since Frogboy told me the anomalous score th
"might" = "mighty"... EDIT FEATURE!
Ah... life SO gets in the way of true evil-ness. That, and a constant fear of my scores becoming "anomalous" as one time-waster did a couple weeks back. Anyway, I just wanted to pop in here and catch up with my fellow (all superior, apparently) members of G.R.O.S.S. I'm working on a Gigantic game and am currently neutral (though evil where it counts!) as I build up my forces in preparation for an attack on those Dudley-Do-Right Altarians who currently have me blocked in a corner. All
shoul = should. When're we going to get an edit function?!?
Just so long as we remember the main point here... Alien scum shoul die - but if we have to *pretend* to be good in order to crush them mercilessly under our well-armored boot, then so be it. Machiavellian in nature, I know - but then again, whatever it takes to ensure the dominance of humanity. *This PSA brought to you courtesy of G.R.O.S.S.*
You may have had too many ships in orbit already... I do not recall the limit, but there is a point at which no more ships can be built on a planet until you take some out of orbit. (I think it may be 16.) Hope this helps...
Frankly, I'd like to see a FIND SYSTEM command that worked for (known) alien systems and uninhabited systems as well. I mean, how's this for time-consuming? I get a report that a heretofore-undiscovered Precusor something-or-other causes a planet in the LOOKFORMEFOREVER system to suddenly become a friggin' paradise. I'd like a way to locate said system *other* than having to look - sector by sector - across all of known space. What's worse is when it's an uninhabited system because t