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XIVMVIX

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Banned for trying to keep the populace illiterate, and attempting to dissuade littering. It is as repugnant as chaining Prometheus to the rock for giving the people fire. As literacy is the spark that will bring fire to the mind.

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Banned for not accepting mixed company. If I want to get my jollies by watching a Vulcan singing about Hobbits surounded by 60's Pixie Chicks, that's my business. [video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGF5ROpjRAU[/video] Rest in peace, Mr. Nimoy.

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Banned for believing gay is routine(easy); it would take a lot of work and sacrifice. Like deliberately eating food you dislike and trying not to vomit. But then again, I do hear happy people live longer.

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Banned for considering the belt when you're not even a contender for the title. Improve your win-loss record, get a few KO'S, and we'll talk about getting you a bout that may lead in the direction of a title fight. 'Till then: Try to keep those gloves up.

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Banned for leaving a perfectly good Peter Pan, Captain Hook, and Tinkerbell(!) opening reference alone and going after sharks, pussy, and ""'s. YOU 'people'! [e digicons]8(|[/e]

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Banned for falling out of the air into the water, because you couldn't keep pretending and keep your happy thought. Careful, those be pirate and croc infested waters mate. And the stingrays are more dangerous than they appear,

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Banned for Rock Lobster and bring up terrible, but catchy music that gets stuck in your head whether you want it to or not. Damn you Rock Lobster!

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Banned for closed mindedness and backing the right. We live in an 11 dimension universe where are at least 4 dimensions are easily discernible, and yet you choose to live in only 2 dimensions and limit yourself to a line of right and left?! Appalling.

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Banned for being a such deadpan straight man. Even the straight man should get a joke in once in a while. Here you are leaving the audience like a man in the desert dying of thirst; offer them a glass of water on occasion.

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Banned for calling the mission impossible. Improbable, yes. Imbecilic, yes. But not impossible. Now, get your stinking paws off her, you damned dirty ape!

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Banned for not being willing to cast the first stone. If we allow only perfect people to enforce the law, the law will soon be dead – and society with it.

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Banned for making slurping and mooing sounds at the dinner table. Didn't you parents teach you any manners while they fed you lies from the tablecloth?

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Banned for thinking you know what's going on inside a blackhole, when even light cannot escape to tell that tale... Did you observe Hawking Staking Radiation? (d)(s)^2=?

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Banned for hope. A), Episode IV was a New Hope, but Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back was far better. B), Hoping is to much like trying: Try not. Do... or do not . There is no try .

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Bannned for allowing an illegal alien to use your phone to phone home, and also banned for transporting an illegal alien and flying without a permit.

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