citahellion

Reply to at least i'm not dirty in Misc JoeUser Forums

I'll be boring, and guess "shirt and pants." Of course "hat and socks" would be much more exciting....

Reply to Funniest Fear Ever... in Humor JoeUser Forums

It's more of an obsessive linguaphilia than any sort of phobia, really.... and to TW.

Reply to livin' la vida estúpida in Misc JoeUser Forums

Actually, I'm very happy to say that Krystal has been really good about sleeping through the night. We've got her trained pretty well. And while my brother and I share a very similar sense of humor, not everyone whom I grace with my presence will say likewise.... In fact my mom referred to any jokes that she didn't understand as "[citahellion] jokes."

Reply to satanists are people too in Current Events JoeUser Forums

SiRMetMan, just because SSGG is the only one who mentioned his satanic credentials doesn't mean he's the only one who has them. It's been a long time since I read the Satanic Bible, and it's been a long time since I lived with a Satanist, but I have done both.

Dangerous Baby! in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

It was just this past Sunday when Krystal stood up for the first time. And she didn't do it at all yesterday, or the day before, that I know of. Well. Today apparently was a different story. I went to play in my ping-pong league tonight, and Ann was home alone with Krystal, hanging out and watching her CSI and Law & Order and so forth,

Reply to Funniest Fear Ever... in Humor JoeUser Forums

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia Not to be (too much of) a spelling nazi, but there's only 5 P's in that, not 6. Hippopotomonstrosesqui p edaliophobia.

Reply to Tears and doubts in Blogging JoeUser Forums

oh yeah, So now he changed the titles of them to stuff about jesus I saw that coming. I'm surprised he changed them so quickly, actually, I figured they might last until at least the wee hours of the morning to increase their visibility while still limiting the odds that a moderator would see them.

Reply to Tears and doubts in Blogging JoeUser Forums

(I'm just figuring out your a mod of some sort) EvilPidge, Dharma's not a moderator, she's just a highly-rated (#2), well-liked and widely respected member of the JU community. Oh, and she is an "Elite" level user, meaning that the admins in particular also consider her well-liked and respected. <b

Reply to Sleepy doctors make more mistakes in Health & Medicine JoeUser Forums

Considering that sleepy people in general make more mistakes than well-rested people, and that doctors are people, this really comes as no surprise to anyone with a modicum of sense. Which is to say, many people here on JU but not necessarily a significant percentage of the general population....

Reply to Amazingly addictive time-waster--Paper toss!! in Misc JoeUser Forums

I just played it for about 3 minutes and got to 12....

Reply to Looked outside tonight? DO IT NOW!!!! in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Dammit, there's only one cloud in the sky here, but it stretches from one horizon to the other in all directions. Can't see a damn thing above 1000 feet.

Reply to Referals cross 1 million in Personal Computing JoeUser Forums

Yeah, the blogspammer is apparently covering all sorts of posts from the top 10. You've got to disable anonymous postings in order to thwart him.

Reply to immaterial girl in Art JoeUser Forums

mig, I love the fact that this is an actual rhyming poem, in addition to being your usual interesting stuff.

Reply to The Trial in Art JoeUser Forums

I'll agree with chip, that's a very nice thought.

Reply to The Most Expensive Item I've Ever Worn in Misc JoeUser Forums

Just a bit of linguistic trivia for you... The condition from which you suffer (grinding your teeth in your sleep, that is) is known as "bruxism." (I know, the dentist or doctor probably already told you that, but it's a great word, isn't it? )

Reply to Another debate opinion in Politics JoeUser Forums

While I am fairly sure that Kerry's little hunting expedition was a staged photo-op with all the underlying reality of a potemkin village, the idea that a firearm is "too expensive to use in the field" seems silly to me; it's like saying that a Porsche is too expensive to drive on the highways because it's way too easy to get into an accident.

Reply to Aftermath of Kerry Victory in Democrat JoeUser Forums

Say if I'm a Red Sox fan (which I am, go Sox!), if a close call at the plate goes their way, why would anyone who supports the Red Sox make a determined effort to question the call that could potentially give the Cardinals an additional run? That doesn't make any sense at all. See, this is exactly what'

Reply to I hate politics.... in Politics JoeUser Forums

If someone got in my face like that, I would be severely torn between being nice (as you were) and countering with equally extreme examples, such as "Well, why stop at killing her unborn child, then, why not kill the mom too? That way you'll make sure that she doesn't need any more abortions later on either. Plus being retarded and on welfare, she's just a drain on society, so you're really doing the country a favor by getting rid of her. If her chi

Reply to I Voted Today (Part II) in Politics JoeUser Forums

EvilPidge, It's not the electoral college's fault that you live in a heavily republican area. You can always move if you feel that strongly about it.

Reply to Thank you JOEUSER!!!! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Danke Schön In the absence of extended character sets, the umlaut is commonly rendered as an "e" following the letter to have been umlauted. So, "Danke Schoen". Or as I like to say it, "Donkey Shame."

Reply to satanists are people too in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Since he believes in Satan he must believe in the Christian God too, so he's a confused Christian I wouldn't necessarily say he's confused. The true satanist, as you point out, believes in the existence of God, but specifically rejects the message of salvation/redemption, since the cost (abstinence, de

Another day, another milestone in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

So it seems like just yesterday I was writing about how Krystal finally has a tooth. Okay, maybe it seems like two days ago. But anyway! Yesterday she was playing under the ping-pong table and somehow managed to flop her arms over one of the struts and end up kind of standing up. I wasn't entirely sure if it should count as a full stand because her arms were carry

Reply to Evil people steal.... in Humor JoeUser Forums

I AM 73% EVIL GENIUS! Evil courses through my blood. Lies and deceit motivate my evil deeds. Crushing the weaklings and idiots that do nothing but interfere i

Reply to Corporate tax cut? Excuse me Mr. Bush... in Politics JoeUser Forums

most large corporations, who will get the bulk of this tax cut, will just pay their ceo's more or will just put it into their caughers [sic] to be looted by the executives. And that's because all large businesses are slimy, scum-sucking, evil entities out to destroy the fabric of society for their own b

Reply to livin' la vida estúpida in Misc JoeUser Forums

'hittus onus headus withus brickus" I would think that would tend to induce further unconsciousness, although it does of course depend upon the intensity of the impact. Perhaps if you went with "calculi trajectus cranium" instead. <BR