TheQuack

Reply to ANZAC Imperium in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

Ooh, this sounds like it's gonna be a real battle of wills. Looking forward to it. :)

Reply to Special Forces OpCentre in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

Hear, hear! Welcome aboard, smokey and piers! :CONGRAT: Ah, I go to sleep for a days after finishing my uni thesis and miss all this... Just give me a couple more days to recover and plug my brain back in, then I'll finish off the raelians bit, and then I'll take the plunge into bizarro world with the rest of yas :p Btw, Sergeant Hard says he loves the new icon.

Reply to T h e - C a r i E l f - f a n c l u b in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

We prefer "The Secret Order of CariElf". :p But apart from that, you've got the description dead on. Maybe we should get you writing tourist guides for the swampy planet. LOL

Reply to Special Forces OpCentre in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

No need for the pyro gear. There's no need to fight. It's obvious Timothy Dalton was the best of them :-p

Reply to *** The G.C. Play House *** in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

[quote]hey MM77, you've obviously found the 'tape' of cotal's legendary creation of the Yor Sex Slave Collective![/quote] Puh-leeze. Kinky bots have long been part of the posse traditions. And I made sure to take them with me. Hmm... unless you Anzacs have been up to something I don't know about... where's a spymaster when you need one?

Reply to Special Forces OpCentre in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

MM77 - I'm sure we could send you the original icon. You could replace every on your desktop with it. Have a crowd of techno-looking animals watching you wherever you go. Hey, sign up and your vote will count for double! Now, I've got to try and get some sleep with that transmogrifier shaking up the Retox. I'd forgotten how loud that thing was. It would have been fun to keep Obi-Wan as Sean Connery. We could have him and Jaws arguing about who made the better secr

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It's not an army unit/corps badge... a few states have upside down stars on their cop badges - don't recognize that one, but. :notsure:

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[quote]You ARE my weakness, you temptress[/quote] Geez, Wombie - you haven't started flipping coins and spouting stupid lines, have you?

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[quote]Most Bouncers ask if you have had too much to drink, at the Stoned Crow they say "Think you need a bit more inside you before you come in here"[/quote] A couple weeks ago at the Courthouse, a bouncer let a chick do his job. She really enjoyed carding people and checking them for hidden weapons. ;) Enjoy your breakfast, mate! Nothing like some greasy spring rolls the morning after! LOL Wombie - Sergeant Hard will be able to sort out some military discipline

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[quote]I thought the phrase was "oven ready" - pass the oranges, I feel a cooking fit coming on! Schnapps marinaded Duck A LOrange anyone[/quote] We should have made our empire the RSPCA. :( /quack starts sucking the schnapps off his skin Mmm. This does taste good, but.

Reply to G.R.O.S.S. communication thread. in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

It's been a blast serving with ye brethren of the high seas! I've been a pirate so long, I think I've a copped a bit of Black Pearl Syndrome myself. Thanks for sharing the loot, mateys. :) Whatever strange new forms our new empire takes on, I'm sure you'll be welcome if you want to give it a shot. Hell, if you sign up, we might be able to sneak out for some piracy once in a while and alibi each other :p

Reply to G.R.O.S.S. communication thread. in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

Quack looked at the manifest in his hand for one last time. The booze tanks were filled to the brim for the long journey ahead. The transmorgrifier was safely stored in the cargo bays. Even the dismanted time machine had been packed up and brought aboard. There was nothing left to do here. "Release docking clamps. Set course for the rendezvous." The Retox slowly pulled away from the Survey Ship of Doom, and began the long voyage out of pirate space. Quack brooded in his command

Reply to Pirates of the Southern Seas in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

I've got to find the time to finish off that "rise of the raelians" sometime, even though it's horribly out of date by now :)

Reply to Special Forces OpCentre in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

Stealing beer from the 3RAR paras at Holsworthy... that's a stupid thing to do. But stealing beer from the Special Forces... oh, my. It's time for some "contact counselling". :INSERT_EVIL_SMILEY_HERE:

Reply to *** The G.C. Play House *** in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

I met her in a club down in old Soho, where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry cola. C-o-l-a cola. She walked up to me and she asked me to dance. I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said, Lola L-o-l-a Lola. Well I'm not the world's most physical guy but when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine. Oh my Lola, L-o-l-a Lola. Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand why she walked like a woman and talked

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I thought he hid them down his pants.

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/quack sniffs the air in the room Ah, you brought the good stuff, mate! I'm sick of these bloody winos. /quack takes a swig Yer, taht's the teekit! Ax-shecpt no ee-mee-tay-chuns! :CONGRAT:

Reply to Special Forces OpCentre in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

Ah, so many hoops to jump through. You're treating us like animals. :) Hey, we took the transmorgrifier with us, didn't we?

Reply to *** The G.C. Play House *** in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

Glad my song got everyone relaxed, by the way. Especially our president (who I hope isn't planning to send any ears to any software developers we know... :p ) Say, what angel choir is there? I thought it was just Steve, Poida, Dazza, and Shazza.

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[quote]Hey Quack.. how about Duck alaronge .. I hear thats delicous.. you Daffy duck you...[/quote] Hey BlueSteel! How about I stick your cousin on a pike and roast him on a spit! I hear he's delicious! Sorry, sorry. I'm a bit, um, sensitive about such things. (:( [quote]Why not? There are many things that can be done to and with a naked duck. [/quote] Yeah. (twitch.) Like Duck a la Range. :sniff!: (sigh) I suppose I could experiment.

Reply to Special Forces OpCentre in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

Oh, crap, I forgot to pick a specialty. My psychic duck powers will do... for now...

Reply to *** The G.C. Play House *** in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

[quote]that's evil count schnookums if you please[/quote] I just pictured you as the count off sesame street. Only with a sun-tan. And a mullet. "First iz one, then there iz two, then comz three..."

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Damn, I feel naked without an empire badge. Gimme one quick, or I'm gonna do a Ray and go streaking through the forums. :SURPRISED:

Reply to G.R.O.S.S. communication thread. in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

A free pass at your wife till midnight? Then she charges 777bc a pop? Nice to see you're coming up with new recruiting ideas. Not sure it fits in with the "chaste jedi" image, though. :p

Reply to G.R.O.S.S. communication thread. in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

Maybe he's just hiding under a rock like Wombat was in "The Search For Wombat". :p