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Favourite Kramerism ever: Adopting that mile of the highway. Think about it. He does his garbage collection in rush hour traffic (then rolls it all into the forest), turns a four-lane expressway into a "two-lane comfort cruise", and spills enough paint thinner on the highway to set Newman's truck on fire. I still can't shake that image of Newman singing horribly, when everything around him suddenly catches fire, and he panics like only Newman can. LOL

Reply to *** The G.C. Play House *** in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

Hot Stuff Detox Procedure Step 1: Read an inanely stupid home-grown poem. I wasn't gonna post this here. Really I wasn't. I was gonna save it for the next temple prose competition. But I have to do somethings to wipe that R-rated poem out of my mind. A Tale Of Two Stubbies Sergeant Stub, a stubby foe. One day, Stubby stubbed his toe. "Bugger, I iz stubbed." said he, then drank a stubbie clumsily. He dropped the stubbie, beer and all. H

Reply to Pirates of the Southern Seas in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

Ah, gotta head off - it'll be fun to see what this place is like in a few hours.

Reply to Pirates of the Southern Seas in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

We should have waited to see how much Theoden would have paid for an exclusive scoop. :)

Reply to The ANZAC Republic in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

What's wrong, Killa? Afraid I'll try out my poem in the next prose competition at the temple? :SURPRISED: Maybe Our Lady is sick and tired of hearing soppy, romantic platitudes. Maybe she just wants to hear about a booze-hound in stubbies.

Reply to T h e - C a r i E l f - f a n c l u b in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

[quote]Can we divine the truth from such limited facts? Do we care about the truth? Or just go with whatever makes us feel good?[/quote] I like option three. It's very enlightened. I wonder if "Our Holy Lady of the Troublesome Hardware" knows what she's walked into...

Reply to Chocolate LURV in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

Weird stuff always happens to Kramer, and he ends up on top. Weird stuff always happens to George (the king of the idiots!), but he ends up in the shit. (:( Ahh, Independent George vs Relationship George... those were the days.

Reply to Chocolate LURV in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

I like how the germaphobes were eating his food when he off-handedly mentions "I prepared it as I bathed"... I thought people always appreciated honesty. :notsure:

Reply to *** The G.C. Play House *** in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

You mean we're not R rated yet? Oops. :SURPRISED: ;p

Reply to Pirates of the Southern Seas in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

Jump on stardock chat if yer still awake, you furry buggers :p

Reply to The Fellowship Halls (Fellowship of the Ring Empire Thread) in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

That's why he's in the Jedi Academy, to purge himself of those inappropriate emotions. :D

Reply to The ANZAC Republic in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

Is this the one you wanted? :p A Tale Of Two Stubbies Sergeant Stub, a stubby foe. One day, Stubby stubbed his toe. "Bugger, I iz stubbed." said he, then drank a stubbie clumsily. He dropped the stubbie, beer and all. His stubbie shorts were messed, right royal. He scratched his stubble thoughtfully, Then opened stubbie two with glee.

Reply to The ANZAC Republic in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

Yep. That's where they got it from. :)

Reply to Pirates of the Southern Seas in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

Aww. Too bad. :p

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Go for six! Go for six! You've got ten more seconds before I click submit...

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I dunno if it's true or not, but I just heard on the radio Hugh Jackman's gonna be the next James Bond. An Aussie as the classiest Brit of them all. How good is that? We've taken over everything.

Reply to T h e - C a r i E l f - f a n c l u b in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

You don't have to throw away your old business cards. [quote]CariElf Game Developer To The Stars [/quote] Easy to add. Gives them a bit of oomph. People always say things like resumes and business cards should be distinctive. Then, people won't be quite so surprised when you change it to "Our Lady of Software" on the next batch. Who knows? Tell Frogboy you've been offered a job as Mel Gibson's personal game developer. Maybe he'll give you a raise. :D

Reply to Pirates of the Southern Seas in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

Hey, I drink coldies! There iz nothing in them that makes people evil. I iz sure... uh-oh. :SURPRISED:

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There are tasteful ways to use the chunder smiley. They can be used to express one's general disgust at something, as in: [quote]But they still make me sick.[/quote] Now, a vomit smiley there would have been perfect. :p Of cause, in Oztraylan lingo, "spewing" can mean "really, really mad", as in "He got kicked out of that place - man, was he spewing". Did you know if you crash your browser at just the right time, you can have the little faces frozen mid-barf?

Reply to Chocolate LURV in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

I'd be more worried about that instinct to flush the toilet. :SURPRISED:

Reply to The Fellowship Halls (Fellowship of the Ring Empire Thread) in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

Damn, that's a coincidence. A couple weeks ago at a trivia quiz, I ended up winning a copy of the first LoTR movie. Want to swap the costume for the video? Maybe we should just swap empires instead? j/k! J/K!!! LOL

Reply to The Fellowship Halls (Fellowship of the Ring Empire Thread) in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

[quote]I'm hunkering down here in the Halls and staying out of the other empire threads.[/quote] You're welcome to visit us pirates any time you like, y'know. Just wave a white flag, so we don't shoot you. Oh, and bring some dessert. Maybe it's time for another Galactic Peace Ball...

Reply to Pirates of the Southern Seas in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

Sure you don't want a bit of shark fin? Maybe it IS a trap. :p

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Wow. Everywhere I look, it's accusations, denials, apologies, explanations... the wheel goes round and round. First, the guys who did the prank as a once-off for a screenshot. You could say that was what started it rolling, but there was no malice in what they did. Therefore, By the power vested in me by myself, I, the Psychic Purple Duck of Skowbo, hereby grant complete and total absolution to those involved in the original empire-swapping incident. What this duck has said, let no

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Wow, I love the smiley cartoon. It's like "A Day In The Life Of SLW". :)