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Call the troops into action? If I rang my army unit up now, they'd smash me for waking them up at this time of day...
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Ain't no sunshine when she's gone... diii, doo-doo, dah... oh, wait, the sun's up. Never mind. Consider this spammage as retribution for messing with the metaverse. :-p [Message Edited]
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blergh... Have a guess.
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yaaaaay for oktoberfestivities! well, it's 5:20 am here, so I'd say I've done my part...
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Almost... but not quite...
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Join the pirates today, and get a free shot of Jagermeister! w00t! /the purple duck passes out
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Quack, quack. Yes... mock the purple duck. People always assume purple ducks are harmless. I intend to change that perception. Muhahaha... :WHERES_ME_FRIGGIN_EVIL_SMILEY_WHEN_I_NEED_IT?!?!?!: :) >:( :) >:( Look at that cross-eyed. Ye'll get yer evil smiley.
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The term "joust" implies an even contest, whereas any kangaroo in combat against a mounted knight who was not on a kangaroo would simply jump up and land on the knight's head, Super Mario style. Of course, our pirate animals are the toughest of the lot.
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Puh-leeze. Everyone knows people do stupid things during Oktoberfest (like joining other empires). And what goes on at Oktoberfest, stays at Oktoberfest. LOL
Pfft. I don't like Bundy Rum that much, to be honest, but it's still better than any of your whiskey. :p
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Why don't you all join the Anzacs? Fellowship sucks, huh? :-p Hehe, I'm just catching up with this thread, and wondering how many armies nowadays have a 2.4km run as part of their basic fitness assessment... Any weekend warriors here who aren't officers? :notsure: :p Go the diggers!
[quote]P.S. One request - I'd like to reserve the Executor for my side trips with the Southern Seas bunch, as my Jedi starfighter gets a bit cramped on those long trips.[/quote] Arrgh. Us pirates be piss-heads. Get the mobile number of our designated driver, and he be sure to give ye a lift to the old drinking hole.
I went to California many, many years ago. Unfortunately, I was too young to appreciate the beautiful women and cheap liquor. Fortunately, there are some beautiful women in Sydney, and the best liquor available in California (Tijuana Tequila) is still available here at a decent price. [quote]Sounds ike a wonderfull place, with a bit of demented humor[/quote] You got that right, mate. Go watch some Fat Pizza, and you'll learn all about our demented humor :-p
[quote]But the Mac-PC battles are the last great religious conflicts that haven't been stamped as "Politically Incorrect!"[/quote] Amen, brother. I've been in athiest-fundamentalist arguments, libertarian-conservative flame wars, and mac-pc battles, and the only one that didn't end up with me skewered on a roast was the mac-pc one. Of course, I have a boss who believes that a Mac is the only way to edit videos. And a mate who's bought into that tripe. But that mate hasn't seen
I might have walked around there when I did some work in Melbourne a few months ago... I'll have to check my tourist map :)
Now that's what I'm talking about! They're more fun when you're talking in your sleep, but - especially if there's a significant other to get freaked out by it. :D [quote]No, you just *think* you can after you drink too much of it....[/quote] That just reminded me of a stupid joke I heard... Warning: the following joke contains crude language and nasty bits. Two guys are drinking at a bar in a tall building. One slams down a beer, walks to the wind
Bad things always happen to me on this thread :notsure:
If you really mean it, you should bump the fan club thread and ask to join. :p
http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~rmcquade/MtDruittMonopoly.jpg I only mention it since some people here seem to like moccies.
We're men, we're men in thongs We roam around the suburbs looking for fights We're men, we're men in tho-ongs We have a few drinks and crash on the floor, that's right We may look like bogans But watch what you say, or else we'll put out your lights We're men, we're men in thongs (white thongs!) Always fubar, and messing with neighbours' wives That just reminded me of a stupid picture someone sent me this morning... I oughta upload it and shar
[quote]you should HEAR the things GROSS offers in their ANZAC recruiting program... I am sure most of those things are illegal[/quote] Not in ANZAC jurisdiction. Since New Zealand's legally a part of it, they had to add all the Kiwi laws when they had the original merger. Have you heard the one about what to do with the Cormo Express (the boat with all the sheep on it)? Send it to New Zealand, and rename it "The Love Boat". :SURPRISED:
Hey, Stevie, tell Killa you shop at K-Mart - you'll give him a heart attack for sure :p
Aw, we didn't even get to go shopping in snobby clothing stores (:(
I'll sign up for a one-day visit on Anzac Day :)
Yeah! I'm not the only one with raving loony naps! So the last time that happened to me, it wasn't because I had a nightcap or three, it was because I didn't have much sleep. End of story. Case closed. As for drugs and food groups, I'm just surprised no-one's mentioned the "you can live on guinness" story yet :D